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ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion
1081
#1081
-8 Frags +
brycehttps://i.imgur.com/7F7b0kB.png
https://i.imgur.com/FCmSgRA.jpg

bryce you should play

[quote=bryce][img]https://i.imgur.com/7F7b0kB.png[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/FCmSgRA.jpg[/img][/quote]
bryce you should play
1082
#1082
6 Frags +

Hey I think I'm casting HLpugs vs. Jagermeister or something. twitch.tv/terywj

Hey I think I'm casting HLpugs vs. Jagermeister or something. twitch.tv/terywj
1083
#1083
8 Frags +
Tery_Hey I think I'm casting HLpugs vs. Jagermeister or something. twitch.tv/terywj

Featuring alcohol

[quote=Tery_]Hey I think I'm casting HLpugs vs. Jagermeister or something. twitch.tv/terywj[/quote]

Featuring alcohol
1084
#1084
-2 Frags +

gg close game hlpugs.tf

nyxi toggled too late

gg close game hlpugs.tf

nyxi toggled too late
1085
#1085
3 Frags +

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.
1086
#1086
4 Frags +

our team won 5-0 and we're arguing in mumble for some reason

e s e a o p e n

also ggs env

our team won 5-0 and we're arguing in mumble for some reason

e s e a o p e n

also ggs env
1087
#1087
4 Frags +

I Was Not Warmed Up And I Did The Worst. Typical Me.

I Was Not Warmed Up And I Did The Worst. Typical Me.
1088
#1088
7 Frags +

wanna throw like 10x harder @jager

wanna throw like 10x harder @jager
1089
#1089
-4 Frags +

.

.
1090
#1090
-1 Frags +
GrapeJuiceIIIwanna throw like 10x harder @jager

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[quote=GrapeJuiceIII]wanna throw like 10x harder @jager[/quote]
fr
1091
#1091
5 Frags +

i'm a god they didn't throw its just that simple

i'm a god they didn't throw its just that simple
1092
#1092
3 Frags +

we gave up at 3-0

we gave up at 3-0
1093
#1093
-2 Frags +
Unicorn_Wizardi'm a god they didn't throw its just that simple

true, hlpugs was just a better team with bigger brains

[quote=Unicorn_Wizard]i'm a god they didn't throw its just that simple[/quote]
true, hlpugs was just a better team with bigger brains
1094
#1094
10 Frags +

Our roamer gave our medic an unusual to drop me in every Uber

Our roamer gave our medic an unusual to drop me in every Uber
1095
#1095
-1 Frags +

~_~

~_~
1096
#1096
5 Frags +

GG Hidden Clout VIllage

GG Hidden Clout VIllage
1097
#1097
4 Frags +
zensanityour team won 5-0 and we're arguing in mumble for some reason

e s e a o p e n

also ggs env

20 minutes on and the mumble has descended into all out war, my return continues to go as planned

[quote=zensanity]our team won 5-0 and we're arguing in mumble for some reason

e s e a o p e n

also ggs env[/quote]

20 minutes on and the mumble has descended into all out war, my return continues to go as planned
1098
#1098
8 Frags +

the rise and fall of the village

the rise and fall of the village
1099
#1099
8 Frags +
JefffffHL pugs is gonna win open
[quote=Jefffff]HL pugs is gonna win open[/quote]
1100
#1100
6 Frags +
artistwe gave up at 3-0

https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulBlindingDurianPlanking

[quote=artist]we gave up at 3-0[/quote]
https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulBlindingDurianPlanking
1101
#1101
2 Frags +

minute 33 of team arguing. territory grows hostile. interveners now face attacks from both sides. chaos ensues. heavy casualties sustained.

minute 33 of team arguing. territory grows hostile. interveners now face attacks from both sides. chaos ensues. heavy casualties sustained.
1102
#1102
11 Frags +

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhysQzBU0AA2Qdc.jpg

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhysQzBU0AA2Qdc.jpg[/img]
1103
#1103
-8 Frags +

[To be Continued]

[To be Continued]
1104
#1104
3 Frags +

https://i.imgur.com/skDk8Ut.png

https://i.imgur.com/F51wrEi.png

https://i.imgur.com/8Gr3DNG.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/skDk8Ut.png[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/F51wrEi.png[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/8Gr3DNG.jpg[/img]
1105
#1105
4 Frags +

I will never miss a match to play DND again

I will never miss a match to play DND again
1106
#1106
15 Frags +
bryceCoincidentally, that clip does not show Artism's perspective. Artist has a slighty different set of beliefs. For instance, he refers to God (the one true Lord) as Allah, in a sad case of mistaken identity. You should not make assumptions about a mans actions just because he failed to kill anyone in his bombing attempt. He is no less Holy to Allah (pbuh) than you or I. The attempt was not fruitful, but the fact he attempted anyways counts toward something.

This is proven by his cloak of invincibility. As you see, only Artism's team has the invincibility cloak. Once Artist knew he was done for, and was unsuccessful, Allah (pbuh) removed the cloak so he could go Home. Notice that the opposing team does NOT have the cloak of invincibility.

you have to keep your work quality up, you can't hand this in, bryce, you're better than this.

[quote=bryce]
Coincidentally, that clip does not show Artism's perspective. Artist has a slighty different set of beliefs. For instance, he refers to God (the one true Lord) as Allah, in a sad case of mistaken identity. You should not make assumptions about a mans actions just because he failed to kill anyone in his bombing attempt. He is no less Holy to Allah (pbuh) than you or I. The attempt was not fruitful, but the fact he attempted anyways counts toward something.

This is proven by his cloak of invincibility. As you see, only Artism's team has the invincibility cloak. Once Artist knew he was done for, and was unsuccessful, Allah (pbuh) removed the cloak so he could go Home. Notice that the opposing team does NOT have the cloak of invincibility.[/quote]
you have to keep your work quality up, you can't hand this in, bryce, you're better than this.
1107
#1107
0 Frags +
brycemessiahartistwe gave up at 3-0https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulBlindingDurianPlankingCoincidentally, that clip does not show Artism's perspective. Artist has a slighty different set of beliefs. For instance, he refers to God (the one true Lord) as Allah, in a sad case of mistaken identity. You should not make assumptions about a mans actions just because he failed to kill anyone in his bombing attempt. He is no less Holy to Allah (pbuh) than you or I. The attempt was not fruitful, but the fact he attempted anyways counts toward something.

This is proven by his cloak of invincibility. As you see, only Artism's team has the invincibility cloak. Once Artist knew he was done for, and was unsuccessful, Allah (pbuh) removed the cloak so he could go Home. Notice that the opposing team does NOT have the cloak of invincibility.

=|

[quote=bryce][quote=messiah][quote=artist]we gave up at 3-0[/quote]
https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulBlindingDurianPlanking[/quote]
Coincidentally, that clip does not show Artism's perspective. Artist has a slighty different set of beliefs. For instance, he refers to God (the one true Lord) as Allah, in a sad case of mistaken identity. You should not make assumptions about a mans actions just because he failed to kill anyone in his bombing attempt. He is no less Holy to Allah (pbuh) than you or I. The attempt was not fruitful, but the fact he attempted anyways counts toward something.

This is proven by his cloak of invincibility. As you see, only Artism's team has the invincibility cloak. Once Artist knew he was done for, and was unsuccessful, Allah (pbuh) removed the cloak so he could go Home. Notice that the opposing team does NOT have the cloak of invincibility.[/quote]
=|
1108
#1108
2 Frags +

We play a snake water match 3 days in a row

We play a snake water match 3 days in a row
1109
#1109
6 Frags +

I apologize for my insensitive post, I have destroyed that hope we can ignore my foolish, ignorant, unchained, brainless, dreadful mistake.

Thank you, and don't be afraid.
Bryce

What Did Artist Mean When He Attempted Murder-Suicide in The Official v. HLPUGS?

Throughout the ages, from the stone age to today, man has always been passionate. Merriam-Webster defines “passion” as
“the sufferings of Christ between the night of the Last Supper and his death”
But that is not what I’m looking for. The next definition holds the answer:
“the emotions as distinguished from reason”

When a man loves a woman, that is passion. It is emotion separated from reason. How could he love a woman? Obviously not through reason. Passion.
When a man runs over someone who abused him in a mental way, is that passion? No, because it is extremely reasonable to run over someone who abused you.

What are you getting at, Bryce?
The deeper I fall – unwillingly – into this story the more emotional it becomes. What events transpired to Artist’s game-losing death? The invincibility, the flight, the 2,600 ELO strategy of missing all your pipes and stickies. These are all things you have to consider when you look into what went wrong.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Ajax_suicide.jpg

Ajax, son of Telamon, preparing suicide. Reproduction from a black-figure amphora depiction by Exekias (550–525 BC).

My second example was no coincidence. Artist was acting upon a deep desire for revenge.
to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree

But who could he have been avenging? The answer could only be three things.

1. PandaRaceCar37

[8:42 PM] khil: unicorn wizard tells everyone what to do literally

Why PRC? PRC left explicit instructions to artist before he *suddenly disappeared* to throw any match that would succeed in the team (Jagermeister) being sponsored by Jagermeister. PRC is not on vacation, as the team would have you believe. He was cut, selfishly, by Khil in a sacrifice to Mr. Del Dongo.

2. Cyber Bullying

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Example 1
https://clips.twitch.tv/SincerePunchyKimchiWoofer

In this clip, Artist is repeatedly taunted by Gungeon. Gungeon knows Artist inside and out, and knows what to say and do to inflict the most emotional trauma upon Artist as possible.
This is only one example in a long line of cyber bullying that takes place in the Jagermeister Discord and Artist’s personal Discord.

3. The Emotional Stress of Hero-to-Zero

[12:09 AM] spirit: y’all so close to losing
[12:09 AM] spirit: always
[12:34 AM] khil: mad beef tonight
[1:00 AM] spirit: mad beef every night
[1:01 PM] bryce: truth....

Artism has gone through some extremely tragic scrims and officials over the past week, all of which could drive any healthy man (not Artist) to becoming unhealthy (Artist).

If you’ve been aware, you might notice all of Artist’s alts have names that you would be happy to be. Including, but not limited to,
“Buffguy,”
“Bobwise,”
And “DOOMBRINGER”

In my unprofessional opinion, this is Artist’s attempt at asking for help. He can not grow the balls to openly ask for help, so we, as a community, must save him from his impending collapse as a likely-but-not-confirmed-sentient being.

I hope we can all bring this to a peaceful ending.
Thank you,
Bryce

I apologize for my insensitive post, I have destroyed that hope we can ignore my foolish, ignorant, unchained, brainless, dreadful mistake.

Thank you, and don't be afraid.
Bryce

[b]What Did Artist Mean When He Attempted Murder-Suicide in The Official v. HLPUGS?[/b]

Throughout the ages, from the stone age to today, man has always been passionate. Merriam-Webster defines “passion” as
“the sufferings of Christ between the night of the Last Supper and his death”
But that is not what I’m looking for. The next definition holds the answer:
“the emotions as distinguished from reason”

When a man loves a woman, that is passion. It is emotion separated from reason. How could he love a woman? Obviously not through reason. Passion.
When a man runs over someone who abused him in a mental way, is that passion? No, because it is extremely reasonable to run over someone who abused you.

What are you getting at, Bryce?
The deeper I fall – unwillingly – into this story the more emotional it becomes. What events transpired to Artist’s game-losing death? The invincibility, the flight, the 2,600 ELO strategy of missing all your pipes and stickies. These are all things you have to consider when you look into what went wrong.

[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Ajax_suicide.jpg[/img]
[i]Ajax, son of Telamon, preparing suicide. Reproduction from a black-figure amphora depiction by Exekias (550–525 BC).[/i]

My second example was no coincidence. Artist was acting upon a deep desire for revenge.
[i]to avenge (oneself or another) usually by retaliating in kind or degree[/i]

But who could he have been avenging? The answer could only be three things.

[b]1. PandaRaceCar37[/b]

[i][8:42 PM] khil: unicorn wizard tells everyone what to do literally[/i]

Why PRC? PRC left explicit instructions to artist before he *suddenly disappeared* to throw any match that would succeed in the team (Jagermeister) being sponsored by Jagermeister. PRC is not on vacation, as the team would have you believe. He was cut, selfishly, by Khil in a sacrifice to Mr. Del Dongo.

[b]2. Cyber Bullying[/b]

[i]Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha[/i]

Example 1
https://clips.twitch.tv/SincerePunchyKimchiWoofer

In this clip, Artist is repeatedly taunted by Gungeon. Gungeon knows Artist inside and out, and knows what to say and do to inflict the most emotional trauma upon Artist as possible.
This is only one example in a long line of cyber bullying that takes place in the Jagermeister Discord and Artist’s personal Discord.

[b]3. The Emotional Stress of Hero-to-Zero[/b]

[i][12:09 AM] spirit: y’all so close to losing
[12:09 AM] spirit: always
[12:34 AM] khil: mad beef tonight
[1:00 AM] spirit: mad beef every night
[1:01 PM] bryce: truth....[/i]

Artism has gone through some extremely tragic scrims and officials over the past week, all of which could drive any healthy man (not Artist) to becoming unhealthy (Artist).

If you’ve been aware, you might notice all of Artist’s alts have names that you would be happy to be. Including, but not limited to,
“Buffguy,”
“Bobwise,”
And “DOOMBRINGER”

In my unprofessional opinion, this is Artist’s attempt at asking for help. He can not grow the balls to openly ask for help, so we, as a community, must save him from his impending collapse as a likely-but-not-confirmed-sentient being.

I hope we can all bring this to a peaceful ending.
Thank you,
Bryce
1110
#1110
20 Frags +

You’ve already peaked

You’ve already peaked
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