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What would a team of 6 yous be like?
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#91
5 Frags +

6 creatures

6 creatures
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#92
13 Frags +

more baiting than a fishing tournament

more baiting than a fishing tournament
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#93
cp_granary_pro
12 Frags +

perfectly coordinated arrows from pre designated rocket jump spots and strafe control allow for me to be 200 in the air at all times while i pound my enemies with rockets from above and then miss every clean up shot on scout

perfectly coordinated arrows from pre designated rocket jump spots and strafe control allow for me to be 200 in the air at all times while i pound my enemies with rockets from above and then miss every clean up shot on scout
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#94
-4 Frags +

scouts: preemptively coming offclasses to cheese a win through whatever they think slicerogue pocket and slicerogue med are calling. especially scout 2 who likes to come up engineer and put sentries in dumb place and build a level 3 teleporter.
pocket: Constantly trying to push odd situations and dumb adds that no normal team could push off of and main calling expecting the team to be in and then die because he didn't give his team enough time to react to the call.
Roamer: Constantly trying to get behind an flank but not hitting any of the rockets once a flank is achieved. Constant feed and requesting that one of the scouts go engi so he can sac more in less time.
Demo: runs loch and load and quickie bomb and constantly is on the flank. takes 15% heals average
Medic: When not killing himself from disappointment, hes glad that when he calls to hide in a corner the other 6 Slicerogue's know exactly what wavelength hes on and dont hesitate at all to hide in said corner.

scouts: preemptively coming offclasses to cheese a win through whatever they think slicerogue pocket and slicerogue med are calling. especially scout 2 who likes to come up engineer and put sentries in dumb place and build a level 3 teleporter.
pocket: Constantly trying to push odd situations and dumb adds that no normal team could push off of and main calling expecting the team to be in and then die because he didn't give his team enough time to react to the call.
Roamer: Constantly trying to get behind an flank but not hitting any of the rockets once a flank is achieved. Constant feed and requesting that one of the scouts go engi so he can sac more in less time.
Demo: runs loch and load and quickie bomb and constantly is on the flank. takes 15% heals average
Medic: When not killing himself from disappointment, hes glad that when he calls to hide in a corner the other 6 Slicerogue's know exactly what wavelength hes on and dont hesitate at all to hide in said corner.
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#95
19 Frags +

both scouts would run wrap assassin so we could have 6 players go for every airshot

both scouts would run wrap assassin so we could have 6 players go for every airshot
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#96
1 Frags +

bad

bad
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#97
-7 Frags +
Veccbad

sniper

[quote=Vecc]bad[/quote]
sniper
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#98
4 Frags +
boxcarVeccbadsniper

6 mes all trying to come up sniper claiming "THIS IS FRAG VIDEO POTENTIAL" and missing every easy shot

also: shut up boxcar lol

[quote=boxcar][quote=Vecc]bad[/quote]
sniper[/quote]

6 mes all trying to come up sniper claiming "THIS IS FRAG VIDEO POTENTIAL" and missing every easy shot

also: shut up boxcar lol
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#99
5 Frags +

scouts: yz50 config pug scouts. both want to take every uber while claiming they play flank
demo: is fierce
roamer: does jumper main feed shit around the map. does at least 10 speedshot bombs a game
pocket: me. good stats but really really horrendous main calling. 30% heals
medic: only heals pocket trip

scouts: yz50 config pug scouts. both want to take every uber while claiming they play flank
demo: is fierce
roamer: does jumper main feed shit around the map. does at least 10 speedshot bombs a game
pocket: me. good stats but really really horrendous main calling. 30% heals
medic: only heals pocket trip
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#100
-2 Frags +

45% scout heals
45% scout heals
5 % pocket heals
3% demo heals
2% roamer heals

45% scout heals
45% scout heals
5 % pocket heals
3% demo heals
2% roamer heals
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#101
-2 Frags +

Lots of 5 ping jokes, no one would take us seriously due to ping. Also probably the biggest disparity in skill between explosive classes and scouts to ever exist on a team

Lots of 5 ping jokes, no one would take us seriously due to ping. Also probably the biggest disparity in skill between explosive classes and scouts to ever exist on a team
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#102
29 Frags +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/341338881024589825/452626654922145802/6mak.png

Demo Mak would be the only happy one. Every other Mak would want to swap all the time, except maybe for roamer Mak and the Scout Maks if they are allowed to offclass a lot.. Pocket Mak would always be talking about his shotgun. Medic Mak would be trolling all the other Maks, except maybe Pocket Mak.

Also mumble would be a warzone. There'd be spicy pissed-off roamer Mak, the ADHD demo Mak, pocket Mak maincalls, medic Mak cluttering his comms with unfunny played-out trolling. At least they would all understand the same dumb calls.

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/341338881024589825/452626654922145802/6mak.png[/img]

Demo Mak would be the only happy one. Every other Mak would want to swap all the time, except maybe for roamer Mak and the Scout Maks if they are allowed to offclass a lot.. Pocket Mak would always be talking about his shotgun. Medic Mak would be trolling all the other Maks, except maybe Pocket Mak.

Also mumble would be a warzone. There'd be spicy pissed-off roamer Mak, the ADHD demo Mak, pocket Mak maincalls, medic Mak cluttering his comms with unfunny played-out trolling. At least they would all understand the same dumb calls.
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#103
-3 Frags +

+forward

+forward
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#104
-2 Frags +
Wandumhorrible med
demo who doesnt know any rollouts
pocket who tilts cause his meds terrible
roamer who just watches flank and waits for his team to die so he can complain about his team dying
scout who misses everything
other scouts on sniper 100% of the time also misses 100% of the time

SOUNDS LIKE MY CURRENT TEAM
(please dont cut me catbowcar thanks <3)

enough out of you. meet me in my office

[quote=Wandum]horrible med
demo who doesnt know any rollouts
pocket who tilts cause his meds terrible
roamer who just watches flank and waits for his team to die so he can complain about his team dying
scout who misses everything
other scouts on sniper 100% of the time also misses 100% of the time

SOUNDS LIKE MY CURRENT TEAM
(please dont cut me catbowcar thanks <3)[/quote]
enough out of you. meet me in my office
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#105
4 Frags +

all 6 of me spawn and go "watch this" and try to bomb/walk at/arrow something for no reason, die, and go "okay but watch THIS" and do it again

all 6 of me spawn and go "watch this" and try to bomb/walk at/arrow something for no reason, die, and go "okay but watch THIS" and do it again
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#106
1 Frags +

We would all be afk in spawn

We would all be afk in spawn
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#107
5 Frags +

- medic probably has the most kills
- pocket with 40% heals, still gets 250 dpm
- roamer who can't jump
- demo who can rollout and hit pipes but can't aim stickies
- scouts can't hit shots, both get sub 200 dpm

- medic probably has the most kills
- pocket with 40% heals, still gets 250 dpm
- roamer who can't jump
- demo who can rollout and hit pipes but can't aim stickies
- scouts can't hit shots, both get sub 200 dpm
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#108
2 Frags +

every player wants to switch class after every match

every player wants to switch class after every match
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#109
1 Frags +

Wiping due to overextending would probably happen more.

Wiping due to overextending would probably happen more.
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#110
0 Frags +

we would never rollout out of spawn

we would never rollout out of spawn
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#111
8 Frags +
ThaigrrAlot of 'MED ARROW ME'

Throws me back to this thread's response:

https://i.imgur.com/5O1eUwX.png

[quote=Thaigrr]Alot of 'MED ARROW ME'[/quote]
Throws me back to [url=http://www.teamfortress.tv/post/781510/who-is-the-2nd-best-tf2-player-ever]this thread's response:[/url]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/5O1eUwX.png[/img]
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#112
-3 Frags +

Everyone,Except the Medic would be Happy,And the demo would do retarded sacs

Everyone,Except the Medic would be Happy,And the demo would do retarded sacs
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#113
4 Frags +

1: "demo took 50"
2: "ur mom took 50"
Everyone giggles a bit then dies

1: "demo took 50"
2: "ur mom took 50"
Everyone giggles a bit then dies
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#114
-1 Frags +

6th place open

6th place open
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#115
-1 Frags +

Having 6 people who can only play medic doesn't sound like a good idea

Having 6 people who can only play medic doesn't sound like a good idea
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#116
-1 Frags +

we would all play spy or engie and co coordinate on the point, maybe beggars bazook a soldier if we need to get a med pick

we would all play spy or engie and co coordinate on the point, maybe beggars bazook a soldier if we need to get a med pick
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#117
6 Frags +

6 spies how could this go wrong

6 spies how could this go wrong
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#118
1 Frags +

our combo would be a disaster because i only know how to play on the flank and our demo would get 100 dpm if he was lucky

we would all also have ping spikes of up to 200

our combo would be a disaster because i only know how to play on the flank and our demo would get 100 dpm if he was lucky

we would all also have ping spikes of up to 200
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#119
1 Frags +

My team would be so toxic that the fumes from the mumble channel itself would wipe out the human race.

My team would be so toxic that the fumes from the mumble channel itself would wipe out the human race.
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#120
9 Frags +

6 of me, a combined team age of 240, switch the number around to make 420
Find me another team that can do that with a combined age

6 of me, a combined team age of 240, switch the number around to make 420
Find me another team that can do that with a combined age
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