Birds fly, the sun shines, and brother, I shitpost.

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Ah, this is a question that many mere mortals ask me. You see, shitposting is not some activity that you partake in because you deem it "enjoyable" or "cool". In fact, it is itself not an activity, but rather, a state of existence. From the moment I wake up, to the moment I am absorbed by the sweet pillowy embrace of my inflatable air mattress in my parents basement, I think of shitposting. It's an artform, much like kung fu, or arguing with religious sheep (both of which are things that I'm proficient at as well). I have devoted my life to this path, and I shall never stray from it. The winds of time may weather down the stones of society, but you will still find me after the apocalypse, sketching copypastas onto the walls of ruined cities.

there's been cum just literally oozing out of my ears for a solid year and a half

N U T M A N

Dood Wtf

I think, therefore I shitpost

it felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to look

i dont think showing a picture of your shit is considered "bait"

can you post a picture of you eating your own shit this time :D

in order to measure my abilities

IM GOING TO BECOME THE NEXT POSTKAGE SO EVERYONE WILL NOTICE AND RESPECT ME!

BELIEVE IT!

Autism probably

I never got the change to tell it wasn't even a real poop c'mon! Showing a real one would have been too far.

it's an art form with possibilities for validation

for the greater good