border security is stronger towards the east

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thx admins for keeping the community safe 100 emoji

then why arent the viewmodels sideways????

indust u have the skin of a k-pop star.

a lot of newer scouts aim with their strafe keys which makes them really predictable. Its ok to use strafe aiming sometimes but getting better at actually aiming with your mouse will free up your movement and allow you to be more creative with your airstrafing and prop abusage. Since you said you're having trouble with airstrafing maybe you should play some surf maps to help you get the hang of it without the pressure of trying to hit your shots. Playing soldier against good scouts in mge/dm will let you see what it looks like when a scout is "hard to hit".

did you not list our roster because you think people wouldn't want to play with us? Fuck you pie_hero. You're walking to gxl now.

you'll never hear a roamer drop a med and say "med down" as calmly as xen. he is so good that he is incapable of impressing himself.

pie_hero

dont listen to my pie_hero youre way too good for newbie mixes.

https://mylesmoist.bandcamp.com/album/you-can-download-a-song-but-you-cant-download-a-gf-so-u-gotta-get-the-physical-media

it is my birthday and i recorded a song plz listen thank u. theres some other newer stuff that i uploaded awhile ago too.

he is good at shooting rockets where people are going to be,.

u can be friends with someone and not want to be on a team with them. its called getting friendzoned :/

ASIAN GIRL POWER RANKINGS/DATING GUIDE BY CAPNFAPN 2K15
1. japanese
Japanese chicks are the dream girls of nerds and dudes in shitty indie rock bands. having a japanese girlfriend is something to brag about if you're friends with otakus. They will usually tolerate your anime obsession as long as you make it clear that you dont like her because she reminds you of your waifu. Compared to the other brands of asian's japanese women seem to be pretty rare in the US. I believe that this isn't an issue of population, but that the weebs have forced them into hiding so they can save their hymens. If you're not a weeb it might be best to stop being friends with weebs because she may think ur a weeb too. sometimes japanese girls actually really do like anime so always make sure to stalk them on social media before you plan your attack.

2.korean
Korean women are incredibly physically attractive. They have perfect S lines and beautiful legs, but you have to be careful. Lots of korean women these days are getting plastic surgery so if you fuck up and knock her up you may have to pay $30,000 so your kids arent ugly as shit. If she refuses to show you her drivers license or any pictures of her as a kid you know shes had some work done and should never ever ever get her pregnant.

3. fillipino
Fillipino's are widely considered to the mexicans of asia. They're conveniently available online and tend to be pretty chill. even when they do go crazy its pretty funny because for some reason whenever fillipino girl's get mad the colonization comes out and they turn full blood mexican. If you're accused of having yellow fever when people find out about her pretend youre an ignorant american and thought she was latina. Another bonus is that if a future asian girlfriend asks if your last girlfriend was asian you can show her a picture and tell her shes venezuelan. if you say mexican its too obvious that youre lying.

protip: if u wanna do anal with her just bring it up to her as colon colonization. she will be down for sure.

4. chinese
having a chinese girlfriend is like catching a zubat. yeah you caught a pokemon but she's common as shit. Chinese women are great if you're looking for a stereotypical nerdy asian girl to cuddle with you and your tiny cock while you watch dragonball z re-runs but all of the actually hot chinese chicks are batshit crazy goldiggers and should be treated like the plastic korean women.

kevin is the cutest guy ever. i like his facebook because he is just so cute. he is good at bein an alpha male pocket soldier but i guess we made him hate that.