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What's your dream job?
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#31
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Make me a beast

Make me a beast
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#32
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Performing on Broadway and never having to worry about having a part

Performing on Broadway and never having to worry about having a part
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#33
6 Frags +

photography and webdev would be fun

photography and webdev would be fun
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#34
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professional tf2 player.

failing that, some kind of chemistry job, either in research or manufacturing

professional tf2 player.

failing that, some kind of chemistry job, either in research or manufacturing
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#35
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oJi'm going to end up as a fucking history teacher

Dude that's my dream job

[quote=oJ]i'm going to end up as a fucking history teacher[/quote]

Dude that's my dream job
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#36
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oJi'm going to end up as a fucking history teacher

You're not alone my man (english and history in my case)

[quote=oJ]i'm going to end up as a fucking history teacher[/quote]

You're not alone my man (english and history in my case)
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#37
3 Frags +

financial dom prostitute

financial dom prostitute
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#38
8 Frags +

pixar animator

pixar animator
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#39
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The tippy top of some sort of pyramid scheme. Or maybe jusr a generic con artist.

The tippy top of some sort of pyramid scheme. Or maybe jusr a generic con artist.
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#40
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#41
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linux & computer security expert
at-home freelancer developer
Vintage car mechanic
Creator/Artist : i'd like to write one book, produce one album, and make a video game

linux & computer security expert
at-home freelancer developer
Vintage car mechanic
Creator/Artist : i'd like to write one book, produce one album, and make a video game
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#42
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MakThe tippy top of some sort of pyramid scheme. Or maybe jusr a generic con artist.nyxiiI want to be a cop

Bro pls dont arrest me man it was a shitpost on a forum haha :D

[quote=Mak]The tippy top of some sort of pyramid scheme. Or maybe jusr a generic con artist.[/quote]
[quote=nyxii]I want to be a cop[/quote]

Bro pls dont arrest me man it was a shitpost on a forum haha :D
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#43
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professional basketball/volleyball player. If not then probably get into politics, become a rep for California, who knows

professional basketball/volleyball player. If not then probably get into politics, become a rep for California, who knows
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#44
3 Frags +

Something to do with astronomy/astrophysics

My country is kinda shit though and j don't wanna move so went to med school instead

Something to do with astronomy/astrophysics

My country is kinda shit though and j don't wanna move so went to med school instead
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#45
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History has lots of great jobs related to it outside of teaching, you just have to be willing to accommodate yourself to the fact that you will never have much money and that you may need a "day job" at least part-time to sustain yourself, or a money making hobby here are a few, but I should forewarn you that I'm only really familiar with the US's history related jobs:

Reenactor: Honestly a great job for a student, there are historical sites ALL over the place that require people to be on site who are paid either through donations, grants, or public support. You'll also likely learn some interesting skills. There are also whole groups of people who tour areas, do convocations at schools, and charge admission as various historic persons. For example there is a guy here named Murray who just travels the country pretending to be Abraham Lincoln - or folks who do historical reenactment work on youtube even.

Research Historian: Think-tanks, news organizations, historical societies, libraries, some city, county, and national governments, as well as Universities all can employ research historians. You need to be able to deal with, track down, process, and communicate huge amounts of primary source information on a very fluid set of topics ranging from genealogy to matters of state, or business transactions, to architecture.

Archival work: Generally the whole field of library sciences is pretty much the business end of the historian's profession lol. You get to look up whatever you want and write about it in your spare time, or help other historians find the stuff in your collection + organize/preserve it.

Museum work: Museum work, depending on the size of the Museum, could mean just about anything - and it's super easy to get into as a field because virtually any Museum will gladly accept, and train, volunteers.

Journalistic work: Many newspapers and local TV news stations (and some national ones too) employ a writer specifically to do history related stories.

And none of those are being a history teacher - if it's not what you want to do, though it's a fine job in itself I'm sure.

I presently work in a Museum and it's bad ass - mainly because every day is different (mainly for lack of funding for additional staff lol). On any given day, I'll be doing carpentry (I put a roof on an historical (play) house, and helped to build said play house), case design, metal fabrication (to hold the stuff in the case or build the hooks and stands), archival work, data entry, research, genealogy, public speaking, journalism, tours, write pamphlets, administer essay contests, and answer general questions, as well as sell people baubles from the store, preservation, and even calling the bomb squad to detonate live WW1 ordinance lol.

My only other advice for the history field is:

1. If you're socially awkward or have trouble talking to people you really need to work on that because you *have* to develop a gregarious persona to find the best stuff and make the right contacts. Your social role is often one of story teller and you need to hook diverse groups of people.

2. You need to understand your alcohol tolerance - I've yet to be to a meeting of any sort where alcohol wasn't freely served.

History has lots of great jobs related to it outside of teaching, you just have to be willing to accommodate yourself to the fact that you will never have much money and that you may need a "day job" at least part-time to sustain yourself, or a money making hobby here are a few, but I should forewarn you that I'm only really familiar with the US's history related jobs:

Reenactor: Honestly a great job for a student, there are historical sites ALL over the place that require people to be on site who are paid either through donations, grants, or public support. You'll also likely learn some interesting skills. There are also whole groups of people who tour areas, do convocations at schools, and charge admission as various historic persons. For example there is a guy here named Murray who just travels the country pretending to be Abraham Lincoln - or folks who do historical reenactment work on youtube even.

Research Historian: Think-tanks, news organizations, historical societies, libraries, some city, county, and national governments, as well as Universities all can employ research historians. You need to be able to deal with, track down, process, and communicate huge amounts of primary source information on a very fluid set of topics ranging from genealogy to matters of state, or business transactions, to architecture.

Archival work: Generally the whole field of library sciences is pretty much the business end of the historian's profession lol. You get to look up whatever you want and write about it in your spare time, or help other historians find the stuff in your collection + organize/preserve it.

Museum work: Museum work, depending on the size of the Museum, could mean just about anything - and it's super easy to get into as a field because virtually any Museum will gladly accept, and train, volunteers.

Journalistic work: Many newspapers and local TV news stations (and some national ones too) employ a writer specifically to do history related stories.

And none of those are being a history teacher - if it's not what you want to do, though it's a fine job in itself I'm sure.

I presently work in a Museum and it's bad ass - mainly because every day is different (mainly for lack of funding for additional staff lol). On any given day, I'll be doing carpentry (I put a roof on an historical (play) house, and helped to build said play house), case design, metal fabrication (to hold the stuff in the case or build the hooks and stands), archival work, data entry, research, genealogy, public speaking, journalism, tours, write pamphlets, administer essay contests, and answer general questions, as well as sell people baubles from the store, preservation, and even calling the bomb squad to detonate live WW1 ordinance lol.

My only other advice for the history field is:

1. If you're socially awkward or have trouble talking to people you really need to work on that because you *have* to develop a gregarious persona to find the best stuff and make the right contacts. Your social role is often one of story teller and you need to hook diverse groups of people.

2. You need to understand your alcohol tolerance - I've yet to be to a meeting of any sort where alcohol wasn't freely served.
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#46
3 Frags +

find tons of oil at plot i bought, sell said oil for billions and never work another day of my life

find tons of oil at plot i bought, sell said oil for billions and never work another day of my life
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#47
3 Frags +

Work at the Meme Warfare Center.

Work at the Meme Warfare Center.
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#48
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Currently studying to be a history teacher :)

Currently studying to be a history teacher :)
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#49
22 Frags +

twitch slut

twitch slut
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#50
4 Frags +

video game video editer, or just film editing

Most probably software design tho

video game video editer, or just film editing

Most probably software design tho
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#51
5 Frags +

front office of a baseball team, preferably in the mariners organization

front office of a baseball team, preferably in the mariners organization
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#52
5 Frags +

Pro baseball or esports athlete

Pro baseball or esports athlete
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#53
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mental health correctional officer, situated rurally.

mental health correctional officer, situated rurally.
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#54
newbie.tf
2 Frags +

Professional writer and part-time librarian running my own community program about interest in sciences and creative problem solving in children.

The librarian thing I got fairly figured out, the writing... Well. I spent the last 20 years writing things I never finish (or even start). I've been seriously chopping into a manuscript since I finally got a stable job, but then I run into some panic event and abandon the whole thing for like a month feeling completely hopeless about it. About half-way done Draft #1 now.

Professional writer and part-time librarian running my own community program about interest in sciences and creative problem solving in children.

The librarian thing I got fairly figured out, the writing... Well. I spent the last 20 years writing things I never finish (or even start). I've been seriously chopping into a manuscript since I finally got a stable job, but then I run into some panic event and abandon the whole thing for like a month feeling completely hopeless about it. About half-way done Draft #1 now.
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#55
4 Frags +

Power Plant operator as an electrical engineer, preferably one thats deals with clean energy.

Power Plant operator as an electrical engineer, preferably one thats deals with clean energy.
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#56
3 Frags +

Certainly something in upper level management or politics

I want to either be doing something I find worthwhile, or getting paid to do not much

I don't have a lot of skills so I'll take what I can get

Otherwise, being a commercial pilot would be fun if I didn't have to endure the years of training

Certainly something in upper level management or politics

I want to either be doing something I find worthwhile, or getting paid to do not much

I don't have a lot of skills so I'll take what I can get

Otherwise, being a commercial pilot would be fun if I didn't have to endure the years of training
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#57
-24 Frags +

my dream job is to be a grammer grill wearing a tank top while streaming Dota and ditching the game to just open the just dance app and getting donations while people request me to dance "despacito".

its not like it never happens with any other game or anything! Original idea amirite boyz

my dream job is to be a grammer grill wearing a tank top while streaming Dota and ditching the game to just open the just dance app and getting donations while people request me to dance "despacito".

its not like it never happens with any other game or anything! Original idea amirite boyz
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#58
21 Frags +

I want to farm

I want to farm
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#59
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ymRaisinI want to farm

http://www.tractordata.com/news/2017/02/massey-ferguson-8730-tractor.jpg

[quote=ymRaisin]I want to farm[/quote]
[img]http://www.tractordata.com/news/2017/02/massey-ferguson-8730-tractor.jpg[/img]
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#60
12 Frags +

esports nutritionist

esports nutritionist
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