SchweppesWell there goes my Sunday. What am I supposed to watch now, Fifth Gear?
Assuming your profile's national flag is correct, you can spend a little more time cultivating your sex offender's moustache and perm, and perhaps pause from making chocolate just long enough to wave the Germans through on their way to Calais.
You're a victim of an internal power struggle at the BBC, but think of it like Belgium's place in international politics - an insignificant pawn in far larger and more important countries games.
As for what to watch, do they give this Flemish subtitles? http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006ttc5. Or alternatively a thrilling game of "Shit yourself rich" is surely available locally