best pub quotes

#211

RedWingedBlackbird

-10 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/x5DaCUh.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/x5DaCUh.png[/img]

#212

Tiramisu

5 Frags – +

Stormtrooper: NOODLE, W+M1 is the combination to penetrate your mother ass, fucking noob!!!

#213

CAP_CREATURE

-2 Frags – +

Dr. Khaled lft: anybody know a good benchmark test before i buy rainbow six siege?
June? AFK: open 6 different chrome windows
June? AFK: and watch porn on each one
June? AFK: if your computer doesn't crash
June? AFK: you can run it just fine <3

donny youre out of your element: piper likes mushy cereal
donny youre out of your element: everyone criticize him

Dr. Khaled lft: anybody know a good benchmark test before i buy rainbow six siege?
June? AFK: open 6 different chrome windows
June? AFK: and watch porn on each one
June? AFK: if your computer doesn't crash
June? AFK: you can run it just fine <3

donny youre out of your element: piper likes mushy cereal
donny youre out of your element: everyone criticize him

#214

Willy_

30 Frags – +

(TEAM) Nebuer : heavys have big ears lol

kmaliki830: slap your dads ass with my hand

(TEAM) Nebuer : heavys have big ears lol

kmaliki830: slap your dads ass with my hand

#215

tonyswedey

39 Frags – +

Magic Mario : I've never met a player with an unusual that wasn't an asshole. That's why b4nny is hated by everyone and don't tell me otherwise.

#216

DRIFTA

28 Frags – +

*DEAD* Sidz : cmpeur
*DEAD* Sidz : campeur de pute
Sidz : why focus me aaa?
aaa : because you called me a camper bitch in french :(
Sidz : Yes I said you're camper bitch
aaa : there's your answer
Sidz : So, I think it's a good answer
aaa : you seem confused
Sidz : AAA, Trump kill you
aaa : and why would he do that?
Sidz : because he hate camper bitch
aaa : but I don't live in america
Sidz : but He have the world power
aaa : ok buddy
Sidz : ur not a funny men
aaa : my mother thinks i am
Sidz : Your mother is dead one year ago, sorry
*DEAD* aaa : lmao :D
Sidz : lmao = laughting my ass off ?
aaa : well done
Sidz : and what is the signification ?
aaa : ur funny
Sidz : Oh ! I ove u too
aaa : ur literally a meme
Sidz : meme ?
aaa : thank you for this chat log
Sidz : whats meme

#217

FMX1

0 Frags – +

I don't have exactly what was said, but someone tried to kick half of my team because we were using profanity and it wasn't allowed on his favorite ROBLOX server. He wouldn't listen to us when we told him TF2 was "a big boy game"

#218

Sir_Lagsalot

-1 Frags – +

Xcleb : do you use a trackpad?
Xcleb : ggs
Weeping Mound of Flesh : no I'm just bad

#219

rocketslay

22 Frags – +

Cocks: what is farm ffs

#220

sokol

15 Frags – +

some dude on a 247 hightower server was getting mad at a friendly or market gardener or something

hamburger crisis: an admin decided to create this server specifically for TDM
(Voice) [DFS] Bird Tourist: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: disabling the cart, adding no crits and no random spread
(Voice) Grandpa Ambassador: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: this server serves as the perfect warmup for competitive players
vargas lft minecraft 6s :): ok
gameME: alex (17,398) got 2 points [-2] for killing LeGreenTea (1,099)
hamburger crisis: but in more recent times it is plagued by autists like you, hero

some dude on a 247 hightower server was getting mad at a friendly or market gardener or something

hamburger crisis: an admin decided to create this server specifically for TDM
(Voice) [DFS] Bird Tourist: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: disabling the cart, adding no crits and no random spread
(Voice) Grandpa Ambassador: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: this server serves as the perfect warmup for competitive players
vargas lft minecraft 6s :): ok
gameME: alex (17,398) got 2 points [-2] for killing LeGreenTea (1,099)
hamburger crisis: but in more recent times it is plagued by autists like you, hero

#221

fuzion

13 Frags – +

sokolsome dude on a 247 hightower server was getting mad at a friendly or market gardener or something

hamburger crisis: an admin decided to create this server specifically for TDM
(Voice) [DFS] Bird Tourist: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: disabling the cart, adding no crits and no random spread
(Voice) Grandpa Ambassador: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: this server serves as the perfect warmup for competitive players
vargas lft minecraft 6s :): ok
gameME: alex (17,398) got 2 points [-2] for killing LeGreenTea (1,099)
hamburger crisis: but in more recent times it is plagued by autists like you, hero

is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes

[quote=sokol]some dude on a 247 hightower server was getting mad at a friendly or market gardener or something

hamburger crisis: an admin decided to create this server specifically for TDM
(Voice) [DFS] Bird Tourist: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: disabling the cart, adding no crits and no random spread
(Voice) Grandpa Ambassador: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: this server serves as the perfect warmup for competitive players
vargas lft minecraft 6s :): ok
gameME: alex (17,398) got 2 points [-2] for killing LeGreenTea (1,099)
hamburger crisis: but in more recent times it is plagued by autists like you, hero[/quote]

is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes

#222

sokol

2 Frags – +

fuzionsokolsome dude on a 247 hightower server was getting mad at a friendly or market gardener or something

hamburger crisis: an admin decided to create this server specifically for TDM
(Voice) [DFS] Bird Tourist: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: disabling the cart, adding no crits and no random spread
(Voice) Grandpa Ambassador: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: this server serves as the perfect warmup for competitive players
vargas lft minecraft 6s :): ok
gameME: alex (17,398) got 2 points [-2] for killing LeGreenTea (1,099)
hamburger crisis: but in more recent times it is plagued by autists like you, hero
is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes

ye, it was.

[quote=fuzion][quote=sokol]some dude on a 247 hightower server was getting mad at a friendly or market gardener or something

hamburger crisis: an admin decided to create this server specifically for TDM
(Voice) [DFS] Bird Tourist: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: disabling the cart, adding no crits and no random spread
(Voice) Grandpa Ambassador: Thanks!
hamburger crisis: this server serves as the perfect warmup for competitive players
vargas lft minecraft 6s :): ok
gameME: alex (17,398) got 2 points [-2] for killing LeGreenTea (1,099)
hamburger crisis: but in more recent times it is plagued by autists like you, hero[/quote]

is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes[/quote]
ye, it was.

#223

cleanbuddy

8 Frags – +

fuzion
is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes

ya just join the server when spawn camping heavy is there

[quote=fuzion]

is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes[/quote]

ya just join the server when spawn camping heavy is there

#224

fuzion

18 Frags – +

rowpiecesfuzion
is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes
ya just join the server when spawn camping heavy is there

i join the server specifically to focus him and make him hit his disconnect bind so he avoids losing elo

what a guy

[quote=rowpieces][quote=fuzion]

is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes[/quote]

ya just join the server when spawn camping heavy is there[/quote]
i join the server specifically to focus him and make him hit his disconnect bind so he avoids losing elo

what a guy

#225

Covoo

6 Frags – +

fuzionrowpiecesfuzion
is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes
ya just join the server when spawn camping heavy is therei join the server specifically to focus him and make him hit his disconnect bind so he avoids losing elo

what a guy

i stopped going there because i was tired of him + sile animus always talking about how great offclasses are and how apparently nobody uses them correctly besides them

[quote=fuzion][quote=rowpieces][quote=fuzion]

is that pg hightower? that server is a gold mine for retarded quotes[/quote]

ya just join the server when spawn camping heavy is there[/quote]
i join the server specifically to focus him and make him hit his disconnect bind so he avoids losing elo

what a guy[/quote]

i stopped going there because i was tired of him + sile animus always talking about how great offclasses are and how apparently nobody uses them correctly besides them

#226

Hudsen

20 Frags – +

Just gonna edit this when I come across somewhat good ones

Edg3 (G.E.W.P) AFK: you spelled concept wrong
Koncept: you spelled edge wrong
Edg3 (G.E.W.P) AFK: well playedRadical Edward : DEAR GOD I'M COVERED IN PISS
Radical Edward : I WAS ONLY DELIVERING MILKBiscuitz (Happy) : i have 1,500 hours
o_O {listening to music} : m8
Biscuitz (Happy) : mge me
o_O {listening to music} : i have 7 accounts
Biscuitz (Happy) : ill kill you
o_O {listening to music} : sure xD㎡∆Як : I want to cut my dick off and put it on my nose to be like squidwardApothicon Pi : I WANT YOUR CASE (meaning the ctf intel)
Apothicon Pi : IT HAS NUDES㎡∆Як : That is the kind of shit that makes me wish that bleach came in a ''family sized'' bundle㎡∆Як : I am seriously going 16-16. Which is the single worst kdr that I have had in 2 years

Just gonna edit this when I come across somewhat good ones

[quote]Edg3 (G.E.W.P) AFK: you spelled concept wrong
Koncept: you spelled edge wrong
Edg3 (G.E.W.P) AFK: well played[/quote]
[quote]
Radical Edward : DEAR GOD I'M COVERED IN PISS
Radical Edward : I WAS ONLY DELIVERING MILK[/quote]
[quote]Biscuitz (Happy) : i have 1,500 hours
o_O {listening to music} : m8
Biscuitz (Happy) : mge me
o_O {listening to music} : i have 7 accounts
Biscuitz (Happy) : ill kill you
o_O {listening to music} : sure xD
[/quote]
[quote]㎡∆Як : I want to cut my dick off and put it on my nose to be like squidward
[/quote]
[quote]Apothicon Pi : I WANT YOUR CASE (meaning the ctf intel)
Apothicon Pi : IT HAS NUDES[/quote]
[quote]㎡∆Як : That is the kind of shit that makes me wish that bleach came in a ''family sized'' bundle
[/quote]
[quote]㎡∆Як : I am seriously going 16-16. Which is the single worst kdr that I have had in 2 years[/quote]

#227

the301stspartan

59 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/MWyVHlR.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/MWyVHlR.png[/img]

#228

Drummer

-2 Frags – +

[EOZ] gunbox : kuba you pyro or noob?

#229

Stock

4 Frags – +

.

#230

toads_tf

18 Frags – +

StockholmsyndromObsidiaN : nice reading comprehension
ObsidiaN : fucking autists
ObsidiaN : i bet you play HL
ObsidiaN : only HL kids talk shit in pubs
ObsidiaN : i bet they went on center and got bullied

hes half right, when have you heard someone talk shit in pubs that isnt an edgy preteen sniper main or a shitty HL pyro main

[quote=Stockholmsyndrom]ObsidiaN : nice reading comprehension
ObsidiaN : fucking autists
ObsidiaN : i bet you play HL
ObsidiaN : only HL kids talk shit in pubs
ObsidiaN : i bet they went on center and got bullied[/quote]
hes half right, when have you heard someone talk shit in pubs that isnt an edgy preteen sniper main or a shitty HL pyro main

#231

bLa

-3 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/XWQZGEC.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/XWQZGEC.png[/img]

#232

Stock

-1 Frags – +

.

#233

HB

1 Frags – +

(TEAM) Luxz : I might not be your best heal target, haven’t played in like 1.5 years.
(TEAM) sdfg.jksdlhugkjsdlhnxsdlbht : just close your eyes and imagine you’re Breivik

#234

mole

34 Frags – +

The Person Who Everybody Hates : Mole you dick go back into your hole. Oh wait you cant even get one
mole : what hole? what are you talking about lol
The Person Who Everybody Hates : Your mama
The Person Who Everybody Hates : Your mama's Hole
mole : 'Oh wait you cant even get one' what does this mean
The Person Who Everybody Hates : you cant even get a hole like as in a vagina retard

15 min later

The Person Who Everybody Hates : Sorry i was harsh i was a game
The Person Who Everybody Hates : but i get real angry sometimes
The Person Who Everybody Hates : its just my depression
The Person Who Everybody Hates : see mole your a good player and i was just getting angry i am sorry please forgive me

The Person Who Everybody Hates : Mole you dick go back into your hole. Oh wait you cant even get one
mole : what hole? what are you talking about lol
The Person Who Everybody Hates : Your mama
The Person Who Everybody Hates : Your mama's Hole
mole : 'Oh wait you cant even get one' what does this mean
The Person Who Everybody Hates : you cant even get a hole like as in a vagina retard

15 min later

The Person Who Everybody Hates : Sorry i was harsh i was a game
The Person Who Everybody Hates : but i get real angry sometimes
The Person Who Everybody Hates : its just my depression
The Person Who Everybody Hates : see mole your a good player and i was just getting angry i am sorry please forgive me

#235

mintcakes

-4 Frags – +

HBjust close your eyes and imagine you’re Breivik

me when i ult as soldier

[quote=HB]just close your eyes and imagine you’re Breivik[/quote]

me when i ult as soldier

#236

Kiteme

7 Frags – +

http://i.imgur.com/P77QWWT.jpg

xD

http://i.imgur.com/P77QWWT.jpg

xD

#237

moof

1 Frags – +

*DEAD* GOAST : PTROTECT YOUR MEDIC YOU CUUNTS

#238

maraudeR

0 Frags – +

Gaston lft gold engie : my plan to conquer nick jr didnt work out so im going to stay up all night and color my dick with markers

#239

riotbz

13 Frags – +

WixxiPretzel : pretty much everybody regards spy as in the top 3 hardest classes :D

spy isnt even top 9 hardest classes

[quote=Wixxi]Pretzel : pretty much everybody regards spy as in the top 3 hardest classes :D[/quote]
spy isnt even top 9 hardest classes

#240

mikemat

8 Frags – +

❤ Ribbon ❤ : Learn to spell before you call me unedcuated