hello everyone I am the VOID DESTROYER sometimes known as the Pickle King but only when im eating lol otherwise that's a dumb name

so what i wanna do is i want to help anyone win their FORFEIT MATCHES i asked lucrative but he's a fucking asshole and denied me of this honorable and romantic responsibility so i have come to the forum to air my grievances and offer my services to anyone that HAS A FORFEIT MATCH THAT NEEDS TO BE WON but is too preoccupied to do it SO I WILL HELP win the FORFEIT MATCH please i have money i need to spend it let me join the team AND LET ME CONQUER NOTHING

if anyone joins on the other team I WILL HOLD OUT UNTIL THE END TO CONVINCE THEM TO ABDICATE
if it doesn't work then it is not my responsibility so you will have to hire someone else to do your dirty work I am not a Killer just a VOID DESTROYER

thank u for ur time reading the post

also lucrative ur not an asshole sorry my emotions got to me i just wanna destroy voids i will seriously consider the offer if u rescind your skepticism but ONLY CONSIDER i will have to give you about 2 weeks to give you a formal response so please wait patiently thank u