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you know i have randyw on my team right?

no better heavy alive...

carcin won highlander...

Dunning Kruger Effect "12-69" Karl though...

a wise man once said....
"mge me 100 usd if you win"

https://imgur.com/a/WKju2Hk
y'all thought I was memeing

actually its 0-16 karl

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/934932298880990362/08B6CA21BEC93A26DB7E76ADA49DA6FFBD4A4FD1/

Power Rankings (might suck):
not gonna rank my team cus that's against the rules or something (gonna do top 8)
#1 - snore
all mid IM players on their main class, even if they're not scrimming now we all know they're gonna main class in playoffs
players to watch: all of them
#2 - The Boomers
see above
players to watch: John Milter on sniper
#3 - White Genocide
if this team manages to live to the end of the season they'll probably make top 4, their players are all top open to low/mid IM
players to watch: akemi, pastel
#4 - Simian Aggression
since swapping to their mains and picking up shining star and retrodavid this team has been doing much better in scrims, it'll be pretty surprising to see them outside of the top 4
players to watch: shining star, q, GATORLAD
#5 - ebsikl noises
the mikemat open friend team returns. they have some pretty solid players and when ebsikl eventually joins their team they'll probably rank higher on the list
players to watch: spades, fallkinghammer, mikemat pyro
#6 - toaster in the bath
forming kind of last minute this team doesn't have as much time scrimming together as some of the other teams, but they have a solid base of players that have some open playoffs exp as well as being friendly players. should be able to improve as the season goes and make up for lost time
players to watch: ashley, zaboomafoo
#7 - carrier penguins
returning for their 4th season now, carrier penguins have plenty of exp playing together. this season they made some roster adjustments by swapping nightfaul and bilbert and picking up vanitas on scout. hopefully after making these changes they'll have their strongest season yet
players to watch: nightfaul, vanitas, floyd
#8 - 5head
another newly formed team, 5head features players you would only know if you're still playing faceit. this team has some pretty strong DM across the board and the potential to place much higher after developing their synergy and game sense a bit more.
players to watch: nygma, dogo, randomcookie
honorable mentions: hugs and kisses, enjoy freezing, my team (sorry i broke the rules)

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i just woke up an hour ago

it reallly do be like that sometimes

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You Too Panda_RaceCar37 :D !

yeah 4 players on this roster have won open previously, 4 players have won IM previously, 3 players have invite experience, 5 players have IM experience. are yall really gonna sit here and be like "yeah this is fine"

i am afraid

does anybody know when we figure out what map we're playing in our matches, i remember there was talk about making it so that they tell you earlier or something

2 days before

u dont need an alt to call out the jm team dont worry

I mean, fuck, do we have a choice? Not like I can just walk up and go "hey fuck this my dudes" and just have the problem go away. I just hope it takes until r2 playoffs for my team to fight mainclassing sandbaggers.

ebsikl better not be joining this team...

The joke is that you’re going to cut him

we can not change the future alex...

We can't do anything besides let scum be scum. If only there was a way to fuck with them in matches or something.

just got cut whats up

the season didnt even start yet, i just pb'd

John Milter: Open Player Extraordinaire

Goodluck to everybody but sibby this season

bro where is team good damage on the power rankings...

Downfrag

For context Tery & friends (Blanc) were in the driver's seat to win two maps and eliminate my team from playoffs last season. In spectacular fashion Blanc choked away both of those matches and lost 4-5, 4-5.

In round 9 of Snakewater Blanc held mid with even ubers. They opted to push into our 2nd with 75 seconds left uber vs uber. However, the push was blind and Blanc's combo had no idea where our combo was. Blanc's uber was garbo and they were lucky to even get the force. They then proceed to get rolled all the way to 2nd where 3 players on Blanc sellout to stop 2nd. Rather than just holding last with 40 seconds left 3 players from Blanc bleed on 2nd. The last point is capped with 15 seconds left on the clock.

In round 9 of Gullywash Blanc had numbers and position at mid after we lose a scout and both of our soldiers early. Alfa and I back out of mid and its essentially a 5v1 in favour of Blanc. Except for some reason Tery was by himself on the floor while his team is fighting on point. Tery gets picked off due to being isolated from his team and John goes for the long flank. Blanc at this point should know a scout is behind and it seems like SpaceCadet and sail know. The only reason I'm unsure is they somehow fail to lockout 1 scout from barrelling through Gully choke. Both SpaceCadet and sail die to John and they effectively lose mid and the game from there.

Had you won that match I wonder if everyone would have labelled you and your team the loser IM sandbaggers.

Here is the video recap if you don't want to read:
https://youtu.be/yPk6tJ1sIeA

I suppose you can close you eyes and put all the blame on the two evil sandbaggers for your loss. But if you never own up to your mistakes you never improve. Perhaps this is why you've played 14 seasons of open and never placed or why you're forever a low intermediate player on the easiest class in the game.

So to answer your query, yeah there is a way to "fuck with them". Beat us. We aren't even the best team in the division (that's the other sandbagging IM team "snore").

he kinda has a point...
jm also on soldier this season so i think people are overreacting