Hey all, BLANC Esports is searching for a Scout to play with, learn with, and grow with us in ESEA Season 27. Most of the gang returns and is ready to improve upon our previous adventures. Without further ado, here's some word salad.
THE ROSTER
Scout: Muse
Scout: ?
Pocket: brian
Roamer: SpaceCadet
Demo: hedge
Medic: Tery
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR
We're on the search for a maincalling combo Scout. We need someone who is dedicated to playing heals, and be our maincaller during teamfights. Tell us what to do - lead us! Equally as important, we want someone who is committed and focused on the T E A M. Have a good attitude about TF2: no toxicity, no immaturity, be a good loser, be able to give and receive constructive criticism as we help each other improve. Availability was a huge issue for us last season between scrims and reviews (please don't make me keep an attendance sheet) so keep that in mind. Your experience will be a factor. No Highlander, sorry. It is also important that you are an attractive individual, with bonus points for having dreamy eyes.
TEAM GOALS
Last season we had eight matches that were decided by two rounds or less, so we could've been anywhere between like 5th seed and out of playoffs entirely. Going into next season, we want to comfortably make playoffs while also pushing ourselves for a deep postseason run. We will be doing more demo reviews, aiming for at least one scrim review per week. Though we don't know for sure yet, next season will likely run until March - which means LAN! All of us are trying to make it to RGB 2018 so that'd be something extra to look forward to as the season progresses.
Lastly, I leave you with some wonderful quotes / moments from BLANC Esports S26.
"Working is hard I wanna be homeless." - hedge
"He's one of the only guys to fuck me really hard ever." - Muse
"hedge smells like milk." - brian
"Wouldn't it be ironic if you died in a living room?" - SpaceCadet
Find and add me on Steam at: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Terywj
Thank you!
Hey all, [url=https://play.esea.net/teams/91584]BLANC Esports[/url] is searching for a Scout to play with, learn with, and grow with us in ESEA Season 27. Most of the gang returns and is ready to improve upon our previous adventures. Without further ado, here's some word salad.
[b]THE ROSTER[/b]
Scout: Muse
Scout: ?
Pocket: brian
Roamer: SpaceCadet
Demo: hedge
Medic: Tery
[b]WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR[/b]
We're on the search for a maincalling combo Scout. We need someone who is dedicated to playing heals, and be our maincaller during teamfights. Tell us what to do - lead us! Equally as important, we want someone who is committed and focused on the T E A M. Have a good attitude about TF2: no toxicity, no immaturity, be a good loser, be able to give [i]and[/i] receive constructive criticism as we help each other improve. Availability was a huge issue for us last season between scrims and reviews (please don't make me keep an attendance sheet) so keep that in mind. Your experience will be a factor. No Highlander, sorry. It is also important that you are an attractive individual, with bonus points for having dreamy eyes.
[b]TEAM GOALS[/b]
Last season we had eight matches that were decided by two rounds or less, so we could've been anywhere between like 5th seed and out of playoffs entirely. Going into next season, we want to comfortably make playoffs while also pushing ourselves for a deep postseason run. We will be doing more demo reviews, aiming for at least one scrim review per week. Though we don't know for sure yet, next season will likely run until March - which means LAN! All of us are trying to make it to RGB 2018 so that'd be something extra to look forward to as the season progresses.
Lastly, I leave you with some wonderful quotes / moments from BLANC Esports S26.
"Working is hard I wanna be homeless." - hedge
"He's one of the only guys to fuck me really hard ever." - Muse
"hedge smells like milk." - brian
"Wouldn't it be ironic if you died in a living room?" - SpaceCadet
Find and add me on Steam at: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Terywj
Thank you!
pick up bon3
no, i'm never letting this go
pick up bon3
no, i'm never letting this go
Moypick up bon3
no, i'm never letting this go
no way we can play together due to conflicting work schedules
[quote=Moy]pick up bon3
no, i'm never letting this go[/quote]
no way we can play together due to conflicting work schedules
friendly and skilled gamers
friendly and skilled gamers
holy crap man playing for BLANC was one of the most enriching experiences of my life, dont pass up on this amazing chance to play with some of the best people ive played with personally. every single person on their roster is amazing in their own right and theyre pretty cool irl too so if you go to RGB with them itll be amazing. play scout for these guys!
i used the word amazing alot
holy crap man playing for BLANC was one of the most enriching experiences of my life, dont pass up on this amazing chance to play with some of the best people ive played with personally. every single person on their roster is amazing in their own right and theyre pretty cool irl too so if you go to RGB with them itll be amazing. play scout for these guys!
i used the word amazing alot
In all honesty, I think we are offering a juicy position here. To expand on what Tery wrote, BLANC is always a fun, no drama team. We don't stand for childish ppl and/or toxic players. IMO, we have often run into the problem of having "one missing piece" from season to season and this leading scout role is where we are at right now. Please don't waste our time if you know that dedication for the whole season is in question.
Brian is a strong main caller and this scout role will be his main support. You will be jumping right into an established team that is ready to work, you are going to be tanked and ppl are going to listen to your direction/calls. That is as good a setup for a big scout season as you are going to find IMO.
So, we are looking for that experience and non-toxic attitude. I'm willing to go even one step further if everything listed above is not enough. Scrim with us and if we all click / get along, I will go ahead and cover the league fees. Call that further incentive, a bribe or whatever you like.
In all honesty, I think we are offering a juicy position here. To expand on what Tery wrote, BLANC is always a fun, no drama team. We don't stand for childish ppl and/or toxic players. IMO, we have often run into the problem of having "one missing piece" from season to season and this leading scout role is where we are at right now. Please don't waste our time if you know that dedication for the whole season is in question.
Brian is a strong main caller and this scout role will be his main support. You will be jumping right into an established team that is ready to work, you are going to be tanked and ppl are going to listen to your direction/calls. That is as good a setup for a big scout season as you are going to find IMO.
So, we are looking for that experience and non-toxic attitude. I'm willing to go even one step further if everything listed above is not enough. Scrim with us and if we all click / get along, I will go ahead and cover the league fees. Call that further incentive, a bribe or whatever you like.
How could you not tryout after all they're offering. Every player on this team is amazing and are only getting better. Constantly working to improve both dm and brain. Playing with BLANC is an experience. Try out for them!
How could you not tryout after all they're offering. Every player on this team is amazing and are only getting better. Constantly working to improve both dm and brain. Playing with BLANC is an experience. Try out for them!
WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR
We're on the search for a maincalling combo Scout. We need someone who is dedicated to playing heals, and be our maincaller during teamfights. Tell us what to do - lead us! Equally as important, we want someone who is committed and focused on the T E A M. Have a good attitude about TF2: no toxicity, no immaturity, be a good loser, be able to give and receive constructive criticism as we help each other improve. Availability was a huge issue for us last season between scrims and reviews (please don't make me keep an attendance sheet) so keep that in mind. Your experience will be a factor. No Highlander, sorry. It is also important that you are an attractive individual, with bonus points for having dreamy eyes.
as the person who is the least what you're looking for i would like to humbly apply
[quote]WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR
We're on the search for a maincalling combo Scout. We need someone who is dedicated to playing heals, and be our maincaller during teamfights. Tell us what to do - lead us! Equally as important, we want someone who is committed and focused on the T E A M. Have a good attitude about TF2: no toxicity, no immaturity, be a good loser, be able to give and receive constructive criticism as we help each other improve. Availability was a huge issue for us last season between scrims and reviews (please don't make me keep an attendance sheet) so keep that in mind. Your experience will be a factor. No Highlander, sorry. It is also important that you are an attractive individual, with bonus points for having dreamy eyes.[/quote]
as the person who is the least what you're looking for i would like to humbly apply
Future invite team. I've scrimmed several iterations of blanc over the last several seasons and they are always incredibly kind and polite.
Future invite team. I've scrimmed several iterations of blanc over the last several seasons and they are always incredibly kind and polite.
with this team you get to enjoy the comedic trio of brian, hedge, and tery almost every night
tryout for this team asap
with this team you get to enjoy the comedic trio of brian, hedge, and tery almost every night
tryout for this team asap
ok fine ill play, jeez guys
ok fine ill play, jeez guys
don't join unless ur fine with playing with a racist white supremist
don't join unless ur fine with playing with a racist white supremist
maelstrahmdon't join unless ur fine with playing with a racist white supremist
I've played with Space for nearly two years and he has never said anything even close to whatever these retarded rumors are. Take your memes and fuck off, thanks.
[quote=maelstrahm]don't join unless ur fine with playing with a racist white supremist[/quote]
I've played with Space for nearly two years and he has never said anything even close to whatever these retarded rumors are. Take your memes and fuck off, thanks.
Tery_maelstrahmdon't join unless ur fine with playing with a racist white supremist
I've played with Space for nearly two years and he has never said anything even close to whatever these retarded rumors are. Take your memes and fuck off, thanks.
I'm pretty sure he was talking about hedge
[quote=Tery_][quote=maelstrahm]don't join unless ur fine with playing with a racist white supremist[/quote]
I've played with Space for nearly two years and he has never said anything even close to whatever these retarded rumors are. Take your memes and fuck off, thanks.[/quote]
I'm pretty sure he was talking about hedge
SpaceCadetI'm pretty sure he was talking about hedge
LOL
[quote=SpaceCadet]I'm pretty sure he was talking about hedge[/quote]
LOL
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