SmallWavesPyro is a class that has been retooled to function as a middle finger to the other 8 classes.
You're going to double jump? FUCK YOU AIRBLAST
You wanna bomb? FUCK YOU MINICRIT REFLECT
You wanna use your weapons and not gib yourself or die to afterburn or a chip shot? FUCK YOU WE'RE EATING SPLASH FOR TWO NOW PRAISE ALLAH FOR +FORWARD
Wanna Heavy Uber in? FUCK YOU GONNA WASTE AROUND HALF OF IT ON ME M2 IS HARD LIKE USING CORNERS WHICH MEANS YOU'RE A TOUGH CLASS TOO
Hiding behind a level 3? FUCK YOU FLARE SNIPE FLARE SNIPE OH SHIT I ACTUALLY REFLECTED SENTRY ROCKETS THIS TIME oh a mini YOU'LL GET YOURS SOON
Think you can outrun me, Medic? FUCK YOU POWERJACK TOTALLY NEEDED TO MAKE ME 1% BASE MOVEMENT SPEED SLOWER THAN AN OVERDOSE MEDIC WITH FULL CHARGE
Scoped in? FUCK YOU FLARE SNIPE FLARE SNIPE FLARE SNIPE FLARE SNIPE THE FLARES NEVER END
FUCK YOU SPY. FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR. FUCK YOUR HOPES. YOUR DREAMS. YOUR ASPIRATIONS. YOUR LOVED ONES, WHICH MEANS FUCK YOU SCOUT AGAIN.
All of the irritation of Heavy, but with none of the sloth, and the worst part is that Pyro isn't even a very good class despite all of the unlocks making it xXx_CRITMASTER_420_xXx because to DM and put out burst it needs to be in your face while classes like Scout, Soldier, and Demo can two or three shot it while remaining outside of flame and airblast reach. While flame reg is crap and the particles have to travel, airblast range is absurd, instantaneous, and vague unless you actually bother to look up or test the radius.
Airblast radius is not a cylinder, but a Goddamn BOX, meaning he can still reflect spam that is fired to the far left or right of him (radius is approx. five Pyro player models wide).
That is the most anal-pained post i have ever read.