Designated MurkScribe Quote Thread

#1

tsar

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Murk has had way too many memorable quotes in the past few days, so we're making a designated thread for all of your favorite MurkScribe quotes.

#2

dishsoap

15 Frags – +

this thread is already stupid

#3

Bilbert

4 Frags – +

Do you have a 144 Hz monitor?

#4

squish

7 Frags – +

“squish have you already started smoking weed, fucking bitches or do you have another year?”

#5

subhuman

12 Frags – +

he straight up sent "come daddy" to our whole team for months when he wanted us in mumble without knowing it had sexual connotations

#6

pizza_fart

3 Frags – +

dumpster

#7

GrapeJuiceIII

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“Grape Juice how tall are you?”
“I’m about 6 feet tall”
“Oh that’s cool I’m like 4 foot 20”
“*uncontrollable laugher* so you’re 5 foot 8”
“uhhh yeah”

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“Grape Juice have you ever smoked that good shit? You know like the marijuana?”

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Any of the times he refers to himself in 3rd person

“Grape Juice how tall are you?”
“I’m about 6 feet tall”
“Oh that’s cool I’m like 4 foot 20”
“*uncontrollable laugher* so you’re 5 foot 8”
“uhhh yeah”

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“Grape Juice have you ever smoked that good shit? You know like the marijuana?”

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Any of the times he refers to himself in 3rd person

#8

cleanbuddy

6 Frags – +

“have you heard of murkscribe”
.001 seconds later
[8:46:19 PM] Murkscribe was kicked and banned from the server by [REDACTED]: .

#9

EasyE

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sometimes when a pubber taunts after killing me i just tell them i play for murkscribe and they immediately respect me