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pushing the limits so hard that they tell me to back off so that they can open wider
pushing the limits so hard that they tell me to back off so that they can open wider
[url=https://memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Oh+end+me+inb4+i+love+you+for+you+who_f873f9_6461984.jpg]this but unironically[/url]
Nurseydon't even get me started
Tell us! >:o
[quote=Nursey]don't even get me started[/quote]
Tell us! >:o
Tell us! >:o
i like cumming on girls with short hair and using my cum to fashion their little pixie cuts into mohawks
i like cumming on girls with short hair and using my cum to fashion their little pixie cuts into mohawks
idk about me but my girlfriend has been forcing me to read serial killer fanfictions to her whilst in bed and I think it turns her on. So far I've read her a seven part Ted Bundy fanfic series and a short story featuring the guys from the columbine school shooting
idk about me but my girlfriend has been forcing me to read serial killer fanfictions to her whilst in bed and I think it turns her on. So far I've read her a seven part Ted Bundy fanfic series and a short story featuring the guys from the columbine school shooting
has anyone here had sex with someone who truly loves them, that shit sounds so hot
has anyone here had sex with someone who truly loves them, that shit sounds so hot
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I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
[spoiler]I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.[/spoiler]
tojohas anyone here had sex with someone who truly loves them, that shit sounds so hot
Those tend to be the best pillows.
[quote=tojo]has anyone here had sex with someone who truly loves them, that shit sounds so hot[/quote]
Those tend to be the best pillows.
Those tend to be the best pillows.
gemmdriftaMermaids.
Which half
Well, specifically when they inhabit onto land and unsheathe their legs from the tail membrane, and how they innocently struggle to walk. Also makes the typical 'fishy vagina' more reasonable. Don't get me started on their long hair barely covering their breasts. Hnng.
[quote=gemm][quote=drifta]Mermaids.[/quote]
Which half[/quote]
Well, specifically when they inhabit onto land and unsheathe their legs from the tail membrane, and how they innocently struggle to walk. Also makes the typical 'fishy vagina' more reasonable. Don't get me started on their long hair barely covering their breasts. Hnng.
Which half[/quote]
Well, specifically when they inhabit onto land and unsheathe their legs from the tail membrane, and how they innocently struggle to walk. Also makes the typical 'fishy vagina' more reasonable. Don't get me started on their long hair barely covering their breasts. Hnng.
real talk tho you know when you're playing scout and you're dm'ing someone and you both strafe the same direction for a while and you just keep pumpin shots in em till one of you die?
that's what good sex feels like
real talk tho you know when you're playing scout and you're dm'ing someone and you both strafe the same direction for a while and you just keep pumpin shots in em till one of you die?
that's what good sex feels like
that's what good sex feels like
Spyromancerreal talk tho you know when you're playing scout and you're dm'ing someone and you both strafe the same direction for a while and you just keep pumpin shots in em till one of you die?
that's what good sex feels like
redditors at it again
[quote=Spyromancer]real talk tho you know when you're playing scout and you're dm'ing someone and you both strafe the same direction for a while and you just keep pumpin shots in em till one of you die?
that's what good sex feels like[/quote]
redditors at it again
that's what good sex feels like[/quote]
redditors at it again
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