It's probably a sensitivity to something you're eating. it will cause bloating and swelling in the duodenum and lead to major issues down the road. I suggest a good food sensitivity test, which will run you about 150-300 bucks, sadly.

I think I can help you enjoy Badlands a little more as I personally love the map as a long time scout.

Problem - Cramped middle.
Answer - Be mobile, don't take one spot and sit there, look around at what's going on and if someone is about to jump you, either stuff them if you need to protect your demo/medic, or get out of the way and wait for them to land. Scouts should not clump up together or with the combo or you will take and bring spam to your team. You are there early to call the enemy position and clean up on any damage from your demo/roamer.

Problem -Horrible flank and only competitive map(?) with a resupply on it.
Answer - You just hold the flank and make sure they don't rush you on it. You don't "have" to travel through the flank, almost ever, unless you kill someone on flank or they retreat off the flank. For the most part you can just travel behind the combo through choke points. If you have mid, it's very hard for them to back cap you, if you don't have mid, just have the roamer check the flank through house as you move to mid. It would be wise as a scout to stay out of the house, period.

Problem -Cramped last
Answer - You can stay on the ground behind the point watching the front for snipers and avoid the uber fight until uber has run out. Then shoot people who fall down on the floor level. You also need to push the demo back if he tries to come in on the main door. In this position you will also get the jump on anyone that sneaks through the left bottom door (which your roamer or demo should be watching anyway). You want to have your scouts in play on last because it's so hard to push out of last. As soon as you win the fight on last the scouts rush the spire to cap. Your combo needs to push the choke with the demo. And the scouts can watch the grey bridge entrance for them cutting through the flank. your roamer should ideally stay on last. If your team is coordinated enough you can all push out, but that kind of just wastes time, it's better to leave the roamer and just rush point/choke with the other 5.

Problem -Nearly impossible to defend against a uber (uber vs non uber).
Answer - Like you said, get a pyro to stuff the initial uber and the other scout can sit on heavy in spawn and run to the opposite side of the incoming uber and get ready to support that high ground. Give your team somewhere safe to retreat and kite the enemy uber.

Problem -Cap time on last (fast).
Answer - I don't see this as an issue, I see it as a scouts dream. You can take advantage anytime you see a demo holding lobby or too far forward and you are able to get in the base. Just run to last as sneaky as possible. I've capped dozens of last points because the demo was a sleep at the wheel. Also, when holding them on their last you can clear the stickies off the point from the end of the hallway, both to see where their demo is as he puts them back, or to call if he's not putting them back and have a buffed roamer jump the point.

Hope this helps!

Found a team so I'm no longer looking. Thanks for the support and thanks to the people who asked me to trial with them!

That's a good way to describe it :)

bump and +1 for the best accent in TF2

Why would you shit-talk-troll your friend? Internet or not, that's not friendly banter, that's flat out insulting. And then you expect them to take it as a joke on top of it? With friends like these...

zowie seem to have the best sensor around right now with good build quality. I think it's your best bet if you're worried about random accel.

if you like the shape of the DA, then get the EC1-evo, if you find it a bit too big and want the same shape but smaller get the EC2-evo.

White version is glossy, Black version is felt. I found the white version much easier to grip and hold while playing.

haha thanks man

bump, available all week!

I'm giving this until the end of the week before I remake my team for all the people still looking. The deadline is way too soon this season!

so quickly to the 3rd page.. so many looking threads..

Maybe they needed to let some of that stuff out and don't have anyone to talk too in their real lives?

I don't drink, but generally I know people like to open up about stuff they keep hidden when they are inebriated.

You just made up a bunch of stuff and then told me not to bring religion into it. You're a huge hypocrite. No one said to run out and do crack, or that you have to be drunk to have fun. You even called me dumb after doing exactly what you asked me not to do. What does that make you?

His original post was "why do they do this to themselves", which is not just a genuine question, it's a bit of an insult as if to say they are automatically embarrassing themselves. So my counter point is, they are just having fun, they aren't hurting anyone, so let them be.

I had also edited out the first part of my post before you posted, so it's moot now.

Thanks man, and GL in your match tonight!

You only live once, try to have some fun while you're here.