Trump is a fascist Cheeto.
Biden is a republican running as a democrat and has dementia.
Bernie is spineless.

What wonderful options we have!

good take screwball !

[quote=ScrewB]Trump is a fascist Cheeto.
Biden is a republican running as a democrat and has dementia.
Bernie is spineless.[/quote]
it doesnt even rhyme

I stand with mustardoverlord and I will be voting for Bernie Sanders in November 2020

The fact that all the degen neets have the same political ideology tells me all I need to know. KAG 2020

I stand with Bernie Sanders and I will be voting for mustardoverlord in November 2020

[quote=bearodactyl][quote=trippa]this might be the dumbest take ive ever had, but I think trump might actually be the better choice if you want a progressive president asap (im not gonna vote for him or anything though)

after 4 more years of trump + another moderate losing the general, there’s a chance to get a real progressive elected in 2024, since electability concerns are more minor in elections with no incumbent. if biden gets elected that could be 8 years of him, and then 8 years of a republican swing after biden doesnt get anything done

of course 4 years of biden would be better than 4 years of trump, but it sets up american politics to continue being shitty for a long time[/quote]
Yea I'm gonna vote for biden anyways if it comes to it in the general, but I lowkey hope he loses so they will finally realize the 'safe choice' doesn't win elections when you have to inspire new people to get out and vote. Granted, I'm sure whatever happens they *will* blame it on bernie and anyone who voted 3rd party, and their collective cognitive dissonance will prevent them from ever admitting any fault of their own for alienating all of the young people who wanted Bernie.

My hope is that if he doesn't get the nomination, Bernie can at least talk with Biden and get him to shift his platform further left on certain issues at least. If we can get him to budge on tuition free college, or legalizing marijuana, or maybe $15/hr minimum wage, I can see Bernie getting the left to unite behind him. But the sad thing is this probably won't happen, ironically the exact people who use the buzzword 'unity' every other sentence in order to try and smear Bernie seem to be completely against compromising and uniting around core progressive policies.

The unfortunate thing is that Biden's record on TPP and cutting social security and voting for the iraq war (and on and on) is so bad that even if he claims to support whatever progressive policies Bernie gets him to, it will be a pretty hard sell. The thing with Hillary was at least people believed she would do some of the things she ended up claiming once they shifted the platform further left, and she was a woman so naturally she would fight for women's issues (whereas Joe said he thinks a woman shouldn't have control over her own body and roe v wade went too far....)

Hopefully enough people realize how dangerous Trump is that they don't let him win again, but honestly 4 years of Biden-supported fracking and lack of real mobilization to address climate change would potentially be worse for our environment and progressive issues in the long term, cause it would most likely follow with another republican in the future. Even if Trump can't run, he can endorse whoever does and campaign hard for them and pretty easily rally all of his supporters to get behind them. Moral of the story is young people need to get the fuck out and vote, disenfranchisement and voter suppression is a big obstacle but we have the numbers we just need to turn out. Hopefully we can avoid all these nightmare scenarios and not have to vote for either Biden or Trump lmao.[/quote]
bro im sorry but you cant drop a whole ass no-tldr essay and end it with lmao

https://voteforbernie.org/
haha oops i accidentally dropped a website that tells you how to register to vote
i sure hope no one registers to vote for no specific candidate that i'm thinking of
man it'd be so funny if you showed it to your friends and got them to go vote with you
haha

i bet if we made voting hip and cool/more spiteful young people could overthrow boomers

im good bro!

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I vote we expand canada

i don't trust any politicians i will be hiding in the wilderness to live out my life as a simple hermit

[quote=plusProton][img]https://i.imgur.com/cp5iAnF.png[/img][/quote]
why does this image make me so fucking sad

bernie is a spineless worm and he brought his failure upon himself bc he is naive and doesnt understand power and is afraid of confrontation

https://twitter.com/bideninsultbot?lang=en

[quote=indra]bernie is a spineless worm and he brought his failure upon himself bc he is naive and doesnt understand power and is afraid of confrontation[/quote]
do u want him to start a riot or something lol

[quote=tojo][quote=indra]bernie is a spineless worm and he brought his failure upon himself bc he is naive and doesnt understand power and is afraid of confrontation[/quote]
do u want him to start a riot or something lol[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqlu_BF-3Z8&

tfw the worst person you know is making a good point

im honestly just waiting for biden to announce that hillary is going to be his VP so all the libs and shit will lose their mind and make memes about how they're some power duo or whatever while she plans on how to suicide him so she can be the one in power

also
[quote=indra]bernie is a spineless worm and he brought his failure upon himself bc he is naive and doesnt understand power and is afraid of confrontation[/quote]
https://pastebin.com/AdM5pPmw

[quote=boxcar]
[quote=indra]bernie is a spineless worm and he brought his failure upon himself bc he is naive and doesnt understand power and is afraid of confrontation[/quote]
https://pastebin.com/AdM5pPmw[/quote]
literally nobody cares

if biden became president it'd prolly take him 3 weeks to realize he is the president

[img]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ES6JouiWoAEZb2c?format=jpg&name=large[/img]

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Bernie getting railroaded by the DNC? Shocker, it's almost like they did this exact same thing in 2016.

[quote=source]Okay I'm naive and stupid as fuck when it comes to politics but what if Biden picks Bernie as the vice president if Biden wins. Obama did this with Biden back in the 2008 election (Both Obama and Biden were competing for POTUS). I'm pretty sure Biden + Bernie would demolish Trump. I know both of their policies are vastly different but this is the only situation I can think where Biden beats Trump. If Biden doesn't pick Bernie as Vice President, he's obviously going to lose against Trump.[/quote]
you're right that did sound both naive [i]and[/i] stupid

[quote=tojo]
do u want him to start a riot or something lol[/quote]
https://i.imgur.com/r2Y2sqa.png

For real, this whole thing makes me feel sick. Even if this bumbling fucking idiot does manage to beat Trump this year, he's going to be so ineffectual and uninspiring that he's going to make 2024 the easiest win the Republicans have ever had. And they're not going with an idiot like Trump next time. It's more than clear that our country of dumb fucks is ripe for exploitation. They're "[url=https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/paul-ryan-keeps-it-family-kevin-mccarthy-russia-trump]a real family.[/url]"

Maybe I shouldn't, but I feel there's no way for this to end well anymore.

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/192874225990631424/688167136824524805/aab818227feb315426069e02d0165bc6-imagepng.png

Anybody considering not showing up to the ballot box on November 3rd should at least consider that there exists a [i]real[/i] opportunity to flip the senate. Gardener is toast in Colorado. Collins is fighting for her life in Maine. McSally is polling below Kelly in Arizona. Steve Bullock, the very popular former governor of Montana, is running for Senate there as well.

Even if Trump wins again, a dem senate and house render him absolutely nullified except on foreign policy. No more judges. He's a lame duck. Even if you despise Joe Biden and obstinately refuse to vote for him, I implore you to consider voting down-ballot to make McConnell useless.

I've never seen elderly people voting for someone that will cut their social security with such passion