scouts would be fraggers, but nothing special if there isn't much damage being done by the teammates
roamer and pseudo roamer because playing dumb works better for some reason
demo knows his rollouts but "damage" and "frags" are words that don't exist in his language
medic abuses arrows, dies to stupid shit but survives Hiroshima

atleast half of these retards would have lagspikes

for some reason this sounds inviting

dead within 24 hrs of forming
nobody would bother to schedule and it would die of laziness and forgetfulness

scouts cant aim or even avoid taking damage, tries to get behind and dies or goes sniper
roamer instantly sacs/bombs after rolling out every life, kills nothing
pocket is the only player on the team playing the game, complains a lot or silent tilts
demo sets traps and misses spam, kills nothing in actual combat
med only heals pocket cos other classes arent doing anything, doesnt count uber

very silent comms and everyone trying to spawn sniper after death

scouts think they are the best but then after losing 2 aim dules will switch to sniper and do nothing
roamer literal damage sponge but thinks they are doing something bc they bomb
pocket gets mad at medic and maincalls passive agressively
demo believes traps are more powerful than they are, spends all game setting up creative traps that work 1/100 times
medic guesses uber percentage and talks a lot to feel in control

who can get the biggest airshot? better than the leaders, get cut n00b

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344141887457722370/451521217736867840/logs.png

(my medic is crazy)
which turns into

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/344141887457722370/451519038561058836/unknown.png

6 mes on a team would frickin own but not at tf2 just in general u know

low open for 10 years

2 scouts constantly running in and dying
2 feed soldiers
1 chaos sticky jumper demo
1 permakritz medic following the feed squad to the ends of the earth

6 people countercalling over each other

one tide turner demo feeding hyper aggressively with 2 air strike gunboat soldiers every mid

everyone else wants to be part of the meme but can't because they're stuck on their worst classes

everyone would hold W and bait myself on med

4 people wishing they could play soldier

Combo scout doing his job but calling for deep solo Uber's
Flank scout baiting the roamer by playing with the combo
Pocket using shotgun and taking 35+ heals.
Demo getting no heals and complaining about it.
Roamer feeding or sniping
Med being absolutely confused about how he ended up on med.

phlog pyro diamondback spy 2 dh soldiers demoknight and a blut medic

both scouts swap to phlog pyro to hold last

we would all wonder why we aren't being properly healed. it's impossible for ALL of us to take 30% >:(

we'd probably all find a way to get ourselves banned from the team

Probably wouldn't even be able to win a pub if we 6-queued casual together.

6 pyxelize team would either be very loud or absolutely silent, and we would all die at the same time

5 people cool with it and 1 retard having to play demo

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fine, i'll demo

every uber would last <1 second

150dpm scouts

...

50 dpm demo

Alot of 'MED ARROW ME'

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scouts: either insanely passive or always behind enemy team losing a 1v1
pocket: never static jumps, runs market gardener by accident but never switches, goes for literally every airshot (pretty much just plays roamer)
roamer: doing fast rollouts to show off that he has 1000+ hrs of jumping but has no other redeeming qualities
demo: airpogoing across mid
medic: surfing every rocket no matter what, overuses arrows, doesnt track ubers and expects his team to do it for him