TF2 players are expected to be late, but never so late that they would make a team two weeks into the season!
Dorsia is the brainchild of the American Psycho yomps, who just left froyotech in a quest for some action. From there, he assembled a crew of ex- Ascent players from the victims of Invite's roster rodeo and a couple of retirees.
yomps does a Season 29 and makes a new team out of boredom. (Photo by Ness "uberchain" Delacroix and Jasmine "Jasbutts" Ho)
yight and ash were on the original ah shie roster before it died after one match. zilly was looking forward to a season in Div-1 until jayhyunpae's departure threw a wrench in those plans. Finally, marmaloo and cookiejake were dragged out of retirement to round out the roster.
When asked for a statement, yomps began soliloquizing.
In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square." A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Hey, Grant!
zilly gave a little more insight into the team's formation.
yomps killed my advanced team by having jay replace him on froyo
then yomps killed my pug scrim by turning it into a team for a whole season
and yomps will kill my team in a week when he decides he misses grant
luckily agents Skeez and Jay are ready.
At Dorsia sits a table for six, featuring the party of:
- Scout: yomps
- Scout: yight
- Soldier: ash
- Soldier: zilly
- Demoman: marmaloo
- Medic: cookiejake
(zilly says, "Soldier roles are a thing of the past.")