Apparently I'm the only one.

Riot pays for the top teams to compete. Not sure if they were paying for this kid, but they clearly want to disincentivize childish and overly negative behavior. They'd rather have their game represented like Starcraft, where the vast majority of players refuse to talk trash.

Top esports players with no filter for their mouths will see consequences of that. You can't walk into your classroom or office and start verbally shitting on someone nearby without consequences. Same goes for esports. Consequences in this arena can include revocation of (or disqualification for) sponsorships and other monetary incentives to play the game.

Edit: He wasn't banned for one instance of shit-talking. RTFA. He was banned after brazenly ignoring 9 attempted disciplinary actions.

Is clank the new defy, only with dessert instead of girl butt?

Occupy Invite

99%b4nny
99%cyzer
99%lansky
99%shrugger
99%taggerung
99%shade

MAN UP AND MINUS FRAG ME

Then where are all the minus frags? The OP ought to reflect your deep disappointment.

http://i.imgur.com/7GF6K.png

I don't know where the team got their name, but this was on r/funny today.

what if i'm casting

Or she had been long dead. It didn't say she died while he was out at the gas station.

Or maybe, since we're on a morbid tack, the woman in the car looked like his wife but was actually a creepy midget wearing her skin as a suit, and he had been for days without him noticing.

"A man and a woman were driving in their car"

"his wife was dead"

Nowhere does it say that the man and woman in the car were married. So either the woman is the stranger that the riddle mentions (which doesn't really make sense because he made sure nobody was in the car, you'd think that might include the woman herself), or the idiot left his sunroof open.

Getting someone to help me isn't a terrible idea, but I have to park pretty far from the office. Like, walk through 2 office buildings and 2 skyways to get to the parking garage. Pretty big hassle for most folks.

And Kalkin I don't have access to an X-ray machine right now. Doctors don't like wasting their precious X-rays on boxes for some reason. They must have a limited supply of them.

....Got it delivered to my office at work. It's a big box with lots of sound equipment, probably very heavy. I want to take it home with me tonight (maybe I should just ask Stultus for advice).

Problem is, my foot hurts due to chipped toenail, both knees took a whacking, and even my thigh is pretty bruised because I fell off my bike yesterday. I dunno if I can move this fucking thing.

Plus I think Foster might be trapped inside it... I have no way to be sure. What do I do?

hehehehe dumps

24k views.

I wanted to cry that I don't have any vids that surpass that, but then I checked and it turns out I do have exactly one: Mixup v Quantic with 26k.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJvtXaLXjAE

But due to humanity's unending propensity to beat dead horses until the bones are dust, the hype didn't end.