best pub quotes

#1471

vecc

43 Frags – +

DEAD YOLO666 : I WAS AFK THE HOLE ROUND EATING A BOLE OF SERIAL

#1472

_Makkabeus

3 Frags – +

the man behind the laughter : free hong kong and i'll give you my dong

#1473

manik

-2 Frags – +

Nute Gunray : Furries should be made for food, like real animals
*DEAD* Kosher Salt #ProudTransphobe : i agree
Jarate : bro youre chinese???
razar was automatically assigned to team BLU
Nute Gunray : No jsut curious as to what aids tastes like

...what?

Nute Gunray : Furries should be made for food, like real animals
*DEAD* Kosher Salt #ProudTransphobe : i agree
Jarate : bro youre chinese???
razar was automatically assigned to team BLU
Nute Gunray : No jsut curious as to what aids tastes like

...what?

#1474

zaint

-1 Frags – +

Horseshoe Centrist : My dick is microsoft

#1475

antlers

Fireside Casts

11 Frags – +

pee soda: i would drag my balls over 7miles of broken glass just to hear miss pauling fart through the contracker

#1476

vecc

-2 Frags – +

WCJB| Fake Mr.Fish: dispenser goin up! (epic music plays)

#1477

bLa

28 Frags – +

tornadre compadre : how do ikick my entire team?
tornadre compadre : oh like this!
tornadre compadre left the game (Removed from match by system)

#1478

buud

-3 Frags – +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/470987237094326273/699275468452397087/20200413_171038.jpg

#1479

Traitor

6 Frags – +

Ma1B0YozoruS‎ : u just play like TF2 players...dont play CSGO if you dont respect this god game

#1480

niko

18 Frags – +

DarkShad0www : Thats going in my fragmovei... hehehe

#1481

DomoCatFace

38 Frags – +

Tosicak : are u from team ascent?
ImTrash™ : too many pros lol
Lexeroid : far from pro bro
Lexeroid : trust me
Just trying to pub and getting roasted

#1482

MozzarellaFireFox

14 Frags – +

Literal Duck : just cuz u have an australium scattergun doesn't mean you have game sense ok??
Captain Zidgel : ok
Captain Zidgel : gamesense
Captain Zidgel : on turbine
Captain Zidgel : sweet
*DEAD* space_gaming : turbine requires a lot

#1483

messiah

5 Frags – +

*DEAD* Dad Rock Deluxe : did you just uber a tele
*DEAD* Dad Rock Deluxe : absolute gamer

#1484

zanda

27 Frags – +

pant_shitter435 : pant_shitter435

#1485

zanda

-2 Frags – +

third worst player in the world : If I kill you with the classic, you are legally bad.

#1486

himari_tf

3 Frags – +

DEEEYEWHY : how are we getting own by scout?

#1487

delete_my_account

8 Frags – +

.

#1488

deca

19 Frags – +

pablo.minecraft.2005 : !renk

#1489

huge_hubris_guy

-6 Frags – +

Once on a game of 2fort
*DEAD* OwOster: Selling feet pics for 2 ref
(me): Too high, sell them for 1 ref
Owoster: Selling feet pics for 2 ref
(me): I told you, no deal at 2 ref
Owoster: Fine, selling feet pics for one ref
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Give them for free
Owoster: No I am selling them
pootis: I'll buy them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: FUCK YOU GIVE ME FEET PICS
ziffnab: Every day, we stray further from god's light

Also one time a guy named The Spanish Inquisition joined as demoknight and went on like a 6 killstreak and every time he said "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" and I killed him eventually and he goes
*DEAD* The Spanish Inquisition: They somehow expected the spanish inquisition
(me): lol
The Spanish Inquisition has left the server (Disconnected by user)

Once on a game of 2fort
*DEAD* OwOster: Selling feet pics for 2 ref
(me): Too high, sell them for 1 ref
Owoster: Selling feet pics for 2 ref
(me): I told you, no deal at 2 ref
Owoster: Fine, selling feet pics for one ref
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Give them for free
Owoster: No I am selling them
pootis: I'll buy them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: FUCK YOU GIVE ME FEET PICS
ziffnab: Every day, we stray further from god's light

Also one time a guy named The Spanish Inquisition joined as demoknight and went on like a 6 killstreak and every time he said "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" and I killed him eventually and he goes
*DEAD* The Spanish Inquisition: They somehow expected the spanish inquisition
(me): lol
The Spanish Inquisition has left the server (Disconnected by user)

#1490

MozzarellaFireFox

1 Frags – +

(playing pubcomp)
mints : nooooo not 5cp
mints : lol
An uncrustable is a ravioli : would you rather comp turbine
*DEAD* Contraceptive : yes
◢Luna☽◤ but Brokering : yes
mints : honestly ea

#1491

zphr

13 Frags – +

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE SPY & SNIPER : invicible asshole denoman

#1492

jemond

10 Frags – +

Webbieratom sups.gg : WHY CAN'T I HIT ONE FUCKING SHOT I SWAER TO CHRIST I'M GONNA CHOKE A SEAGULL

#1493

zanda

2 Frags – +

funimationboy : @ZinKeit i am uh, seeking an e-gf
funimationboy : @ImErick i am uh, wanting a web wench
funimationboy : @ZinKeit i am uh, needing an e-queen
funimationboy : @Anti-lockdown conspiracy i am uh, fishing for a google gal
funimationboy : @Adam 1 i am uh, looking for a digital damsel
funimationboy : @zefur i am uh, requiring a pixelated princess
*DEAD* funimationboy : @Adam 1 i am uh, inquiring about an email female
funimationboy : @zefur i am uh, inquiring about an e-female
funimationboy : @Adam 1 i am uh, locating an e-she
funimationboy : @StoneGold i am uh, hunting an e-mademoiselle
Shadow The Hedgehog : im a 20 ft tall amazonian woman

#1494

nyk

-1 Frags – +

*DEAD* Lolypala : omg is that sans from smash bros?!!?!
Brasil : ha ha ha
Lolypala : omggggg
*DEAD* adt : hahahahahahaha
Lolypala : kys nerd

#1495

alec_

1 Frags – +

sharting cum out me gash!! has renamed their The Machina to poopy puffer??? YEPPEROO!!!

#1496

zanda

1 Frags – +

zachpeterson07 : how do i play engi?
zachpeterson07 : nope
zachpeterson07 : i onky =play snier
Hot Dog Delivery Service : Co=ck A_N_D B7a7l7l7 T0rcher

#1497

matttt

3 Frags – +

*DEAD* bummer : suck on my dog u slut

#1498

Gritoma

0 Frags – +

E.E. The Glitcher : CRITICAL MUSIC ACTIVATING NOW

#1499

creeproot

3 Frags – +

DEAD pocky : fuck you
Mister HARAM has earned the achievement Iron Kurtain
DEAD pocky : rope yourself

#1500

niko

0 Frags – +

chief kief : doge says noo