How to regrow braincells?

#1

THEBILLDOZER

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abstain from water unless you want to get turned into a gay frog

#2

maraudeR

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is something genuinely wrong with pankeyman or does he just spend his days conceiving shitposts

#3

Menachem

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pyxelizeis something genuinely wrong with pankeyman or does he just spend his days conceiving shitposts

yes
also

PankeymanWearing a gas mask and rebreather when I go outside to prevent chemtrail contamination

you know unless you made the mask yourself there's all kind of shit in those filters, that shit was mass produced man

[quote=pyxelize]is something genuinely wrong with pankeyman or does he just spend his days conceiving shitposts[/quote]

yes
also
[quote=Pankeyman]Wearing a gas mask and rebreather when I go outside to prevent chemtrail contamination[/quote]you know unless you made the mask yourself there's all kind of shit in those filters, that shit was mass produced man

#4

MrDoggyDongers2005

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omega 3

#5

flatline

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pankeyman has been put to sleep

#ripwoke

pankeyman has been put to sleep

#ripwoke

#6

THEBILLDOZER

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#NotMyAdmin

#7

toads_tf

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pyxelizeis something genuinely wrong with pankeyman or does he just spend his days conceiving shitposts

Yes This Man Is Certainly Not Shitposting

[quote=pyxelize]is something genuinely wrong with pankeyman or does he just spend his days conceiving shitposts[/quote]
Yes This Man Is Certainly Not Shitposting

#8

park

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Play chess dude. Chess players have huge brains

#9

Smin

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Be b4nny

#10

Stevie

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Stop playing tf2.

#11

vlad

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subscribe to b4nny

#12

indra

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unban pankey please

#13

jrod

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Mge

#14

niveri

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apply for stem cell therapy and stop using shampoo

#15

hooli

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I know this will be hard for you but you must also abstain from sex as the rush of dopamine reinforces pleasure seeking neural pathways that distract you from your mission, weaken the will and possibly make you homo. Sex is sacred and shall only be used for procreation so in the meantime transmute your immense sexual energy toward bettering oneself and enlightening others, your list is a good start. The stronger you become the more irresistible you will become and the more you will be tested but you must stay strong. When the time is right you will meet a nice girl who will be worthy of your seed and the gift of child.

Also I'm afraid your double filtration system does not help the filtration of the fluoride which, as you know, turns the masses into malleable, docile, sheep because of how tiny the particles are. The only way to filter fluoride is to use a reverse osmosis filtration system which can be pricey but what else are you going to do? Become a mindless slave? I don't think so.

Additionally, the fluoride still seeps through your skin even when not ingested so I recommend showering with as cold as you can get water as that your skin closes it's pores preventing any compromise. Also the lack of heat will prevent the fluoride from being gaseous and possibly being inhaled. (Ever feel light headed after a hot shower?)

I know the path of light can be challenging at times but I know you have it in you, there is nothing in this life that we are not equipped to handle.

stay w0ke

I know this will be hard for you but you must also abstain from sex as the rush of dopamine reinforces pleasure seeking neural pathways that distract you from your mission, weaken the will and possibly make you homo. Sex is sacred and shall only be used for procreation so in the meantime transmute your immense sexual energy toward bettering oneself and enlightening others, your list is a good start. The stronger you become the more irresistible you will become and the more you will be tested but you must stay strong. When the time is right you will meet a nice girl who will be worthy of your seed and the gift of child.

Also I'm afraid your double filtration system does not help the filtration of the fluoride which, as you know, turns the masses into malleable, docile, sheep because of how tiny the particles are. The only way to filter fluoride is to use a reverse osmosis filtration system which can be pricey but what else are you going to do? Become a mindless slave? I don't think so.

Additionally, the fluoride still seeps through your skin even when not ingested so I recommend showering with as cold as you can get water as that your skin closes it's pores preventing any compromise. Also the lack of heat will prevent the fluoride from being gaseous and possibly being inhaled. (Ever feel light headed after a hot shower[url=http://i.imgur.com/ACoWnEH.png]?[/url])

I know the path of light can be challenging at times but I know you have it in you, there is nothing in this life that we are not equipped to handle.

stay w0ke

#16

viper

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make sure you wrap your head in tin foil and microwave it on the popcorn setting every day

only way to kill the government sponsored anime that is beamed into your brain to force you to submit to our lizard overlords

make sure you wrap your head in tin foil and microwave it on the popcorn setting every day

only way to kill the government sponsored anime that is beamed into your brain to force you to submit to our lizard overlords

#17

saf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbq016ZOWYw

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbq016ZOWYw[/youtube]

#18

Dave_

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plastic bag challenge

#19

z3ta

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Here is some relevant information reguarding braincell repair
http://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(02)00862-0

#20

sops

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shoot yourself with small caliber bullets until you develop immunity to them then move to higher caliber ones