dont worry its ok if theyr famous

Don't worry pankeyman I'm not going through a break up with a BKG. I was with a semi-BKG at one point and have been interested in many different BKGs but thankfully that is all behind me now.

Here is an example of BKG behavior on social media. Please note that this was not done ironically.

http://i.imgur.com/gu0KhD4.jpg

I do fukn love me some taco Bell god dayummmm

My dear competitive team fortress 2 community, I am here to warn my fellow gamers about the dangers of Korean girls named some shit like Grace or Helen. These girls may look like they're slightly more interesting than their equivalent white counterparts, but I must inform you that is anything but the truth. My theory is that Korean genetics amplify the effects of being basic. This can be modeled with the equation Basic=Korean(Pop music*Church)^2+business major.

Here are the steps to keeping yourself safe.

1. IDENTIFY
A basic Korean girl can be easily identified by using an object to cover her face. If she looks like a basic white girl while you're doing this you must avoid having a conversation with her. The uniform of a basic Korean girl is only slightly different from that of a basic white girl but they tend to go for a more monochromatic and athletic look. Be sure to keep an eye out for their nikes with pink highlights. If she is wearing uggs she was probably adopted and must be treated as though she is a high level basic white girl. If you are having trouble with identification, simply take note of your surroundings. If you are at a college campus, a Starbucks, or church they are most likely a BKG(basic Korean girl). If you are in a basement seeing a feminist noise pop band, they are most likely an art school Korean girl and you are free to approach them as soon as you learn their preferred gender pronoun.

2. FRIENDLY DISMISSAL
If they attempt to speak with you, be sure to quickly mention competitive team fortress 2, screamo, and anime. Be sure to do this as quickly as possible before they invite you to attend the christian-pop-country solo artist concert in your school's auditorium on Thursday night or the start of the year university club recruitment fair. It is very important that you do not say anything rude while you are trying to repel a BKG becuase they might have a sister or a friend who is an ASKG(art school Korean girl).

3. WAIT
In approximately 20 years Grace will be almost exactly the same but with a faint line across the middle of her forehead. While she probably won't be any more interesting than she was before, she will ripe for the picking as your second wife. If the two of you procreate, take the necessary steps to ensure that your female offspring don't succumb to their BKG genetics, as they are activated by exposure to Christian and educational environments. You can accomplish this by ostracizing her from society during her childhood by forcing her to listen to late 90s midwest emo bands and Japanese noise artists.

Pie hero
Cookielee

pokemonizepic

Idk mannn I just liked his name lol

Sonmychest, moonchild, sweater, tang (rest in peace)

None of them were ever considered the best at their class besides maybe sonmychest at scout 1v1s but for some reason theyve all caught my interest at one point or another.

take a pic cuz then there will be nothing to reverse image search :>

good job :>

That pyro idea could be really easily abused by trolls

Captain "myles" Fapping
Professor Enigma
ESEA 1-,15
10 October 2016

A Nerd Essay About Mashing Your Keyboard

I posted this on /r/truetf2 and got a really good response so I thought I may as well post it here too. There are plenty of threads and guides out there that will give you the typical advice about staying on the ground in scout 1v1s and abusing props and airstrafing when you're fighting soldiers. Those pieces of advice are great for new players, but they don't do much for the majority of people playing at an open level or above. The purpose of this guide was to share what I believe makes some scouts so much harder to hit than others even though it doesn't look like they're doing anything all that different. I know I'm not a 15 year old straight to invite TF2 prodigy who b4nny will eventually micro to first place, but I think I'm experienced enough to share some of my thoughts that may help you improve your game. I apologize in advance for the pseudo-intellectual bullshit contained in this nerd essay.

If you're looking to not get pooped on by other scouts the following should help you out quite a bit. Besides randomly changing the lengths of your strafes, the best way to make yourself harder to track is to constantly switch distances and your angle of movement relative to your opppnent. When you're moving parallel to their field of view, you appear to be moving faster than when you're moving at a diagonal. The closer you are to them, the faster you move from one side of the screen to the other. Obviously, you're still moving at the same speed in terms of the game, but from the perspective of someone trying to aim at a point on a 2d plane, you're constantly changing speed, which makes you more difficult to track.

One of the most important aspects to improving your scout vs soldier DM is understanding how to move in a way that puts the difference in reload/fire rate between you and your enemy in your favor. For example, if he shoots a rocket at you, you're going to know much longer its going to be until he can fire the next one. By putting yourself in the air as soon as he's ready to fire his next shot, you're forcing him make a decision between going for a risky direct and waiting for you to land for an easier shot. This is really useful when he's at low health and you know that if you jump you can kill him before you land. Someone on /rltruetf2 made a thread about countering scouts as a soldier, so here's what I wrote to him so you can get the other perspective.

From what I've noticed, soldiers tend to misplace the distance of their rockets more often than aiming too far to the left or right so constantly changing your distance from soldiers is really important. It also messes with their sense of your speed just like it does when you're fighting a scout. When a soldier is trying to aim at a spot on the ground, the further away the spot is the smaller it is on his screen. This effect is amplified the lower he is from the spot, and the opposite happens when he's above it. From the soldier's point of view, they ideally want to fire a rocket when you're close to them because its easier to aim at ground that's close and there's less rocket travel time to account for. You can take advantage of this tendency by moving forward right before he's able to fire another rocket and moving backwards right as he should be ready to fire it. If you do this correctly, He'll either aim too close to himself, miss, and potentially take self-damage, or he'll have to spend more time aiming his shot at a point that is more difficult for him to hit.

Thx for reading

No sarcastic posts about me yet thank god

ahh...1 in pink 1 in stink to help distribute the weight

stfu lets discuss the real issue here.

how do u even grab a woman by the pussy anyway? do u just make a hook with ur fingers and slip em in? Vaginas are pretty slippery so idk if that works very well. maybe u can use two fingers on each hand to pull them by the labia but if they're legal thats gotta be at least 100+ pounds stretching out the skin so i don't think thats a very good idea either :/

is mine okay to post

http://i.imgur.com/b8aZ1zn.png