degenerates like you belong on a cross

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shuckle fucks

Hey, Joe_Shroe was kind enough to go through and organize all of the sizzlingstats if anyone wants to peek through them

UPPER BRACKETS ROUND 1
Cafe Monster vs the Cum: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587284
Board Game Players vs BLANC: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587277
Sparklami Glob vs Ducksauce: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587275
Dunk Masters vs Samurai Code (team listed as Drunk Masters but I'm sure their name is Dunk correct?): https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587274
Ford Gaming vs Yarn Legacy: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587286
Esport Athletes vs GUTTER BAZOOKA II: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587281
King's Crew vs Brogade Brawlers: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587279
Street Hoops vs Big Dongs: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587276

UPPER BRACKETS ROUND 3
Cafe vs Board Game: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587289
Ducksauce vs Dunk Masters: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587283
Ford vs GUTTER BAZOOKA: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587292
King's Crew vs Street Hoops: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587287

UPPER BRACKETS ROUND 4
Cafe vs Ducksauce: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587300
Ford vs Street Hoops: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587301

SEMIFINALS
Cafe vs Ford, Map 1: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587308
Cafe vs Ford, Map 2: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587314
Cafe vs Ford, Map 2 golden cap: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587318

FINALS
Cafe vs Ford, Map 1: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587347
Cafe vs Ford, Map 2: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587348
Cafe vs Ford, Map 3: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587350
Cafe vs Ford, Map 3 golden cap: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587352

LOWER BRACKETS ROUND 3
Dunk Masters vs Big Bongs: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587303
Board Game vs Esport Athletes: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587304
King's Crew vs Sparklami: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587302
GUTTER BAZOOKA vs BLANC: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587294

LOWER BRACKETS ROUND 4
Dunk Masters vs Board Game: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587312
King's Crew vs GUTTER BAZOOKA: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587306

LOWER BRACKETS ROUND 5
Street Hoops vs Board Game: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587319
Ducksauce vs King's Crew: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587315

LOWER BRACKETS ROUND 6
Board Game vs Ducksauce: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587325

LOWER BRACKETS ROUND 7
Cafe vs Board Game: https://sizzlingstats.com/stats/587344

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Gaming motives

Personality

woke up this morning throwing up and with a temp of 97.3, can confirm those bathrooms were a mistake even in an emergency

one of my favorite people at LAN, worth a tryout! good player to boot

added

no one brought crayons to LAN and honestly, kinda upset about it.

really tragic to see this news :( seen what's been going on with his mental state the past month or so via twitter and been really worried, rest in peace.

LFT medic

https://rgb-lan.challonge.com/RGBLAN4TF2group/groups group brackets are here if anyone wishes to see them; I will be sifting through the brackets and sizzlingstats in the next few weeks and updating liquipedia with factually correct LAN information

I'd imagine that's the plan seeing as valve announced they're stopping adding new medal models to the game. The RGB3 medals are actually kinda sick and don't have any 3 specific branding on the model so should be fine but that's just a guess

Entropy, bubbzi, Bobby, snarken & freddo - you guys gave been my main support network for 5 years and at last Unpharohs have united on lan. You guys have my back no matter what and are the reason I got up in the morning through a lot of high school. Y'all proved you got my back no matter what when I broke down in tears and you immediately hopped on production with no experience or working knowledge of the hardware setup. Truely heroes to me, y'all are.
Murkscribe - being a fucking boss observer with 15 mins of traiing and explanation; don't take my frustrations about you dipping the wrong way, you aren't obligated to help and I was anal about production stuff with you and my frustrations were much more rooted in hardware issues; still love ya a million and had a fantastic time Friday night with you
TheFragile - despite having to not only run the largest tf2 tournament at RGB yet with 18 teams (POGGERS) you got shit done, especially having to also run CSGO. Seriously, nick cannot receive enough praise for what he does to make the wheels spin for tf2 at rgb
ArmedGamer/Steve - thank you for being there for me at my lowest point at LAN and helping me through it; your advice and empathy is heartfelt and genuine and I'm glad I get to work closely with you every lan :)
Silva/Dave - despite now being a dreamhack big-boy lan staff, you still did everything in your power to make this RGB epic and damn did it deliver. Next lan things can only go up, hoping I can improve the broadcasts and get some more hands on deck to make our broadcasts really shine
Cytalis/Mike - huge props to this man for putting on a kick-ass speedrunning event on Saturday and chatting whenever we saw each other for the most part
Nurbey :3c - thanks for being really cool and nice to me despite me being a neet when it comes to NA organizing, and thank u for being comforting just after I started breaking down. Sorry that's how you got to meet me at lan ;)
Sandblast - you kicked ass at ur first lan and were super chill about inviting me to the Ford party/letting me sleep on your floor, very much appreciated. Had a chill time that night and you were really cool to chill with
Bear - you are one of the most hilarious people, love your sense of humor and you're a staple of the n e e t g a ng I've come to anticipate seeing again each lan. Here's to hoping we can chill more at insomnia
Meyy - was sad I didn't talk with you more over the weekend, but had a great time chilling with you the time I did talk. Hope next lan we can spend more time chilling
Yerb & saam - you guys were super chill to smoke with and talk to at the party, and very friendly to me. Thank you again yerb for paying for my burger, meant a lot to me
Aquila - the man, myth and legend once again knocks an RGB grand finals cast out of the park. Can't wait to cast with you again, maybe next lan we do some more as well? ;)
FrickMyNick - the other half of the GF duo and a staple of the Dunk cjerk, you are always an absolute blast at lan. Thank you for comforting me before grands with shiny and bilbert, you stopped the LAN blues from setting in early
Dreamboat, eepily, and eXtine - thanks very much to you three for showing up and carrying the first leg of the cast. I genuinely don't know what I would have done without you guys holding shit down early on.
Ire and bleghfarec - you guys worked pretty hard on helping me get info and organize getting articles written for LAN, was super appreciated and you guys put out quality articles
TonyMan - thanks for keeping Liquipedia updated like a homie, as well as reviewing my wiki updates frequently
Yuice - fun to party with and also still impressed you got any sleep on sat night, that chair looked hella uncomfortable
Lucrative - thank you for bringing me water and offering to bring me anything if I needed. Now RGB 5 Luc map test pugs when???
Raisins, & Weiner - being top tier epic volunteers for LAN as well as and chill gamers, unfortunate that I didn't see y'all more this weekend
Azion & ChaseDuck -thanks for giving me more opportunities to make it in our quote channel on discord ;D had a blast talking when I got the chance
DubThink - thanks for helping make servers run for pugs and matches through the weekend. Unfort that Munky wasn't here too. Also cp_chads experimental test pugs sounded lit as hell, didn't play but watched a bit in my downtime
BIG - shoutouts to my fellow CNY TF2 gamer, one of these days we will have to meet up again before lan.
Makkabeus & redshirt - got to have a miniature reunion with my combros in my first full esea season, was a heartwarming experience.
Lewd - thanks for coming up and chatting on Sunday and getting me a button from the convention. Was a really kind gesture. how do we get Vinny to stream tf2 sooner rather than later

If I am forgetting literally anyone I feel terrible, but I haven't slept since Thursday other than passing out on the Ford Gaming hotel floor for a few hours and I need to sleep, like, yesterday

I love you all
I'm not crying you're crying

gg rats on acid, fun game