Picture this: three urinals. The first (left to right) is a short one. The other two are regular.
If I enter the bathroom and a guy is using the far right one (regular), is it ok to stand next to hm and use the middle one or do I have to take the L and use the short one?
Edit: generally bathroom etiquette says that there should be an open urinal between two people assuming that no one is waiting for a urinal. In this situation the short urinal and the fact that there's only three urinals creates a problem.
Picture this: three urinals. The first (left to right) is a short one. The other two are regular.
If I enter the bathroom and a guy is using the far right one (regular), is it ok to stand next to hm and use the middle one or do I have to take the L and use the short one?
Edit: generally bathroom etiquette says that there should be an open urinal between two people assuming that no one is waiting for a urinal. In this situation the short urinal and the fact that there's only three urinals creates a problem.
make eye contact with him on the urinal next to him, make sure he knows you're not a basic bitch who will use the midget urinal
make eye contact with him on the urinal next to him, make sure he knows you're not a basic bitch who will use the midget urinal
pretend to check your hair in the mirror/wash your hands and wait for him to leave
or if youre not a NORMIE you should use the middle one, let him know youre straight and tell him the other urinal is too small for your HUGE COCK
pretend to check your hair in the mirror/wash your hands and wait for him to leave
or if youre not a NORMIE you should use the middle one, let him know youre straight and tell him the other urinal is too small for your HUGE COCK
The most effective way to deal with situation is to kneel in front of the short one, while making eye contact with your opponent at urinal 3. If they finish before you, you must bow to their dominance and drink. In the situation that you succeed, screech gutturally to show pride while maintaining a level of dignity. Remember to wash your hands because you're not a goddamn savage.
The most effective way to deal with situation is to kneel in front of the short one, while making eye contact with your opponent at urinal 3. If they finish before you, you must bow to their dominance and drink. In the situation that you succeed, screech gutturally to show pride while maintaining a level of dignity. Remember to wash your hands because you're not a goddamn savage.
Walk into the stall, sit down, and pretend to take a massive shit.
Walk into the stall, sit down, and pretend to take a massive shit.
Just piss in the stall if ur that insecure
Just piss in the stall if ur that insecure
Use the middle one, the small urinal is for kids/midgets and he'll think you're some drunk jackass, if he makes eye-contact with you anyways call him a faggot, this will trigger a boss fight so make sure to use Protect from Magic before doing this.
Use the middle one, the small urinal is for kids/midgets and he'll think you're some drunk jackass, if he makes eye-contact with you anyways call him a faggot, this will trigger a boss fight so make sure to use Protect from Magic before doing this.
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driftapretend to check your hair in the mirror/wash your hands and wait for him to leave
or if youre not a NORMIE you should use the middle one, let him know youre straight and tell him the other urinal is too small for your HUGE COCK
Short urinals are just closer to the floor, so there's actually MORE room for your HUGE COCK.
[quote=drifta]pretend to check your hair in the mirror/wash your hands and wait for him to leave
or if youre not a NORMIE you should use the middle one, let him know youre straight and tell him the other urinal is too small for your HUGE COCK[/quote]
Short urinals are just closer to the floor, so there's actually MORE room for your HUGE COCK.
dont go urinal just pee in your nappies
dont go urinal just pee in your nappies
if you were paddie this wouldn't even be a problem
if you were paddie this wouldn't even be a problem
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thought these threads were related at first
Piss on him to assert dominance
Piss on him to assert dominance
First of all, what place has one small urinal and two regular? Secondly,
driftapretend to check your hair in the mirror/wash your hands and wait for him to leave
Thirdly, if you cannot hold it, you have to use the small one, however, you can turn the situation around by flawlessly and effortlessly hitting it from a great distance.
First of all, what place has one small urinal and two regular? Secondly, [quote=drifta]pretend to check your hair in the mirror/wash your hands and wait for him to leave [/quote]
Thirdly, if you cannot hold it, you have to use the small one, however, you can turn the situation around by flawlessly and effortlessly hitting it from a great distance.
http://i.imgur.com/817Wb4M.gifv
there's another alternative: [img]http://www.urinal.net/pissmoan/russell.png[/img]
SeltzerPiss on him to assert dominance
Make sure to shake his hand firmly.
Maintain eye contact.
[quote=Seltzer]Piss on him to assert dominance[/quote]
Make sure to shake his hand firmly.
Maintain eye contact.
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Kill him. Then you can use any urinal you want.
Kill him. Then you can use any urinal you want.
Stand in front of the short one and aim into the middle one, pull up a bit every time he makes eye contact.
Stand in front of the short one and aim into the middle one, pull up a bit every time he makes eye contact.
I ended up using the bathroom twice
The first time there was a guy in the far right urinal and I just went to the middle one, gave him a nod when we made eye contact and did my buisiness.
The other time there was a grown ass man using the short urinal on the left so I just hit up the far right urinal.
I feel good about myself
I ended up using the bathroom twice
The first time there was a guy in the far right urinal and I just went to the middle one, gave him a nod when we made eye contact and did my buisiness.
The other time there was a grown ass man using the short urinal on the left so I just hit up the far right urinal.
I feel good about myself
introduce yourself proudly by your full name (handshake included) to your urinary neighbor and ask for his blessing* to take a piddle next to him.
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*note that regardless of whether or not the blessing is received, you will still commence operation pee-pee
introduce yourself proudly by your full name (handshake included) to your urinary neighbor and ask for his blessing* to take a piddle next to him.
[spoiler]*note that regardless of whether or not the blessing is received, you will still commence operation pee-pee[/spoiler]
this is gay af lmao
u r just taking a piss y do u care so much
this is gay af lmao
u r just taking a piss y do u care so much
M4TTthis is gay af lmao
u r just taking a piss y do u care so much
It's pretty much a giant inside joke among men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
[quote=M4TT]this is gay af lmao
u r just taking a piss y do u care so much[/quote]
It's pretty much a giant inside joke among men.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw[/youtube]
Piss on the guy to show your dominance over him
Piss on the guy to show your dominance over him
JojoM4TTthis is gay af lmao
u r just taking a piss y do u care so much
It's pretty much a giant inside joke among men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
Not even a joke, u ever had a fat, hairy dude stand at the urinal next to you, pissing on the floor cuz he's too busy looking at your meat, then spastically shake his willy, spraying piss all over you? It's not fun mate
[quote=Jojo][quote=M4TT]this is gay af lmao
u r just taking a piss y do u care so much[/quote]
It's pretty much a giant inside joke among men.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw[/youtube][/quote]
Not even a joke, u ever had a fat, hairy dude stand at the urinal next to you, pissing on the floor cuz he's too busy looking at your meat, then spastically shake his willy, spraying piss all over you? It's not fun mate
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"Peeing into the sink while it is running so the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise"
s/o to all the people at uni who piss in their sinks, I c u fam
"Peeing into the sink while it is running so the sound of the pee is overshadowed and doesn't make any noise"
s/o to all the people at uni who piss in their sinks, I c u fam
I was pretty sure nobody was gonna be able to top the ryan russel email chain but good job war.
I was pretty sure nobody was gonna be able to top the ryan russel email chain but good job war.