OK mesr, I didn't want to have to do this, but you made me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VZcpA33Cq8

Yeah, OK, let's just positively reinforce his behavior then. That's not retarded.

oh rofl

Yes. You can. You're more than welcome to. That's the point of what I was saying. It seems pretty hypocritical to resort to my stance when you disagree with it, however.

Wait, are you serious? So explain to me why you're supposed to leave a person's personal life out of what you say about them when their personal life is almost entirely tied to the tf2 community, and not to mention not personal? I'm sure there's shit that goes on in his life that no one but him knows about, but that's because he doesn't share it with the community. That's his "personal life." And of course, no one shits on him about it.
Besides, if you do shitty things, you should expect to get shit on by people for it and everything else you do. The idea that there's some arbitrarily sacred realm of "things" that someone can't be made fun of for is ridiculous. Especially when the same kind of prudence isn't practiced by b4nny himself.

you know what's also kinda mean? b4nny constantly being a huge asshole in pugs, and everywhere else.

b4nny dates Lauren. Lauren cuts b4nny, picks up clockwork. clockwork takes b4nny on as his cuck because they're both on the same team while this is happening.

Hey, my main man b4nman! I'm still looking for an answer to this question.

http://i.imgur.com/pyyuwR2.png

That's why they call me The Champ, baby!

HE'S A GOOD'N!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdRyqrpVAAAhoQC.jpg:large

RIP, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU KILLING. EVERYONE HATES YOU BUT I DON'T.

http://i.imgur.com/qryxEBa.png

http://i.imgur.com/emM3RDm.jpg

I'm not really sure what you're implying by asking if I'm taking a piss. I'm sorry you disagree with me, and your experience is different from mine. Thanks for linking those downloads, I'm sure I'll find them helpful in the future.

These are the languages I've learned over the years, and my experience with them.

• Java - might be your easiest route. It's also what I learned to program with first. You can just download a simple editor to compile and run console applications. And it'll just work. JGrasp is a good example of a really basic editor that won't confuse you with all the crazy components
  
• C++ or C# - are comparable to Java, but (I think) are slightly less accessible. Can easily cause issues for newer programmers because you can (from time to time) run into compiler errors that won't make any sense. Anything relating to them usually comes with the expectation that you're using Visual Studio. And, although it might not really matter to you now, Microsoft's documentation is fucking awful. However, I can't stress enough how important I think it is that you learn about "pointers." Java doesn't have pointers, (can't remember if C# doesn't either) but C++ and C# do. They're a concept you should know if you're a programmer.
  
• Visual Basic - Very, very simple. Very easy to learn. But the language is so simplified that it hides some of the important things you can do in languages like Java and C++. So you may not get the kind of general introduction to programming that lets you branch out to other languages. Comparable to Python in some ways, although I haven't done much python.
  
• JavaScript - Pretty simple language, about as difficult as any other common programming language. But it can be confusing because using it is a little more... involved? It's hard to explain what I mean. While some might disagree with me, I look at JavaScript as being similar to C in terms of having some required prior-knowledge. In other words, I think there are things you should understand and have experience with before you can start messing with either of them effectively.
  
• C - See what I wrote about JavaScript.

I can't speak on behalf of PHP, Ruby, or whatever else