It's good to see Europe trying to keep up with NA shitposting.

Totally. That's why halal and kosher meats are getting protested too. OH! or the ban on Foie Gras that's everywhere in western culture -- that's a thing, right?
Totally dude, really well educated. Great GED.

While this statement is 100% true. I think the majority of the disgust comes from the idea that they're eating dogs, which wasn't uncommon at all for a lot of the world until recently.
Formally, the country has not banned the eating of dog, but has banned similar festivals. The townspeople seemed to have barely known about the festival at all, meaning it is definitely a minority. There IS a cultural meaning to the eating of dog during this specific time (something about staving off a shitty winter). While I really love the nonchalance put into your post and the sarcastic, clearly intelligent because I can make a mediocre counterpoint vibe throughout all of it, the final sentence seems to miss that the crime and the festival are separate. The theft of the dog from a household is separate from the cultural aspect of that. While the festival may spark the theft, similar to the holidays increasing theft in America, that is no reason to ban the event as a whole.
Similarly, assuming we're pro-dog torture simply because we don't see the point in intervening in every countries business is pretty retarded. While I don't think this festival is a good idea, and don't support the act in general, I'm not gonna sit there and expect China to enforce this solely because a bunch of people don't want it to happen while it is not against their laws. If they want to enforce it, they can change their laws, however, we are being imperialistic in expecting this to change, we are forcing some sort of cultural force upon an country that is struggling to figure out it's own moral code. If you think that's a good thing, that's fantastic, but I don't believe it will warrant anything other than issues in the future.

Thank you.

(nothing)

Read the article, it still is:

We don't question how every animal in the western world is treated, yet hundreds of documentaries describe it thoroughly, and similarly we treat our food like shit. Similar to what mustard said, I would be MUCH more concerned about the hunting of endangered species in China that is nearly unregulated, as well as their lax animal cruelty laws overall. However, dogs are not intrinsically viewed as ONLY pets in that area. We have pet pigs\goats\birds in the Western World and don't question eating them. You are, without a doubt, imposing European cultural standards on to an area that does not abide by them.

It still represents the simplest methodology of handling multiple universes in tandem with Chaos theory.
If you're going to oversimplify it, yes, it does complicate it. But oversimplification is a problem in thought.

What about the awful slaughtering of Tanuki?
Have you seen those things? Adorbs.
Oh wait, somebody could say we're doing that cultural appropriation bullshit by imposing our cracker-ass culture onto their historic festivals.

How does multiple worlds violate Occam's Razor?
In the event that different times can exist it is the simplest solution. It's the only answer that doesn't become so confounded and abstract since all events create multiple worlds. You seem to be confusing psuedo-scientific bullshit in the realm of metaphysics.

Don't mention Donuggies though.

Demos do nothing as well, different situations adding far too many variables.
I understand your point, but it IS effective for post-ban alts and you're a moron for assuming otherwise.
also, stop green-texting you mouth-breathing mongoloid

Idiots acting like the majority of people using alts are smart enough to change IPs
I understand why it isn't technically proof, but it is a good auto-deny.
if a single use of the same ip is enough to mark you as an alt I want new admins
Go ahead, volunteer for the position. I beseech thine perfect logic in identifying how idiots in this game hack.
Here's a great article on how your decision making process is actually going to work. Like all heuristics-based systems, it will have errors, those are also your job to fix.
However, in time you'll learn to call a fish a fish until you can prove it's a dolphin.

Cyzer still plays tf2

has anybody else gotten the balls to try if this isn't disgusting?
He might be on to something.

Meme-hatred is a meme (^:
Get meme'd