capnnofapn
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SteamID64 76561197999215868
SteamID3 [U:1:38950140]
SteamID32 STEAM_0:0:19475070
Country United States
Signed Up July 27, 2012
Last Posted October 26, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Posts 2170 (0.5 per day)
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#1 Capnfapn lft s24 mid esea IM scout in Recruitment (looking for team)

EDIT:i wanna be a backup

Hello I am looking for a team to play on next season in ESEA intermediate as the scout class. I can play pocket and real man scout. I like to cap points.

Rules:
Be not shit
No BKGs

esea experience:
S23: played 2 wonderful matches as demo lol
The Cattle S20 Intermediate (6 matches)
The Cattle S19 Open (finally made playoffs woo! lmao)
slowbr0 S18 Open (8 matches)
Bait For Jesus S17 Open (1 match)
Gangstas With... S17 Open (7 matches)
Fraggs to Riches S13 Open (12 matches)
Classical Mixtape S12 Open (7 matches)

posted about 8 years ago
#14 #DMYourCrushDay in Off Topic

Erect message puggymunch

posted about 8 years ago
#23 Dating advice thread in The Dumpster

As the years go on my fetish not only grows stronger, but even more needlessly specific.

posted about 8 years ago
#7 Dating advice thread in The Dumpster

Its not about dl'ing porn so u can watch it, its about downloading porn to strengthen ur relationship

posted about 8 years ago
#1 Dating advice thread in The Dumpster
  • Don't date basic Korean girls
  • Put porn on your computer with pornstars that look like her so she can find it and feel good about herself.
  • if ur girlfriend is Asian download some white girl porn for her to find so she doesn't think ur a creep
  • The time between when u start dating and when she starts calling u daddy is proportionate to how not crazy she is
  • If u have an asian gf pretend u don't like anime and slowly start to gain interest as the relationship goes on. This way she will only blame herself for u being a weeb
posted about 8 years ago
#17 World Series in Off Topic

I moved to wrigglyville 2 months ago and now I have to deal with this shit whyyyyyy

posted about 8 years ago
#43 mute LFT roamer playoff open in Recruitment (looking for team)

:<

posted about 8 years ago
#7 Sex education questieon in The Dumpster
KingOfScrabbleis it true wemon feel weird when u touch there belly button? i touched my girlfreind once and she said it made her feel funny when i tocuehd her belly button

the female belly button is actually an erogenous zone. if you get her accustomed to natal penetration, she may even be able to have an orgasm o:

posted about 8 years ago
#19 PSA: stay away from these girls in Off Topic

dont worry its ok if theyr famous

posted about 8 years ago
#15 PSA: stay away from these girls in Off Topic
PankeymanI'm sorry to hear about the break up, dude. Just remember that no matter what girls come and go your status as a gamer will always remain untouched (unlike your sexual purity which has surely been dashed away henceforth)

Don't worry pankeyman I'm not going through a break up with a BKG. I was with a semi-BKG at one point and have been interested in many different BKGs but thankfully that is all behind me now.

Here is an example of BKG behavior on social media. Please note that this was not done ironically.

http://i.imgur.com/gu0KhD4.jpg

I do fukn love me some taco Bell god dayummmm

posted about 8 years ago
#1 PSA: stay away from these girls in Off Topic

My dear competitive team fortress 2 community, I am here to warn my fellow gamers about the dangers of Korean girls named some shit like Grace or Helen. These girls may look like they're slightly more interesting than their equivalent white counterparts, but I must inform you that is anything but the truth. My theory is that Korean genetics amplify the effects of being basic. This can be modeled with the equation Basic=Korean(Pop music*Church)^2+business major.

Here are the steps to keeping yourself safe.

1. IDENTIFY
A basic Korean girl can be easily identified by using an object to cover her face. If she looks like a basic white girl while you're doing this you must avoid having a conversation with her. The uniform of a basic Korean girl is only slightly different from that of a basic white girl but they tend to go for a more monochromatic and athletic look. Be sure to keep an eye out for their nikes with pink highlights. If she is wearing uggs she was probably adopted and must be treated as though she is a high level basic white girl. If you are having trouble with identification, simply take note of your surroundings. If you are at a college campus, a Starbucks, or church they are most likely a BKG(basic Korean girl). If you are in a basement seeing a feminist noise pop band, they are most likely an art school Korean girl and you are free to approach them as soon as you learn their preferred gender pronoun.

2. FRIENDLY DISMISSAL
If they attempt to speak with you, be sure to quickly mention competitive team fortress 2, screamo, and anime. Be sure to do this as quickly as possible before they invite you to attend the christian-pop-country solo artist concert in your school's auditorium on Thursday night or the start of the year university club recruitment fair. It is very important that you do not say anything rude while you are trying to repel a BKG becuase they might have a sister or a friend who is an ASKG(art school Korean girl).

3. WAIT
In approximately 20 years Grace will be almost exactly the same but with a faint line across the middle of her forehead. While she probably won't be any more interesting than she was before, she will ripe for the picking as your second wife. If the two of you procreate, take the necessary steps to ensure that your female offspring don't succumb to their BKG genetics, as they are activated by exposure to Christian and educational environments. You can accomplish this by ostracizing her from society during her childhood by forcing her to listen to late 90s midwest emo bands and Japanese noise artists.

posted about 8 years ago
#15 top 10 ethnic players in The Dumpster

Pie hero
Cookielee

posted about 8 years ago
#40 players you think are underrated in TF2 General Discussion

pokemonizepic

posted about 8 years ago
#87 old school in Off Topic

Idk mannn I just liked his name lol

posted about 8 years ago
#83 old school in Off Topic

Sonmychest, moonchild, sweater, tang (rest in peace)

None of them were ever considered the best at their class besides maybe sonmychest at scout 1v1s but for some reason theyve all caught my interest at one point or another.

posted about 8 years ago
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