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#68 Can someone tell me why everyone hates pyro in TF2 General Discussion
SmallWavesPyro is a class that has been retooled to function as a middle finger to the other 8 classes.

You're going to double jump? FUCK YOU AIRBLAST
You wanna bomb? FUCK YOU MINICRIT REFLECT
You wanna use your weapons and not gib yourself or die to afterburn or a chip shot? FUCK YOU WE'RE EATING SPLASH FOR TWO NOW PRAISE ALLAH FOR +FORWARD
Wanna Heavy Uber in? FUCK YOU GONNA WASTE AROUND HALF OF IT ON ME M2 IS HARD LIKE USING CORNERS WHICH MEANS YOU'RE A TOUGH CLASS TOO
Hiding behind a level 3? FUCK YOU FLARE SNIPE FLARE SNIPE OH SHIT I ACTUALLY REFLECTED SENTRY ROCKETS THIS TIME oh a mini YOU'LL GET YOURS SOON
Think you can outrun me, Medic? FUCK YOU POWERJACK TOTALLY NEEDED TO MAKE ME 1% BASE MOVEMENT SPEED SLOWER THAN AN OVERDOSE MEDIC WITH FULL CHARGE
Scoped in? FUCK YOU FLARE SNIPE FLARE SNIPE FLARE SNIPE FLARE SNIPE THE FLARES NEVER END
FUCK YOU SPY. FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR. FUCK YOUR HOPES. YOUR DREAMS. YOUR ASPIRATIONS. YOUR LOVED ONES, WHICH MEANS FUCK YOU SCOUT AGAIN.

All of the irritation of Heavy, but with none of the sloth, and the worst part is that Pyro isn't even a very good class despite all of the unlocks making it xXx_CRITMASTER_420_xXx because to DM and put out burst it needs to be in your face while classes like Scout, Soldier, and Demo can two or three shot it while remaining outside of flame and airblast reach. While flame reg is crap and the particles have to travel, airblast range is absurd, instantaneous, and vague unless you actually bother to look up or test the radius.

Airblast radius is not a cylinder, but a Goddamn BOX, meaning he can still reflect spam that is fired to the far left or right of him (radius is approx. five Pyro player models wide).

That is the most anal-pained post i have ever read.

posted about 11 years ago
#50 Can someone tell me why everyone hates pyro in TF2 General Discussion
TaggerungInstead of the pyro being based around skill based gameplay and thoughtful player input.
Its focused around weapons and buffs that give the class incredibly stupid and unnecessary stat boosts. People love the class because they think they are playing well while in reality, they are just playing a class with stacks and stacks of ridiculous stat buffs.

Lets do a rundown of all the things that keep getting stacked onto the class
- You can airblast 10 times before running out of ammo
- The airblast cool down rate was decreased in a patch back in 2011
- You can control enemy movement with an airblast, which you can use 10 times
- You can reflect enemy projectiles and cause them to deal 35% more damage...which you can do 10 times
- You can switch weapons 65% faster. Because switching weapons was really hard before.
- You can deal 90 damage on targets that are on fire with the flaregun, good thing you can control their movements and switch weapons 65% faster.
- You can deal a full crit on burning targets with the axtinguisher, lets make it easier with that 65% faster weapon switch.
- Reserve Shooter does 35% more damage on airborne targets, and gives you a 15% weapon switch speed.
- Scorch Shot has a larger radius to set people on fire with the explosion, because hitting people with the flaregun was too hard before.
- Detonator gives the pyro flarejumps just because.
- Phlogistinator gives you back full health and gives you crits
- Powerjack gives you a 15% movement speed increase regardless of health, and gives you 75+ health. Stack that 65% faster weapon switch on there too.

Does anyone actually remember when pyro was an ambushing class? Because back then you actually had to think to play it.

I agree with a great amount of your post. Lets go back to the days when you got +50 health and free crits being behind somebody.
Those were the days.

On a side note, half of pyro unlocks are shit. The other half are overpowered. like beyond degreaser, flare, powerjack and axtinguisher, you're wasting your time with an unlock.

posted about 11 years ago
#4 That medical mans. in Recruitment (looking for team)

Info on the team: Silver team, experienced players, some new players

Players:
Scout-Fightmaster: Perfect for pushing carts
Soldier- Jake n Shake: Newer to the game, but shows potential
Pyro - Me: A fiery little fuck, I'll be making some calls
Demoman - Rhetorical Anarchist: Kids got some pills
Heavy - Twilit lord: Master of all things heavy. I saw him toss a sandvich to jesus once.
Engie -Potentially Candlestick, also available
Medical Man -
Sniper - Top Doge: Kid's fucking incredible
Spy - Tallhorse

Most of the team knows what we're doing, we have a relatively new solly, but he'll get it fast enough.

posted about 11 years ago
#1 That medical mans. in Recruitment (looking for team)

My Highlander (silver division) team is looking for a medical professional.
NO DEGREE NECESARY

Qualifications needed
-Stock and Kritz Mediguns
-Ubersaw
-Express heals
-Know what advantage is and how to get it
-The jukes
-at the very least an ugly as sin loadout

Ways to contact us
My steam.
This thread.

Contact information
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DrPloxo

Looking for a reliable mofo with some serious mode game face shit, but not a rage prone ass; that's my job.

posted about 11 years ago
#89 banned still in Off Topic
phobiaDrPloxoThe point was, he kept trying to evade the ban. Which is silly in the first place. So yeah, he gets a longer ban.

Not really sure where the problem here is
You dont understand that he got a 9 month ban for evading and he's been banned for 2 years.. do the math boyo

I don't know if ban evasions happened in that time. I only know that, from the thread, he tried multiple times during his first ban.

posted about 11 years ago
#82 banned still in Off Topic

The point was, he kept trying to evade the ban. Which is silly in the first place. So yeah, he gets a longer ban.

Not really sure where the problem here is

posted about 11 years ago
#77 banned still in Off Topic
Mikeikeikeikeikeike2 years after his ban mgib, comes back is polite then gets trolled by tf2 players. guess everyone in prison should get the death penalty no chance for reform, kill 'em all. saves our tax payer dollars.

Of course, if they try and leave the prison, they get more time in the prison.

posted about 11 years ago
#49 Powerjack update -> pyro viable in 6v6? in TF2 General Discussion

It is, at best, situational. Roamer or scout are probably the only really viable options for most teams and with most people's laughable pyro DM (easy class heh), it's probably not going to change the situations you use it. One notable thing is that quick-fix completely neuters the normal time when pyro is viable (airblasts don't work against it, so stalling on lasts with it isn't happening, I know I saw an IM team try it against mangachu's team, so that MAY be new information). Like grape said, there are times that it could work with a solid strategy and bit of teamwork behind it. It is an ambush class by design, so you can't really expect it to hold flanks particularly well. It has more viability with the pocket, much like it does in highlander. It can definitely be an asset in full-time QF teams since it can stall ubers (letting your pocket focus things a little better) and deflect kritz projectiles.
Overall, try it against your competition in scrims. You'll have your answer if you try it out.

posted about 11 years ago
#6 Welcome back, folks! in TF2 General Discussion

Some butthurt low-open aspie shit totally did the DDoS. Calling it.

posted about 11 years ago
#38 the legend of marty in TF2 General Discussion

This guy has a sub button. What's your excuse?

posted about 11 years ago
#22 the legend of marty in TF2 General Discussion
BenroadsIf he gets killed by a pyro his stream chat literally hunts down the person and harasses them

He's entertaining for bad spy mains, i guess.

posted about 11 years ago
#17 the legend of marty in TF2 General Discussion

"Div 2 is like . . .silver"

posted about 11 years ago
#1049 THE GREAT TF.TV CHALLENGE in Off Topic
mustardoverlorddjcya that picture's much worse than the one where we can see the crumbs and tree branches in your amish-style neckbeard
ive yet to see you post anything here

That'd ruin the illusion we all have of djc.

We just naturally assume you have a merlin-esque neckbeard.

posted about 11 years ago
#37 HRG LAN Fundraiser in TF2 General Discussion

I don't know why people were stupid enough to think this wasn't going to inevitably happen. We knew HRG and Trihards were going to lan week 5. We had 3 (4, kind of) teams that were questionable in going to lan, only 1 of them without a means to get there as far as we knew (unless Klanana was planning on covering that). Maybe AG had that issue too, but i figured they had it covered. Top Guns seemed to be in the runnings at that point and who knows what would happen there.
It seems asinine to attack a team when you knew it was coming.

posted about 11 years ago
#238 i46 documentary in TF2 General Discussion
fosterwait guys i think you're missing the whole point here...

Who is "June"?

IM demo, autistic arguer, pedant.

I actually don't remember, but i thought june played demo

posted about 11 years ago
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