Stories please. I'll go first.
There's this guy at my school who I can only refer to as "Bionicle Boy". He's a senior, and he does some weird shit. First off, he's like mega ADHD but he has the memory of a goldfish so he never takes his meds and he's always mega hyperactive. His personality is basically one of those people you find on alltalk servers who think they're entertaining but they're really just annoying. Anyway, so one day he comes up to me and says "dude you remember bionicle?" I told him of course (bionicle was the shit), and he just gets real close and asks "you got any?" I'm like "nah dude, I used to but I got rid of them." He keeps asking me questions about where I got rid of them etc etc. So I'm a little weirded out but he leaves so it's whatever. After this encounter every so often I saw him on his laptop looking at bionicles ("for the lore" he says), which was a bit weird but I browse TFTV so idk if I can talk shit. But it wasn't until one day that shit started getting fucking stupid. Me and Bionicle Boy have like 4 periods together (which makes me scared), so we're in the last period of the day and this random guy who's not in our class just walks in and sits down behind Bionicle Boy. He asks Bionicle Boy "yo you got the stuff?" and I notice he's got a drawstring backpack with him. Bionicle Boy's like "yeah" and the dude hands him the bag. I'm like OH SHIT cuz I wouldn't put it past people to just do drug deals in class, especially in a class like this where the teacher isn't really paying attention. Bionicle Boy reaches into the bag,
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AND PULLS OUT A FUCKING BIONICLE.
Me and like 3 other dudes who watched this go down shit ourselves laughing
This shit happened like twice after this occasion.
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Bionicle Black Market
Stories please. I'll go first.
There's this guy at my school who I can only refer to as "Bionicle Boy". He's a senior, and he does some weird shit. First off, he's like mega ADHD but he has the memory of a goldfish so he never takes his meds and he's always mega hyperactive. His personality is basically one of those people you find on alltalk servers who think they're entertaining but they're really just annoying. Anyway, so one day he comes up to me and says "dude you remember bionicle?" I told him of course (bionicle was the shit), and he just gets real close and asks "you got any?" I'm like "nah dude, I used to but I got rid of them." He keeps asking me questions about where I got rid of them etc etc. So I'm a little weirded out but he leaves so it's whatever. After this encounter every so often I saw him on his laptop looking at bionicles ("for the lore" he says), which was a bit weird but I browse TFTV so idk if I can talk shit. But it wasn't until one day that shit started getting fucking stupid. Me and Bionicle Boy have like 4 periods together (which makes me scared), so we're in the last period of the day and this random guy who's not in our class just walks in and sits down behind Bionicle Boy. He asks Bionicle Boy "yo you got the stuff?" and I notice he's got a drawstring backpack with him. Bionicle Boy's like "yeah" and the dude hands him the bag. I'm like OH SHIT cuz I wouldn't put it past people to just do drug deals in class, especially in a class like this where the teacher isn't really paying attention. Bionicle Boy reaches into the bag,
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AND PULLS OUT A FUCKING BIONICLE.
Me and like 3 other dudes who watched this go down shit ourselves laughing
This shit happened like twice after this occasion.
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TLDR
[spoiler]Bionicle Black Market[/spoiler]
There was a kid who lived in my dorm freshman year and wore a Pikachu hat on top of a fedora every day. Only interaction I ever had with him was him full on autistic screeching at me and some friends cus we were watching hockey on the common area TV and he wanted to watch anime on it.
There was a kid who lived in my dorm freshman year and wore a Pikachu hat on top of a fedora every day. Only interaction I ever had with him was him full on autistic screeching at me and some friends cus we were watching hockey on the common area TV and he wanted to watch anime on it.
there's a guy who posts on a forum i frequent a lot talking about how the government is controlling our minds with anime
there's a guy who posts on a forum i frequent a lot talking about how the government is controlling our minds with anime
flatlinethere's a guy who posts on a forum i frequent a lot talking about how the government is controlling our minds with anime
that doesnt sound so bad
[quote=flatline]there's a guy who posts on a forum i frequent a lot talking about how the government is controlling our minds with anime[/quote]
that doesnt sound so bad
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxiCpfO_zCA[/youtube]
http://www.teamfortress.tv/user/sheepy_dogs_hand
this dude wore a super tiny fedora every single day and talked about speed racer
this dude wore a super tiny fedora every single day and talked about speed racer
At my last job, I would regularly see this guy in my building and when he was talking to people and either telling a story or talking about work, he would snap his fingers after he said something. He could be talking about literally anything and just snap his fingers in-between sentences.
That job was 9 years ago, that is how memorable he was.
At my last job, I would regularly see this guy in my building and when he was talking to people and either telling a story or talking about work, he would snap his fingers after he said something. He could be talking about literally anything and just snap his fingers in-between sentences.
That job was 9 years ago, that is how memorable he was.
There was this tiny very fragile girl in my class a few years ago who was always some kind of ill, was basically only interested in history and martial arts, was immune to love, shame and other feelings, didn't like foreigners at all and didn't really participate in any activities or conversations besides school. She was so incredibly german and even marched like a soldier when walking normally so we called her the Führer.
There was this tiny very fragile girl in my class a few years ago who was always some kind of ill, was basically only interested in history and martial arts, was immune to love, shame and other feelings, didn't like foreigners at all and didn't really participate in any activities or conversations besides school. She was so incredibly german and even marched like a soldier when walking normally so we called her the Führer.
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habibi
There was this one kid in highschool who would buy deviantart pictures my friend printed out in the library. Also this dude at my school who plays cello really badly and says "lalala i can't hear you" when you ask him to stop.
There was this one kid in highschool who would buy deviantart pictures my friend printed out in the library. Also this dude at my school who plays cello really badly and says "lalala i can't hear you" when you ask him to stop.
everytime we go out one of my boys gets fucked up and literally runs away from us. stopped chasing him like 3 years ago, but this fool will hide somewhere for hours and its the most annoying shit. anyone who has me on snap knows all about it we call it the adventures of jonathan.
everytime we go out one of my boys gets fucked up and literally runs away from us. stopped chasing him like 3 years ago, but this fool will hide somewhere for hours and its the most annoying shit. anyone who has me on snap knows all about it we call it the adventures of jonathan.
There was this kid in my highschool named Casey and he'd do the weirdest shit. I remember hearing about how he was jerking off in class one day. Oh and he was also dating this crippled girl and one time they like HARDCORE made out on the bus. Also this one time I was in the bathroom and he came in and started singing "Blood" by My Chemical Romance to himself and I think he was doing a very slight dance while doing it.
He also wore a jacket in school no matter the weather.
There was this kid in my highschool named Casey and he'd do the weirdest shit. I remember hearing about how he was jerking off in class one day. Oh and he was also dating this crippled girl and one time they like HARDCORE made out on the bus. Also this one time I was in the bathroom and he came in and started singing "Blood" by My Chemical Romance to himself and I think he was doing a very slight dance while doing it.
He also wore a jacket in school no matter the weather.
I remember this guy from middle school who was in special ed. The best way to describe him is that he acted a lot like (maybe almost exactly like) E.T. He could barely say anything, and he voice was deeper than the lowest note on a bass. He can also solve a rubiks cube in less than 40 seconds (which i'm not sure is good or bad).
There were also countless other people who I hated for being weird but i'm sure you've seen those people too
I remember this guy from middle school who was in special ed. The best way to describe him is that he acted a lot like (maybe almost exactly like) E.T. He could barely say anything, and he voice was deeper than the lowest note on a bass. He can also solve a rubiks cube in less than 40 seconds (which i'm not sure is good or bad).
There were also countless other people who I hated for being weird but i'm sure you've seen those people too
back in 6th grade, i had a classmate who was this small skinny REALLY pale kid named Nathan
he had a strange, light voice as well and carried around a backpack fulla slim jims
i remember this one time in ancient history class he pointed out the Niger river in a map in our textbooks to a couple of my classmates and said, while laughing, "look, it's the nigger river!"
back in 6th grade, i had a classmate who was this small skinny REALLY pale kid named Nathan
he had a strange, light voice as well and carried around a backpack fulla slim jims
i remember this one time in ancient history class he pointed out the Niger river in a map in our textbooks to a couple of my classmates and said, while laughing, "look, it's the nigger river!"
kid in highschool a grade above me who made as much duct tape shit as he could. he had shoes made purely from duct tape, wore a duct tape cape one day, gave a girl a duct tape flower on valentines day, used a duct tape wallet.
I had him in a class at community college too and by that point he used less duct tape but instead wore a fedora with a queen of hearts and feather in it.
kid in highschool a grade above me who made as much duct tape shit as he could. he had shoes made purely from duct tape, wore a duct tape cape one day, gave a girl a duct tape flower on valentines day, used a duct tape wallet.
I had him in a class at community college too and by that point he used less duct tape but instead wore a fedora with a queen of hearts and feather in it.
in 9th grade geography class this guy overheard me talking to one of my friends about the steam summer sale and asked me if I played tf2. i asked him if he played comp (this was before valve matchmaking) and he said no but he does have a hales own rocket launcher. then he mocked me for not having one.
in 9th grade geography class this guy overheard me talking to one of my friends about the steam summer sale and asked me if I played tf2. i asked him if he played comp (this was before valve matchmaking) and he said no but he does have a hales own rocket launcher. then he mocked me for not having one.
Where I go to school there's not really any people who are insanely good at games. I'm not insanely good, but I have decent hours in TF2 and some of the gamers at my school found out. Well, one day this kid dropped to his knees and the hallway and started bowing down to me screaming "ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY 3000 HOUR TF2 GOD".
I SNATCHED THAT FUCKER UP BY HIS COLLAR SO FAST.
So embarrassing...
Many times I have kids in class and in the hallway still refer to me as a "TF2 God" and its so cringe. One person who has like, 1.5k hours was spectating me once and he went and told a bunch of people I was shit at the game and there was a whole dramatic dispute about it. Pathetic as fuck that people complained about it. There's many other weird stories though lmao
Where I go to school there's not really any people who are insanely good at games. I'm not insanely good, but I have decent hours in TF2 and some of the gamers at my school found out. Well, one day this kid dropped to his knees and the hallway and started bowing down to me screaming "ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY 3000 HOUR TF2 GOD".
[i]I SNATCHED THAT FUCKER UP BY HIS COLLAR SO FAST[/i].
So embarrassing...
Many times I have kids in class and in the hallway still refer to me as a "TF2 God" and its so cringe. One person who has like, 1.5k hours was spectating me once and he went and told a bunch of people I was shit at the game and there was a whole dramatic dispute about it. Pathetic as fuck that people complained about it. There's many other weird stories though lmao
SpaceCadetAt my last job, I would regularly see this guy in my building and when he was talking to people and either telling a story or talking about work, he would snap his fingers after he said something. He could be talking about literally anything and just snap his fingers in-between sentences.
That job was 9 years ago, that is how memorable he was.
He probably has a tics disorder.
[quote=SpaceCadet]At my last job, I would regularly see this guy in my building and when he was talking to people and either telling a story or talking about work, he would snap his fingers after he said something. He could be talking about literally anything and just snap his fingers in-between sentences.
That job was 9 years ago, that is how memorable he was.[/quote]
He probably has a tics disorder.
i knew a guy whose nickname was "rainbowdashler" because his last name was dashler and he was super into minecraft and mlp
one time a couple of douches shot spitballs at him and he got pissed, turned around, and failed to flip a small desk
i knew a guy whose nickname was "rainbowdashler" because his last name was dashler and he was super into minecraft and mlp
one time a couple of douches shot spitballs at him and he got pissed, turned around, and failed to flip a small desk
There was a kid in my kindergarten class that threw a chair at the teacher
There was a kid in my kindergarten class that threw a chair at the teacher
A couple years ago I went to school with a kid who lived on a military base. There were other kids in the school who lived on military bases and they were all kind of weird. This guy was really weird. He was really into magic and shit but he was really bad at it so he would get made fun of. I felt bad for him and also thought he might shoot up the school so after school I talked to him at minecraft club (which was lit) and we had a decent conversation but at the end he started talking about anime. He was into some weird ass anime. He asked me if I liked anime and I told him I like some like Naruto, but as soon as I mention Naruto he gets really heated and starts going off about how Naruto isn't really anime. The next day my locker is broken into and on the inside it says "fuck Naruto." I asked him about it and he says he didn't do it but it was obviously him. I saw him again last week because my school was playing his school in baseball (he transferred out of my school). After the game he goes up to me just to say hi. He has a mark on his arm that kind of looks like a birthmark so I ask him about it and he tells me it's a hickie and I should mind my own fucking business.
Dude was weird.
A couple years ago I went to school with a kid who lived on a military base. There were other kids in the school who lived on military bases and they were all kind of weird. This guy was really weird. He was really into magic and shit but he was really bad at it so he would get made fun of. I felt bad for him and also thought he might shoot up the school so after school I talked to him at minecraft club (which was lit) and we had a decent conversation but at the end he started talking about anime. He was into some weird ass anime. He asked me if I liked anime and I told him I like some like Naruto, but as soon as I mention Naruto he gets really heated and starts going off about how Naruto isn't really anime. The next day my locker is broken into and on the inside it says "fuck Naruto." I asked him about it and he says he didn't do it but it was obviously him. I saw him again last week because my school was playing his school in baseball (he transferred out of my school). After the game he goes up to me just to say hi. He has a mark on his arm that kind of looks like a birthmark so I ask him about it and he tells me it's a hickie and I should mind my own fucking business.
Dude was weird.
pendaA couple years ago I went to school with a kid who lived on a military base. There were other kids in the school who lived on military bases and they were all kind of weird. This guy was really weird. He was really into magic and shit but he was really bad at it so he would get made fun of. I felt bad for him and also thought he might shoot up the school so after school I talked to him at minecraft club (which was lit) and we had a decent conversation but at the end he started talking about anime. He was into some weird ass anime. He asked me if I liked anime and I told him I like some like Naruto, but as soon as I mention Naruto he gets really heated and starts going off about how Naruto isn't really anime. The next day my locker is broken into and on the inside it says "fuck Naruto." I asked him about it and he says he didn't do it but it was obviously him. I saw him again last week because my school was playing his school in baseball (he transferred out of my school). After the game he goes up to me just to say hi. He has a mark on his arm that kind of looks like a birthmark so I ask him about it and he tells me it's a hickie and I should mind my own fucking business.
Dude was weird.
mind ur own business
its a hickey btw :3
[quote=penda]A couple years ago I went to school with a kid who lived on a military base. There were other kids in the school who lived on military bases and they were all kind of weird. This guy was really weird. He was really into magic and shit but he was really bad at it so he would get made fun of. I felt bad for him and also thought he might shoot up the school so after school I talked to him at minecraft club (which was lit) and we had a decent conversation but at the end he started talking about anime. He was into some weird ass anime. He asked me if I liked anime and I told him I like some like Naruto, but as soon as I mention Naruto he gets really heated and starts going off about how Naruto isn't really anime. The next day my locker is broken into and on the inside it says "fuck Naruto." I asked him about it and he says he didn't do it but it was obviously him. I saw him again last week because my school was playing his school in baseball (he transferred out of my school). After the game he goes up to me just to say hi. He has a mark on his arm that kind of looks like a birthmark so I ask him about it and he tells me it's a hickie and I should mind my own fucking business.
Dude was weird.[/quote]
mind ur own business
its a hickey btw :3
Blaine_Where I go to school there's not really any people who are insanely good at games. I'm not insanely good, but I have decent hours in TF2 and some of the gamers at my school found out. Well, one day this kid dropped to his knees and the hallway and started bowing down to me screaming "ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY 3000 HOUR TF2 GOD".
I SNATCHED THAT FUCKER UP BY HIS COLLAR SO FAST.
So embarrassing...
Many times I have kids in class and in the hallway still refer to me as a "TF2 God" and its so cringe. One person who has like, 1.5k hours was spectating me once and he went and told a bunch of people I was shit at the game and there was a whole dramatic dispute about it. Pathetic as fuck that people complained about it. There's many other weird stories though lmao
they were making fun of you dumbass
[quote=Blaine_]Where I go to school there's not really any people who are insanely good at games. I'm not insanely good, but I have decent hours in TF2 and some of the gamers at my school found out. Well, one day this kid dropped to his knees and the hallway and started bowing down to me screaming "ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY 3000 HOUR TF2 GOD".
[i]I SNATCHED THAT FUCKER UP BY HIS COLLAR SO FAST[/i].
So embarrassing...
Many times I have kids in class and in the hallway still refer to me as a "TF2 God" and its so cringe. One person who has like, 1.5k hours was spectating me once and he went and told a bunch of people I was shit at the game and there was a whole dramatic dispute about it. Pathetic as fuck that people complained about it. There's many other weird stories though lmao[/quote]
they were making fun of you dumbass
knew a kid who would do those naruto hand gestures if you pissed him off and he wanted to fight
knew a kid who would do those naruto hand gestures if you pissed him off and he wanted to fight
Blaine_Where I go to school there's not really any people who are insanely good at games. I'm not insanely good, but I have decent hours in TF2 and some of the gamers at my school found out. Well, one day this kid dropped to his knees and the hallway and started bowing down to me screaming "ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY 3000 HOUR TF2 GOD".
I SNATCHED THAT FUCKER UP BY HIS COLLAR SO FAST.
So embarrassing...
Many times I have kids in class and in the hallway still refer to me as a "TF2 God" and its so cringe. One person who has like, 1.5k hours was spectating me once and he went and told a bunch of people I was shit at the game and there was a whole dramatic dispute about it. Pathetic as fuck that people complained about it. There's many other weird stories though lmao
Fuck you've triggered me. My long time friend often brings up how "good" I am at tf2 to people he introduces me to, including girls...
[quote=Blaine_]Where I go to school there's not really any people who are insanely good at games. I'm not insanely good, but I have decent hours in TF2 and some of the gamers at my school found out. Well, one day this kid dropped to his knees and the hallway and started bowing down to me screaming "ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY 3000 HOUR TF2 GOD".
[i]I SNATCHED THAT FUCKER UP BY HIS COLLAR SO FAST[/i].
So embarrassing...
Many times I have kids in class and in the hallway still refer to me as a "TF2 God" and its so cringe. One person who has like, 1.5k hours was spectating me once and he went and told a bunch of people I was shit at the game and there was a whole dramatic dispute about it. Pathetic as fuck that people complained about it. There's many other weird stories though lmao[/quote]
Fuck you've triggered me. My long time friend often brings up how "good" I am at tf2 to people he introduces me to, including girls...
Do you guys have those incredibly cringy friends who fail to see the millions of people laughing at them behind their backs, and you can get rid of them because they follow u everywhere
Do you guys have those incredibly cringy friends who fail to see the millions of people laughing at them behind their backs, and you can get rid of them because they follow u everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y28jsNUhi58
I used to work at a hardware store. Occasionally, we had a guy in who seemed very friendly; he was rather talkative. Then, he started coming in with a mannequin in a wheelchair. He dressed it up in different outfits each visit. He wasn't really bothering anyone, and he was still quite nice, but it was just bizarre to see. I actually saw him on a bike trail about 3 months after I left that job, but I don't think he recognized me.
Also, there was this one kid in band. We were coming in from some sort of exercise, and we left all of our instruments in the band room. He walks into the band, picks up a mouthpiece that isn't his and starts warming up. It takes him 30 full seconds to realize it isn't actually his, and- oh, wait, that one was me.
I used to work at a hardware store. Occasionally, we had a guy in who seemed very friendly; he was rather talkative. Then, he started coming in with a mannequin in a wheelchair. He dressed it up in different outfits each visit. He wasn't really bothering anyone, and he was still quite nice, but it was just bizarre to see. I actually saw him on a bike trail about 3 months after I left that job, but I don't think he recognized me.
Also, there was this one kid in band. We were coming in from some sort of exercise, and we left all of our instruments in the band room. He walks into the band, picks up a mouthpiece that isn't his and starts warming up. It takes him 30 full seconds to realize it isn't actually his, and- oh, wait, that one was me.