You are at your desk, playing Team Fortress 2. You begin to feel thirsty and exit your game. Strolling down to the local corner store, you walk to the bottled water section and see two brands of water that catch your eye.

On one side is a bottle of water, with a beautiful mountainous logo. The company, touting its establishment year of 2015, has gone through turbulent roster changes in recent years until it eventually formed its current roster in the current season with a mix of swift and ascended waters. With a 10-2 record in the Regular Season, and only beaten in the season by a creamery called froyotech, it appears to be the favorite in your eyes and the better water.

But on the other shelf, you spot a bottle of Fiji. You read the label. It reads "Take a sip and feel that New God Flow." While it also advertises itself as containing ascended swift waters, it also touts its handcrafted bottle carved with scizors. While it doesn't seem to be your favorite at the moment, it does have the potential to surprise you and overcome your first choice, as Evian had beaten it earlier in the season. With a 7-5 record and currently on a winning streak, anything could happen.

You are left indecisive. You call your friends, Marxist and drshdwpuppet, who will discuss the better team, with Morris helping showcase the discussion.