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i'm tired of pretzels
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#1
-63 Frags +

not the food
i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk.
they are twisted like a goddamn pretzel,
and they cant untwist themselves
they are so salty that the only thing that can make them feel better is by getting me client side muted, or banned.

instead of trying to make me eat my words and kick my ass in game,
they cry to other pretzel admins, who are lazy and only want to cater to shitty players who are looking for some bullshit social experience on a fucking video game.

i wasn't aware this was myspace, i didn't know this was tumbler or some other social media website where other losers gather to suck each others dicks after a hard day of work at there shitty minimal wage job.

admins should be preventing players from hacking, or using exploits and perhaps other in game elements that could effect a players ability to play the game.

instead, we have admins who don't understand that all they need to do is tell a player to grow the fuck up and client side mute someone if they dont want to listen to trash talk. if they don't take it heart and don't believe its true, then that would be the end of it. sadly, 90% of them are bad this game and take everything i say to heart and get twisted like a salty little buttmad pretzel.

they are bad and admins need to stop catoring to them
fucking pretzels
fucking
pretzels.

not the food
i'm talkin about buttmad players and admins on community servers who get so twisted by shittalk.
they are twisted like a goddamn pretzel,
and they cant untwist themselves
they are so salty that the only thing that can make them feel better is by getting me client side muted, or banned.

[b]instead of trying to make me eat my words and kick my ass in game[/b],
they cry to other [i]pretzel admins[/i], who are lazy and only want to cater to shitty players who are looking for some [b]bullshit social experience on a fucking video game.[/b]

i wasn't aware this was [i]myspace[/i], i didn't know this was tumbler or some other social media website where other losers gather to suck each others dicks after a hard day of work at there shitty minimal wage job.

admins should be preventing players from hacking, or using exploits and perhaps other in game elements that could effect a players ability to play the game.

instead, we have admins who don't understand that all they need to do is tell a player to grow the fuck up and client side mute someone if they dont want to listen to trash talk. if they don't take it heart and don't believe its true, then that would be the end of it. sadly, 90% of them are bad this game and take everything i say to heart and get twisted like a salty little buttmad pretzel.

they are bad and admins need to stop catoring to them
fucking pretzels
fucking
pretzels.
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#2
6 Frags +

getting shittalked isnt fun.

(most) ppl play videogames for fun, not competitively

getting shittalked isnt fun.

(most) ppl play videogames for fun, not competitively
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#3
41 Frags +

You seem a little salty yourself.

You seem a little salty yourself.
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#4
32 Frags +

these pretzels are making me thirsty

these pretzels are making me thirsty
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#5
20 Frags +

http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/2512363.jpg

[img]http://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/2512363.jpg[/img]
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#6
5 Frags +

I'm confused.

Is there a server called Pretzels?

I'm confused.

Is there a server called Pretzels?
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#7
-13 Frags +

guess i'm just tired of dealing with pretzels, salty little pretzels.

guess i'm just tired of dealing with pretzels, salty little pretzels.
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#8
-12 Frags +

2098, team interrobad, the gravity dong
bunch of fuckin pretzels
salty little pretzels

2098, team interrobad, the gravity dong
bunch of fuckin pretzels
salty little pretzels
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#9
25 Frags +

THIS THREAD IS NOW HUMAN PRETZELS

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/162/a/d/Human_Pretzel_by_ZeekNyne.jpg

THIS THREAD IS NOW HUMAN PRETZELS

[img]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/162/a/d/Human_Pretzel_by_ZeekNyne.jpg[/img]
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#10
13 Frags +

http://djvoldemorte.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/human-pretzel.jpg

[img]http://djvoldemorte.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/human-pretzel.jpg[/img]
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#11
23 Frags +
i wasn't aware this was myspace

uhhhhhhh what year are we in

[quote]i wasn't aware this was myspace[/quote]

uhhhhhhh what year are we in
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#12
-15 Frags +
bobbygetting shittalked isnt fun.

(most) ppl play videogames for fun, not competitively

you must be a pretzel

[quote=bobby]getting shittalked isnt fun.

(most) ppl play videogames for fun, not competitively[/quote]

you must be a pretzel
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#13
9 Frags +

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7aJRvUqx4o8/Tsc8ONQjBeI/AAAAAAAAAqE/kaceejF_o8Y/s400/thumbnail-3.aspx.jpeg

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7aJRvUqx4o8/Tsc8ONQjBeI/AAAAAAAAAqE/kaceejF_o8Y/s400/thumbnail-3.aspx.jpeg[/img]
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#14
-10 Frags +
defyi wasn't aware this was myspace
uhhhhhhh what year are we in

https://myspace.com/

[quote=defy][quote]i wasn't aware this was myspace[/quote]

uhhhhhhh what year are we in[/quote]

https://myspace.com/
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#15
9 Frags +

Don't you talk shit about pretzels

Don't you talk shit about pretzels
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#16
3 Frags +

future you sound like a pretzel

future you sound like a pretzel
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#17
17 Frags +

I feel like "pretzels" is suppose to be a key word to activate some secret agents within the TF2 community.

I feel like "pretzels" is suppose to be a key word to activate some secret agents within the TF2 community.
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#18
-10 Frags +
redrocket4future you sound like a pretzel

its a struggle not turning into one of them
its a struggle

[quote=redrocket4]future you sound like a pretzel[/quote]
its a struggle not turning into one of them
its a struggle
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#19
13 Frags +

http://api.ning.com/files/244li5ASSVStzjVfSlmc0qqLz*Jz4K6EpxsKu*n9bOh7qAelThlCub0D62I8umH-RTO34M5zi6Xosha3PfmAAiXPnrkqY8qp/HumanPretzelLogo.jpg?width=500&height=500

[img]http://api.ning.com/files/244li5ASSVStzjVfSlmc0qqLz*Jz4K6EpxsKu*n9bOh7qAelThlCub0D62I8umH-RTO34M5zi6Xosha3PfmAAiXPnrkqY8qp/HumanPretzelLogo.jpg?width=500&height=500[/img]
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#20
19 Frags +

http://expressingmotherhood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pretzelcrisps_flavors-1.jpg

Real talk though, these are the bomb

[img]http://expressingmotherhood.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/pretzelcrisps_flavors-1.jpg[/img]

Real talk though, these are the bomb
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#21
7 Frags +

If you are acting like a dickhead you shouldn't be surprised if people treat you like one.

Don't get salty about it.

If you are acting like a dickhead you shouldn't be surprised if people treat you like one.

Don't get salty about it.
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#22
0 Frags +

Tired of pretzels? Buy something from nuts.com

Tired of pretzels? Buy something from nuts.com
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#23
7 Frags +

Trashtalking makes you seem worse than the people who you are trashtalking...
You sound like an arrogant cunt <3

Trashtalking makes you seem worse than the people who you are trashtalking...
You sound like an arrogant cunt <3
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#24
20 Frags +

http://my.loudclick.net/Sites/5732/WWW/Assets/Images/bread/softpretzels3.jpg

Dude I fucking love soft pretzels

[img]http://my.loudclick.net/Sites/5732/WWW/Assets/Images/bread/softpretzels3.jpg[/img]
Dude I fucking love soft pretzels
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#25
3 Frags +

stop catoring to them

stop catoring to them
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#26
huds.tf
24 Frags +

Alright everyone

http://i.imgur.com/GG6h9iM.png

Hop in

Alright everyone
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GG6h9iM.png[/img]
Hop in
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#27
-2 Frags +
prangIf you are acting like a dickhead you shouldn't be surprised if people treat you like one.

Don't get salty about it.

Was that an intended pun?

@OP: Seriously, just play the game and respect your opponents. They're more likely to help you down the line if you need it.

[quote=prang]If you are acting like a dickhead you shouldn't be surprised if people treat you like one.

Don't get salty about it.[/quote]
Was that an intended pun?

@OP: Seriously, just play the game and respect your opponents. They're more likely to help you down the line if you need it.
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#28
24 Frags +

http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198028005808

http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198028005808
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#29
13 Frags +

thanks john

thanks john
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#30
16 Frags +

np

np
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