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Your smoking story
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#91
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I smoked the pot once. I went absolutely batshit crazy! I couldn't believe it! I found myself driving 2 miles over the speed limit completely safe in my lane to the nearest McDonalds... After ordering my Big Mac, large fries and large Chocolate shake. I safely returned home. I watched some Southpark, ate some amazing munchies, laughed my ass off and slept like a baby.... I woke up the next morning covered in blood and realized my McDs run had been a bad dream. I actually was driving 100 miles an hour. Jumped a curb and killed two homeless people. I proceeded to toss them in my trunk. Brought them home. Chopped them up and ate em... Damn I really went crazy! I'll never smoke the pot again! It's the devils lettuce!

I smoked the pot once. I went absolutely batshit crazy! I couldn't believe it! I found myself driving 2 miles over the speed limit completely safe in my lane to the nearest McDonalds... After ordering my Big Mac, large fries and large Chocolate shake. I safely returned home. I watched some Southpark, ate some amazing munchies, laughed my ass off and slept like a baby.... I woke up the next morning covered in blood and realized my McDs run had been a bad dream. I actually was driving 100 miles an hour. Jumped a curb and killed two homeless people. I proceeded to toss them in my trunk. Brought them home. Chopped them up and ate em... Damn I really went crazy! I'll never smoke the pot again! It's the devils lettuce!
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#92
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My parents used to smoke when I was a child. Cigarettes, cigars, you name it. As a result, I was perpetually inhaling the secondhand smoke. It was disgusting. Many of the illnesses I’ve developed since were centered in the lungs, so I wonder..

Seriously, I envy those who grew up in a household riddled with nourishing foods/customs. Those who suffered the same fate as me, yearning for something nutritious so you don’t repeatedly feel/become ill. I give you my sympathy. It’s a recurring problem in modern-day society, children are introduced to bad habits through their parents. Luckily, I haven’t developed an addiction.

My parents used to smoke when I was a child. Cigarettes, cigars, you name it. As a result, I was perpetually inhaling the secondhand smoke. It was disgusting. Many of the illnesses I’ve developed since were centered in the lungs, so I wonder..

Seriously, I envy those who grew up in a household riddled with nourishing foods/customs. Those who suffered the same fate as me, yearning for something nutritious so you don’t repeatedly feel/become ill. I give you my sympathy. It’s a recurring problem in modern-day society, children are introduced to bad habits through their parents. Luckily, I haven’t developed an addiction.
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#93
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di2M-qvAVTI

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#94
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ScrewballThis one time i smoked a cigarette but then i got cancer and died. True story.dummphI smoked the pot once. I went absolutely batshit crazy! I couldn't believe it! I found myself driving 2 miles over the speed limit completely safe in my lane to the nearest McDonalds... After ordering my Big Mac, large fries and large Chocolate shake. I safely returned home. I watched some Southpark, ate some amazing munchies, laughed my ass off and slept like a baby.... I woke up the next morning covered in blood and realized my McDs run had been a bad dream. I actually was driving 100 miles an hour. Jumped a curb and killed two homeless people. I proceeded to toss them in my trunk. Brought them home. Chopped them up and ate em... Damn I really went crazy! I'll never smoke the pot again! It's the devils lettuce!

https://i.imgur.com/LaXhXf1.jpg

[quote=Screwball]This one time i smoked a cigarette but then i got cancer and died. True story.[/quote]
[quote=dummph]I smoked the pot once. I went absolutely batshit crazy! I couldn't believe it! I found myself driving 2 miles over the speed limit completely safe in my lane to the nearest McDonalds... After ordering my Big Mac, large fries and large Chocolate shake. I safely returned home. I watched some Southpark, ate some amazing munchies, laughed my ass off and slept like a baby.... I woke up the next morning covered in blood and realized my McDs run had been a bad dream. I actually was driving 100 miles an hour. Jumped a curb and killed two homeless people. I proceeded to toss them in my trunk. Brought them home. Chopped them up and ate em... Damn I really went crazy! I'll never smoke the pot again! It's the devils lettuce![/quote]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/LaXhXf1.jpg[/img]
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#95
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https://i.imgur.com/RxEm2Ms.png

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