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To Be Fair You Have To Have IQ To Understand b4nny
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to Watch b4nny.The plays are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical b4nnyBrain-ity most of the plays will go over a typical idiot’s head. There’s also b4nny’s l8ristic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from sansxfoxy.mincraft[GEWP]POTISXD, for instance. The subs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they’re not just smart- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike b4nny truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in b4nny’s existential catchphrase “I Hate Idiots”. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated idiots scratching their heads in confusion as b4nny’s smart plays unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. ??

And yes, by the way, i am a b4nny SUB. And no, you cannot see my emotes. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 casual levels of my own (im level 150 :)) (preferably lower) beforehand.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to Watch b4nny.The plays are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical b4nnyBrain-ity most of the plays will go over a typical idiot’s head. There’s also b4nny’s l8ristic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from sansxfoxy.mincraft[GEWP]POTISXD, for instance. The subs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they’re not just smart- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike b4nny truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in b4nny’s existential catchphrase “I Hate Idiots”. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated idiots scratching their heads in confusion as b4nny’s smart plays unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. ??

And yes, by the way, i am a b4nny SUB. And no, you cannot see my emotes. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 casual levels of my own (im level 150 :)) (preferably lower) beforehand.
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#2
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At least you saved mod time and went straight to the dumpster

At least you saved mod time and went straight to the dumpster
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weak troll u need worse grammar

weak troll u need worse grammar
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wtzweak troll u need worse grammar

look at the title

[quote=wtz]weak troll u need worse grammar[/quote]

look at the title
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b4nny is definitely a rick-type

b4nny is definitely a rick-type
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Engineer. The dispenser’s usefulness is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Texan culture most of the voice lines will go over a typical player's head. There's also the Engineer's sexual attraction to machines, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the movie Her (2013), for instance. The Engi mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this character, to realize that sentries aren’t just annoying- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Engineer truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Engineer's memetic catchphrase "Nope," which itself is a cryptic reference to any resemblance of fun game design I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Valve's genius unfolds itself on their game libraries. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a sentry tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the gamer girls' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 casual matchmaking levels of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Engineer. The dispenser’s usefulness is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Texan culture most of the voice lines will go over a typical player's head. There's also the Engineer's sexual attraction to machines, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the movie Her (2013), for instance. The Engi mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this character, to realize that sentries aren’t just annoying- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Engineer truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Engineer's memetic catchphrase "Nope," which itself is a cryptic reference to any resemblance of fun game design I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Valve's genius unfolds itself on their game libraries. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a sentry tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the gamer girls' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 casual matchmaking levels of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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