whos going to pay johnmilters rent this month?

Actually guys, I did some digging and it seems a 19 year old named RandomCookie stole alfa's 24 year old e-girl e-gf. 90 percent of RandomCookie's twitter profile seems to be retweets of selfies from a much more famous e-girl, pokimane, so I assume this is some deep fantasy of e-dating playing itself out somehow. More at 11

LOL

did Alfa get his egf stolen by a man named randomcookie

Pretty much LMFAO

Edit: FYI she hasn't been my "e-gf" for a while, do not associate me with her.

Ok, This is Epic

Why you gotta do Alfa like that oofpez?

This is why I only e-date my bros, no weird drama with other guys trying to steal your girl

alfa? More like beta.

Bro dont make fun of the best sniper EVER

pick me up chief ill be ur new gf

This is not the first time this will happen.
And it will not be the last.

bruh

You would’ve thought that a person with over 12 seasons of esea would know not to edate teammates

anyone wanna date im lft

I mean its not like he edated people before and they were already dating when they made the transition to tf2 from ow i think and alfa literally only decided to play open to play with her

I’ve been playing esea for two seasons and I know that edating kills teams, Alfa has no excuse smh

alfas chad redemption ark begins now

finally my living hell of endless drama is over, i'm free!

EDIT: I wish alfa good luck in his future endeavors as hes a pretty cool guy and ult the same :)

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god i fucking hate women

the pain is over

I just want to say that Ult and Em are amazing players that deserve to get experience on solid IM teams and I wish them the best. Ult has insane movement and DM and literally had games in which he went 40-0, nothing but good things about him. Em followed my calls to the letter even if it made him go 10-30 but his plays won us games because of how effective and consistent they were. Both of these players are very good teammates and are good at taking feedback, and were always honest about concerns they had instead of bottling them up until the end of the season.

RandomCookie (apart from the fact that he dates my ex) honest player review: has been literally one of the most quiet players and only after he started dating her he somehow found a voice to speak? He has also gone behind everyone's backs attempting to cut people asking my scout if he was "feeling comfortable" switching roles which I do have plenty of proof for and my teammates can vouch for. Imagine you have the most quiet teammate for a whole season who dodges any team meetings/reviews (quits voice instantly after games) and then suddenly he gives a MASSIVE SHIT about everything suddenly to the point where I get counter-called midgame and has the audacity to tell me I make wrong calls. Like first of all, get your DM out of open level and then attempt to make main calls. Second of all, stop starting shit on teams for no reason by lying about people and thus killing teams.

About oofpezz, it was her first season of open and she honestly did better than I thought she would overall, not much to add on that, she literally installed the game 6 months ago.

(cookie) May 14 @ 1:58am
Happy Birthdays honeybun :333 :balloon::balloon::balloon:

Yu make so happis everyday even when i get sads. Thank yus for being the sweetest gurl evers c:

ily :-3 :nekoheart::pizzaslice::nekoheart:

(cookie) Feb 14 @ 8:23pm
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Happy Valentines Day bby :3

Thanks for making me so happy even when I get sad <3

:8bitheart::LoveTalia::heartb::Big_Heart::necroheart::lovesign::Heartful::nekoheart::heartfull::pinkheart::pinkneonheart::cure::rd_love::heart_emo::heart::grwheart::wnheart::p_heart::truelove:

i need something like that in my shit life

ima keep it real chief, is it really your ex if its edating. like its...... edating

2d women will never betray you

they met so it counts

https://i.imgur.com/qnsbLyJ.jpg

Would it be considered mean if I just made a remix of Bohemian Rhapsody called Bohemian Cuckoldry and its about alfa getting his e-gf stolen Lauren style?