:heavy_check_mark: -COZY IN BED :heavy_check_mark: -ALARM IS READY :heavy_check_mark: -SE7EN IS AHEAD :heavy_check_mark: -TIME TO SLEEP STEADY ResidentSleeper

the literal best

Every pipe he shoots is a 300 iq predictive shot. Every trap is placed with a finesse only a superior mind could envision. Prior to every match he plays he has already made an internal map in his mind of exactly what his opponents will do and how he will beat them. Don't believe me? Check out his instagram video where he's playing chess. The dude is wicked smart. He reads books and shit, and not just your regular joe books for normies, his books are philosophy books and shit, books for smart people. He writes ten thousand word dissertations on a video game for children. Only someone with a genius savant mind would ever do something like that. Don't you ever underestimate Habib's skill again or you may find yourself face to face with the man himself.

If there's 0 ping then why are there still delays...

Hey Vsauce Michael he... <headshot>Never pop up your head when bo4r is around

ResidentSleeper Died of boredom ResidentSleeper and went to heaven ResidentSleeper it's all because ResidentSleeper im watching Se7en ResidentSleeper

4Head We dont push 4Head Past point 2 4Head Thats right 4Head From eu 4Head

emotes broke copy pasta smh

just don't capitalize eu and its ok

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fack Are Stalemates Real Hahahaha Ni :b: :b: a Just Walk Through The Choke Like Ni :b: :b: a Just Bust Haha

BADLANDS PICK ResidentSleeper PLEASE JUST CAP ResidentSleeper LET ME JUST ResidentSleeper TAKE A NAP

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fack Are Stalemates Real Hahahaha Ni

(‿ˠ‿) _(‿ˠ‿) only the chosen one can fist both asses............. ⎝ Kreygasm ⎠

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i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about showstopper. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

When cookiejake was 10 his teacher askd "what do u wana do when u are invite?" and cookiejake said "be medic". the teacher said "u didn't understand question" and cookiejake said "u dont understandbeing bad at scout and switching to med.". The teacher was saam, retweet if u beliv in jake.

I got banned for 5 minutes for posting this illegal copypasta

First of all, it's easy to get big K/D in Valve pubs vs newbs, and 2nd you just showed you don't understand what the casters said earlier: it's not K/D that counts in competitive, it's getting the important picks

change ResidentSleeper please ResidentSleeper get ResidentSleeper off ResidentSleeper sniper

HATS = SKILL!!

Wait I think that guy was talking about me wtf

SPAM DoritosChip THIS DoritosChip DORITO DoritosChip TO DoritosChip HELP DoritosChip THE DoritosChip CHEETO

DxCat WITH THIS CAT DxCat WE HELP 6LACK DxCat

COHEED, ON! ✓WHITE GIRLS, DEAD! ✓PJ, SALTED! ✓200 HOURS, PER WEEKED! ✓B4NNY IS READY TO PLAY TONIGHT BOYS!

(i think this one counts as well) HATS=SKILL

7 Thalash: kaptain has to vomit
FROYO b4nny @Rewind: fear?

PogChamp I WON'T STAY QUIET PogChamp I WILL RAGE PogChamp IF BREN AND SIDESHOW PogChamp AREN'T ON STAGE PogChamp

the ninja: https://imgur.com/a/QdTr3

Someone find the habib and blaze crits one. I lost it.

Tired of all these excuses. How can I reliably give myself food poisoning before the grand finals?

b4nny isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such ability and movement? b4nny puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. clockwork breaks records.b4nny breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

Hahahahahaha how the fuck is food poisoning real hahahaha nibba just go to the toilet like nibba just go play hahaha

BlessRNG Kaptain get well BlessRNG

e: ninja'd