why are u saying mr. mustard its clearly mr. overlord show some gosh darn respect

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ennui

yes but that only lasts for 8 hours

thanks for the tips :)

this isn't true for multiple reasons

1. Space is fucking huge. If we saw a minor planet about to impact us it'd have to be so close that we realistically couldn't warn everyone before it hit for us to not be able to redirect it by ~.5% and still have it miss by a wide margin. Space is so big and the earth so small that even absolutely tiny changes in the path of the object would cause it to miss massively
2. multiple small rocks hitting is objectively better. Any explosion that would shatter a meteor would spread them far enough that most would then miss or be deflected. The few that hit would be much more degraded by the atmosphere (surface area to volume ratio wins again) and less likely to deal damage
3. we're pretty aware of most things that will approach earth in a reasonable time span. It is highly unlikely anything significant enough to actually threaten humanity would have been missed by now

these threads r fun cause u can see which tf.tv posters didn't get a degree

unban cloudmaker

this is a community that thinks calling someone a fag and a nigger is something that is only debatably bad
the people here are emotionally stunted man children who will amount to nothing in their life beyond menial middle management positions while they waste their days wishing they could leave 2 hours early to play more video games

Which are optimal? I feel like esdf is p much objectively better than wasd but idk any others

u guys are my friends :)

don't take an actual razor to your asshole that's asking for horrible things to happen
buy a beard/hair trimmer. They're like $20 and you can set them to 1/32" if you want a "basically shaved" look or leave some room if you don't. You also avoid razor burn

shaving yr asshole is amazing and a complete quality of life change. Every shit is fucking amazing and takes a single wipe
shaving yr armpits is great. you sweat less and dont stink much
shaving yr upper body is nice cause you look more swole
shaving yr lower body is alright. you look more swole but look kinda weird and its really noticeable when you get stubble

im flattered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asP6AY1cb6M
new thread rule
I don't have to do pushups if i have a video of me doing them in that post