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Found a good one,
If you were a buff banner I would blow you all day long.
Found a good one,
If you were a buff banner I would blow you all day long.
If you were a buff banner I would blow you all day long.
murkscribeFound a good one,
If you were a buff banner I would blow you all day long.
that is not a good one
[quote=murkscribe]Found a good one,
If you were a buff banner I would blow you all day long.[/quote]
that is not a good one
If you were a buff banner I would blow you all day long.[/quote]
that is not a good one
I watch daily b4nny streams (aka Grant Vincent) yea ik his real name cuz we that tight but you know that's nothing to brag about....so can i get your number
I watch daily b4nny streams (aka Grant Vincent) yea ik his real name cuz we that tight but you know that's nothing to brag about....so can i get your number
girl I can make you like hafficool and choke hard ;)
girl I can make you like hafficool and choke hard ;)
I don't tell many people this but I do have a thing for sticky traps (no homo lmfao)
I don't tell many people this but I do have a thing for sticky traps (no homo lmfao)
Starry_Nebulaegirl I can make you like hafficool and choke hard ;)
haffichock on my hafficock
[quote=Starry_Nebulae]girl I can make you like hafficool and choke hard ;)[/quote]
haffichock on my hafficock
haffichock on my hafficock
Mojo_da_KiddmurkscribeFound a good one,that is not a good one
If you were a buff banner I would blow you all day long.
well I tried ;_;
[quote=Mojo_da_Kidd][quote=murkscribe]Found a good one,
If you were a buff banner I would blow you all day long.[/quote]
that is not a good one[/quote]
well I tried ;_;
If you were a buff banner I would blow you all day long.[/quote]
that is not a good one[/quote]
well I tried ;_;
*Walks into lobby*
Me: hey, you can climb my spire any day ;)
Girl: Na, id rather just wait on last, throw one of my teammates in as bait and tempt you to come and get me, but you will prematurely push in and eventually get shut down, humiliated, and rolled all the way to mid, where i will sit again waiting for my team to come and support me.
And that kids, is why you never go out looking for women at bars :D
*Walks into lobby*
Me: hey, you can climb my spire any day ;)
Girl: Na, id rather just wait on last, throw one of my teammates in as bait and tempt you to come and get me, but you will prematurely push in and eventually get shut down, humiliated, and rolled all the way to mid, where i will sit again waiting for my team to come and support me.
And that kids, is why you never go out looking for women at bars :D
Me: hey, you can climb my spire any day ;)
Girl: Na, id rather just wait on last, throw one of my teammates in as bait and tempt you to come and get me, but you will prematurely push in and eventually get shut down, humiliated, and rolled all the way to mid, where i will sit again waiting for my team to come and support me.
And that kids, is why you never go out looking for women at bars :D
We both got buckets of chicken. Ya wanna do it?
We both got buckets of chicken. Ya wanna do it?
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A76FFmhSE50[/youtube]
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A76FFmhSE50[/youtube]
"There's only one thing bigger than my brain" -b4nny
"There's only one thing bigger than my brain" -b4nny
I should call you rewind semi finals, I'd love to sit there for 30 minutes with you
Come meet me in the alle
Key prices aren't the only thing rising
;)
I should call you rewind semi finals, I'd love to sit there for 30 minutes with you
Come meet me in the alle
Key prices aren't the only thing rising
;)
Come meet me in the alle
Key prices aren't the only thing rising
;)
If you were a soldier i'd let you force me any day
If you were a soldier i'd let you force me any day
hotdotmost of these are awful.
pickup lines about a video game, what else do you expect
I like my counterparts like I like my video games.
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[quote=hotdot]most of these are awful.[/quote]
pickup lines about a video game, what else do you expect
I like my counterparts like I like my video games.
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pickup lines about a video game, what else do you expect
I like my counterparts like I like my video games.
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Alexandros"There's only one thing bigger than my brain" -b4nny
His ego
[quote=Alexandros]"There's only one thing bigger than my brain" -b4nny[/quote]
His ego
His ego
"I'd be so patient with you, it'd make se7en look hasty"
"I'd be so patient with you, it'd make se7en look hasty"
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