You see I just think that this has to much room for error.
1. Fake babies haven't really become more realistic, mainly due to them starting to look freaky, this then means you'd have to use a real baby.
2. You don't say what happens to the baby, do you still hold the fake baby? If so then surely the authenticity of said baby will be raised when the baby is not crying and when you are close proximity of the target. It would surely be crying if not then she would assumed that the baby has died.
3. How can you arrange further dates if your phone is broken? I think it'd be cooler if you throw your phone to the girl so that you may have a chance of touching hands when she returns it to you.
4. I think it would be good if you wore a tank top that has "TAP OUT" written on it. Then before jumping in to the water you can take your top off to reveal the fact that you could possibly be an ALL STAR MIXED MARTIAL ARTS FIGHTER THAT LIFTS HEAVY OBJECTS FOR RECREATIONAL PURPOSES IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT.
Please respond to my queries and improvements, I am well experienced in getting girlfriends as I have 7 girls on my steam friends list and they are very loyal to me when I need a pocket medic in casual.
Many thanks,
Christopher William Parker