The Omnipotence Paradox is a favorite of mine. If a being has the ability to do anything, then that means it has the ability to give itself a limit, therefore not actually being able to do anything, while still actually being able to do anything.
Another interesting one is the Grandfather paradox, where if you were able to go back in time and were to kill your grandfather, you would never have been born, but there you are, time travelling to the past to make that happen.
DexA gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is
actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the
man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
Do you know the reason Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? Because he uses the finest ingredients.