ESEA Open S30 Happenings/Discussion

#211

ayatollah

7 Frags – +

https://play.esea.net/match/14485064

M Y B O Y T I B B Y

https://play.esea.net/match/14485064

M Y B O Y T I B B Y

#212

siyo

Fireside Casts

0 Frags – +

g_g

#213

saf

5 Frags – +

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbztAo7W4AAm2bG.jpg:large

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbztAo7W4AAm2bG.jpg:large[/img]

#214

jetz

37 Frags – +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530936560195993621/540762517144862725/safrix_meme.jpg

[img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/530936560195993621/540762517144862725/safrix_meme.jpg[/img]

#215

saf

-21 Frags – +

i sure am sandbagging

#216

Maky

0 Frags – +

this open thread is in a depressing state...

#217

Gritoma

18 Frags – +

i am hereby opening the world's 1st (first) murkscribe rescue shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

every day in esea open, a murkscribe plays well and loses...
3,000 murkscribes were poached onto relevant open teams last year...
but for hundreds of other murkscribes, the offer came after the roster lock...
Hi, i'm Gritoma. Will you be the team leader to save a helpless murkscribe?
every day innocent murkscribes do big dpm, frag on the soldier class, and still lose in disappointing fashion...
and they are crying out for your help...
join the ospcm (Open Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Murkscribe) with a monthly gift right now, for just $8.99 a month...
you'll help rescue murkscribes from .500-straddling open teams and playoff futility...
You'll provide seasonal care... free premium, ubercharges, a flank, and most importantly... not getting bm'd in the open thread for playing with sandbaggers...
join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

a murkscribe that has been given a second chance at winning open, thanks to you...
without your help, murkscribes around the league might get picked up by newbiemix teams for next season...
don't wait. call or join online right now...

i am hereby opening the world's 1st (first) murkscribe rescue shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

every day in esea open, a murkscribe plays well and loses...
3,000 murkscribes were poached onto relevant open teams last year...
but for hundreds of other murkscribes, the offer came after the roster lock...
Hi, i'm Gritoma. Will you be the team leader to save a helpless murkscribe?
every day innocent murkscribes do big dpm, frag on the soldier class, and still lose in disappointing fashion...
and they are crying out for your help...
join the ospcm (Open Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Murkscribe) with a monthly gift right now, for just $8.99 a month...
you'll help rescue murkscribes from .500-straddling open teams and playoff futility...
You'll provide seasonal care... free premium, ubercharges, a flank, and most importantly... not getting bm'd in the open thread for playing with sandbaggers...
join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

a murkscribe that has been given a second chance at winning open, thanks to you...
without your help, murkscribes around the league might get picked up by newbiemix teams for next season...
don't wait. call or join online right now...

#218

dishsoap

-5 Frags – +

wait safrix ur really losing in open
cmon bruh

#219

mochi

2 Frags – +

Gritomajoin ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

can i have this picture instead?

https://i.imgur.com/NWISN8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[quote=Gritoma]join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png[/quote]
can i have this picture instead?
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NWISN8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[/img]

#220

Connie-

RGB LAN

-3 Frags – +

boxcarGritomajoin ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.pngcan i have this picture instead?
https://i.imgur.com/NWISN8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

you already have that one tho >:( ur defeating the purpose

[quote=boxcar][quote=Gritoma]join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png[/quote]
can i have this picture instead?
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NWISN8d_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[/img][/quote]
you already have that one tho >:( ur defeating the purpose

#221

Kami

-7 Frags – +

Alright the open thread needs saving so I'm going to be roleplaying as an ego player for a little while now, ok?

I actually don't understand how these sub open newbie mix ass cretins can even think they can step to the sheer glory that is my MID OPEN GAMEPLAY

Like what the fuck is even the point of those idiots playing this game if they can't match the skill of someone with thousands of hours and multiple years more experience than them that STILL PLAYS IN THE LOWEST DIVISION

What fucking morons, am I right? God, if only I knew more IM players, I'd be playing on one of the toxic IM teams by now so I wouldn't have to hang out with all of you SHITTERS down here in the open thread. My place in this div doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I don't play DM servers, don't play pugchamp, and don't demo review, we all know it's just about who you know. Except all of those other players, they just SUCK and will NEVER BE LIKE ME.

Alright thanks for coming to my nerd essay

Alright the open thread needs saving so I'm going to be roleplaying as an ego player for a little while now, ok?

I actually don't understand how these sub open newbie mix ass cretins can even think they can step to the sheer glory that is my MID OPEN GAMEPLAY

Like what the fuck is even the point of those idiots playing this game if they can't match the skill of someone with thousands of hours and multiple years more experience than them that STILL PLAYS IN THE LOWEST DIVISION

What fucking morons, am I right? God, if only I knew more IM players, I'd be playing on one of the toxic IM teams by now so I wouldn't have to hang out with all of you SHITTERS down here in the open thread. My place in this div doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I don't play DM servers, don't play pugchamp, and don't demo review, we all know it's just about who you know. Except all of those other players, they just SUCK and will NEVER BE LIKE ME.

Alright thanks for coming to my nerd essay

#222

GrapeJuiceIII

14 Frags – +

I am now going to be role playing as the white knight of the open thread.

Kami you are seriously such a sad human being, you fucking blow and will not be able to hold your own in IM. Every single pug I’ve played with you you’ve gone 12-26 with sub-200 dpm while constantly complaining that you’re “being baited”. :thinking: you seriously need to stop acting like a child and grow up

I am now going to be role playing as the white knight of the open thread.

Kami you are seriously such a sad human being, you fucking blow and will not be able to hold your own in IM. Every single pug I’ve played with you you’ve gone 12-26 with sub-200 dpm while constantly complaining that you’re “being baited”. :thinking: you seriously need to stop acting like a child and grow up

#223

The_Fridge

2 Frags – +

Vapejuice69 please leave the open thread alone

#224

GrapeJuiceIII

7 Frags – +

I’m still a retarded open player at heart

#225

Connie-

RGB LAN

2 Frags – +

GrapeJuiceIIII’m still a retarded open player

ftfy

[quote=GrapeJuiceIII]I’m still a retarded open player[/quote]
ftfy

#226

Spades

5 Frags – +

orange man bad

#227

jetz

4 Frags – +

Open threads been awful ever since the s27 crop of geniuses began polluting IM

#228

The_Fridge

8 Frags – +

jetzzzzzOpen threads been awful ever since the s27 crop of geniuses began polluting IM

Was that when catface told the open thread that he works at a winn-Dixie and is therefor morally on a higher level than us

[quote=jetzzzzz]Open threads been awful ever since the s27 crop of geniuses began polluting IM[/quote]
Was that when catface told the open thread that he works at a winn-Dixie and is therefor morally on a higher level than us

#229

Beelthazus

-7 Frags – +

pick me up on soldier/scout. this is where I belong

#230

mikemat

4 Frags – +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFQG7pwnZEw&feature=youtu.be&t=7

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFQG7pwnZEw&feature=youtu.be&t=7[/youtube]

#231

kyaa

3 Frags – +

can someone pick me up please i just got cut , demo main

#232

indra

3 Frags – +

i miss s27 bros...

#233

dishsoap

-7 Frags – +

yo guysss kami is like the next eprfectecion i hate NIGgas like that fuckjkk u kami fuck uuuuuu fuck....!

#234

Maky

3 Frags – +

Gritomai am hereby opening the world's 1st (first) murkscribe rescue shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

every day in esea open, a murkscribe plays well and loses...
3,000 murkscribes were poached onto relevant open teams last year...
but for hundreds of other murkscribes, the offer came after the roster lock...
Hi, i'm Gritoma. Will you be the team leader to save a helpless murkscribe?
every day innocent murkscribes do big dpm, frag on the soldier class, and still lose in disappointing fashion...
and they are crying out for your help...
join the ospcm (Open Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Murkscribe) with a monthly gift right now, for just $8.99 a month...
you'll help rescue murkscribes from .500-straddling open teams and playoff futility...
You'll provide seasonal care... free premium, ubercharges, a flank, and most importantly... not getting bm'd in the open thread for playing with sandbaggers...
join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

a murkscribe that has been given a second chance at winning open, thanks to you...
without your help, murkscribes around the league might get picked up by newbiemix teams for next season...
don't wait. call or join online right now...

this is the kind of brain cell killing material we need, nice work.

[quote=Gritoma]i am hereby opening the world's 1st (first) murkscribe rescue shelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

every day in esea open, a murkscribe plays well and loses...
3,000 murkscribes were poached onto relevant open teams last year...
but for hundreds of other murkscribes, the offer came after the roster lock...
Hi, i'm Gritoma. Will you be the team leader to save a helpless murkscribe?
every day innocent murkscribes do big dpm, frag on the soldier class, and still lose in disappointing fashion...
and they are crying out for your help...
join the ospcm (Open Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Murkscribe) with a monthly gift right now, for just $8.99 a month...
you'll help rescue murkscribes from .500-straddling open teams and playoff futility...
You'll provide seasonal care... free premium, ubercharges, a flank, and most importantly... not getting bm'd in the open thread for playing with sandbaggers...
join ospcm right now, and you'll receive this picture of murkscribe...

https://i.imgur.com/b4onncP.png

a murkscribe that has been given a second chance at winning open, thanks to you...
without your help, murkscribes around the league might get picked up by newbiemix teams for next season...
don't wait. call or join online right now...[/quote]

this is the kind of brain cell killing material we need, nice work.

#235

inkyyyyy

-5 Frags – +

https://youtu.be/xa1Zn6XrDlM

#236

ayatollah

4 Frags – +

murkscribe low key looks like the asian girl from scott pilgrim vs the world movie

#237

ether_

6 Frags – +

as an avid fan of past open threads can we get more edating or slicerogue drama please

#238

scratchh

1 Frags – +

KamiAlright the open thread needs saving so I'm going to be roleplaying as an ego player for a little while now, ok?

I actually don't understand how these sub open newbie mix ass cretins can even think they can step to the sheer glory that is my MID OPEN GAMEPLAY

Like what the fuck is even the point of those idiots playing this game if they can't match the skill of someone with thousands of hours and multiple years more experience than them that STILL PLAYS IN THE LOWEST DIVISION

What fucking morons, am I right? God, if only I knew more IM players, I'd be playing on one of the toxic IM teams by now so I wouldn't have to hang out with all of you SHITTERS down here in the open thread. My place in this div doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I don't play DM servers, don't play pugchamp, and don't demo review, we all know it's just about who you know. Except all of those other players, they just SUCK and will NEVER BE LIKE ME.

Alright thanks for coming to my nerd essay

not funny get better jokes bro

[quote=Kami]Alright the open thread needs saving so I'm going to be roleplaying as an ego player for a little while now, ok?

I actually don't understand how these sub open newbie mix ass cretins can even think they can step to the sheer glory that is my MID OPEN GAMEPLAY

Like what the fuck is even the point of those idiots playing this game if they can't match the skill of someone with thousands of hours and multiple years more experience than them that STILL PLAYS IN THE LOWEST DIVISION

What fucking morons, am I right? God, if only I knew more IM players, I'd be playing on one of the toxic IM teams by now so I wouldn't have to hang out with all of you SHITTERS down here in the open thread. My place in this div doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I don't play DM servers, don't play pugchamp, and don't demo review, we all know it's just about who you know. Except all of those other players, they just SUCK and will NEVER BE LIKE ME.

Alright thanks for coming to my nerd essay[/quote]
not funny get better jokes bro

#239

brick_

15 Frags – +

unpopular opinion: murkscribe isnt as bad as people think he is, hes a pounder

ps. if i get 5 upfrags i will pet my dog and call him a good boy

unpopular opinion: murkscribe isnt as bad as people think he is, hes a pounder

ps. if i get 5 upfrags i will pet my dog and call him a good boy

#240

Connie-

RGB LAN

-5 Frags – +

ether_as an avid fan of past open threads can we get more edating or slicerogue drama please

https://i.imgur.com/avCQd5e.png

i tried my best, but my best wasn't enough FeelsBadMan

[quote=ether_]as an avid fan of past open threads can we get more edating or slicerogue drama please[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/avCQd5e.png[/img]
i tried my best, but my best wasn't enough FeelsBadMan