just remembered another one that was also linked to the guy with the Hale's own. This dude named Jay who was one of the spec Ed kids and also friends w the guy who kicked me for not having a Hale's own found my steam account through him and added me. I go through his profile and he's in 35 + steam groups about MLP and his main group : bronies who want to hug ponies non sexually. He also tweeted die white girls at my business teacher when we did a unit on Twitter

We have this kid in our High school, who is really into elevators/lifts. He has 1600 videos of him rolling lifts around Finland and I guess abroad as well?(go subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/user/kaakkuri86). Basically he's like really fucking smart, had his school certificate average of above 9(we have 4-10 grade system) at the end of preschool(9th grade) but then there's stuff like his family only bathes once every 2 weeks or so it was rumored, which isn't hard to believe.

He also walks like really fast and it kinda looks funny and he swings his arms really aggressively as he walks, it looked really funny when he had hurt his leg or something and he limped as he walked in the same manner. I think he's saving money so he can get his own elevator in the future? That's about it, thought I'd share, he's pretty awkward but no one really minds him.

Ppl found about his channel on 7th grade as he gave 1€ for people who subscribed his channel for a while.

That being said I'm no less weird really I have adhd, at least he doesn't give a shit and just does his thing.

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The guy that recruited me to my very first tf2 team was a lolicon. I wasn't even that big on anime at the time and he sent me some dilf loli doujinshi out of nowhere. It was gross. I've played on a few different teams with him over the years. It was never anything in esea though and I wont bother mentioning his name.
He's been hanging out in our discord from time to time and a couple months ago he told me about the time he got arrested for fucking an 11 year old. That was a hell of a convo. It was 5 years ago, he was 15. Nothing ended up coming from it.
In any ccase, I still chat with him. Hes a friendly, cool guy, if you can look past the whole kid diddling thing. It's just still one thing that stands out.

not saying that every school does this, but chances are a guidance counsellor or someone else sees an opportunity for her to turn it around. that or the teachers are just sympathetic and dont want her to get into even more shit by getting expelled or going to juvie.

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Please tell me ur talking about PG hightower because my God everyone who plays on that server is something special.

That's not what the chicks at Buffalo Wild Wings were thinking when we stopped there for food after RGB.
Before we decided to go for Wendy's, Hedge pulled out his cell phone and called someone to tell them there was a 45 minute wait for a table. He identified himself loudly as "Hedgehog" on the phone and the chicks sitting on the bench next to us got instantly wet. I could tell by the way they were looking at him.

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I went to this massage place in a mall and got this old lady as a masseuse. it was nice and all but then she started leaning really close into my ear going "let me hear the noises of your relaxation, let it all out. release all of that tension through your voice." i was hella confused but then i figured out she wanted me to grunt loudly during the massage and that was the hardest ive ever stopped myself from laughing.

Some guy that I happened to know from high school (he was a freshman and I was either a junior or senior can't remember) happened to be at a winter church event one night and recognized me.

Quick side note, I did band all 4 years of high school (I played trumpet) so during the winter, I had to take care of my lips with chapstick and lots of water since I was top chair and played a lot

Normally I'd be fine with people recognizing me, but this guy could only be classified as a wierdo. Not that it's necessarily a bad thing, but he was certainly different. He always looked like he got 2 hours of sleep, stuttered with words a lot, and would go off on the most random tangents at times. I didn't necessarily mind it since there wasn't anyone else that I knew there.

So we're just going along talking about random stuff, and I take out my chapstick since I noticed my lips were feeling a bit cracked. Next thing I know, he stops talking about whatever he was talking about and asks me with a completely straight face if he could use my chapstick. I didn't say anything and just let him realize what he had asked me. After a solid 10 seconds of awkward silence he realized what he had asked and tried to get back onto talking about whatever he was talking about before. I just went along with it so the situation didn't get any more awkward than it already was.

TL:DR - some dude asks me (at a church event) if he can use my chapstick that I had been using for the past few months for marching band things

.....if i don't have any weird stories, am I the weirdo?

Everyone is special in their own way couch

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There was a super tall kid in my first grade class who got mad one day and threw a desk out the window.

This reads like a poorly written limerick

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Powerful Germans those Austrian children are, powerful

yall wanna hear an Ira story?
Flashback to 5th grade, there was the little wimpy black kid with glasses named Ira in 4th grade, very sheltered and you could tell his mom did most of everything for him. so i was in the drama club in school, and we had just finished performing the play, amazing success. After we finished we went to the room that we practice in, and did this sort of little game with a tennis ball, basically we would all sit in a circle say something nice about a person, pass the tennis ball to them, then they would say something nice to someone else, and so on and so forth, after a while only half of the class has gotten their chance to go, at this point Ira starts crying and the teacher comes over and asks why. Ira responds with "nobody is gonna pass me the ball" after seeing this one of the nicer people says something nice to Ira and passes him the ball. Ira takes the ball walks into the middle circle, and starts doing an "inspiring" speech, about how we shouldn't let this ball stop us from giving compliments, and that everyone is amazing in their own way, the teacher says "You're right Ira" takes the ball and ends the game right there, with half the class not having gotten a turn.
I'll post another Ira story tomorrow

all right so back in middle school around 4 years ago i think it was during 8th or 7th grade there existed a dude named brett. he right off the bat by looking at him you could tell he was weird, he looked sort of like a greasy mole

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but with really long hair, like hair that went down to his ribs.

anyway, one morning after a 3 day weekend, with all the kids shuffling into the courtyard (our school was basically like a rectangle
around a big courtyard), me and a couple of people i used to hangout with look up at the tallest part of the school (on top of the gym, the only way up there was to physically scale the side of the building, this is important) and lo and behold, there is this giant hand made flag of paper. keep in mind, that to put this flag up there would mean you would have to climb up the side of the gym WITH the huge flag and then secure it with tape or something. however this isn't the most important part. if you could look closely enough, written on the flag was the entire fucking navy seal's copypasta, word for word (the admins later took it down and we got a closer look). and then, with me and the group of friends i was in, just staring at the flag, brett walks over to us all happy, and this mother fucker looks at us with the most smug grin ever, and points at the flag saying "that's all me"

this was back in middle school so anything out of the ordinary was considered cool for our standards so we paraded him around school like a hero which eventually led to him getting suspended from middle school for like 2 days b/c they found out it was him.

also he still goes to my high school and carries around a lock pick in his backpack (nothing else in there, no textbooks or binders) "just for messing around" apparently.

i have a bunch of other stories abt other people lmk if u want to hear more

I fail to see what is weird about this unless you actually have the flu or herpis...

yeah but what if it makes me gaty.???

Pretty sure I'm the weirdest cunt I know. Never forget in grade 8, 4 years ago. I was obsessed with the Harlem shake for some reason. I used to run up to some random kids at school and start screaming it????
People would laugh at me, but I always thought they were laughing with me feelsbad.

edit: Some guy I knew had a strange obsession with spiders, he would tell me about how is house is covered in them, and sometimes he would collect spiders to put inside his house lol. I confirmed that this cunt was fucked, when he was running around at school with multiple spiders in his hand, claiming that he wanted to become Spiderman.

End of the day, everyone has a little weird in them, there's no such thing as a perfectly normal human being.

I live in Florida, I just admire the Germanic language.

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Thank you for reminding me of bionicle lol.

Also pretty sure I was one of the "Weird" kids in my school.

I just remembered my first season of competitive tf2 was full of weirdos. I started off playing HL demoman (or as I call it, strange farming), and my team had like 4 12 year olds on it. One of them would literally scream EVERY TIME HE DIED (and this man fed at the speed of light), so I had a headache after almost every single scrim or match. Unfortunately I hadn't used mumble before this so I didn't know local mute was a thing until later. On my 6's team, we had the most retardo pocket who would just lie about shit and was really weird. At one point he said he loved us like a family even though it was like our 3rd game we had played as a team. He then actually fucking ragequit a scrim and we cut him like 3 days after. I have no idea where he is today but I've run into him a few times in random servers (thank fuck he hasn't recognized me yet). I'm pretty sure he's still playing UGC but idk what div.

In middle school there were 2 kids that really liked Naruto, and talked about it every day. So one day they came to school with a few homemade knives that they used in the show (kunais or whatever they're called), and then they got into an argument (about who was the strongest character), shit got heated and they started throwing the knives at each other. That was one of the craziest things I've ever seen, and both got expelled lmao.

In highschool, my biology teacher just talked about aliens and conspiracy theories. She would also talk a lot about her personal life, but it always was related with aliens somehow. She was then fired for allegedly trying to fight another teacher.

There was a dude that used to snort cocaine at the school bathroom till he got expelled, later I heard that he joined the army. He also claimed to perform satanic rituals in his house.

Now in college there's a girl who walks around the campus with a ouija board asking people to play with her.

Another dude that looks like Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot, and is always staring at people like he wants to kill them or something, he is always talking about rollercoasters with other people, and is really into anime.