i miss key and v3kz my little pinoy brothers

how much do i have to pay for the team to rename itself to whatever i choose

posting suicide memes on the internet almost cost me my job recently, don't let people link your personal information to your online presence if you can help it boys

beans and rice

1 can of red or black beans
1 cup of rice
1 can of corn
1/2 large onion
jalepenos or other peppers if you like them

cook the rice in your handy dandy rice cooker (if you don't have one of these you're an idiot but cook it on the stove instead i guess)

when the rice is nearly done, dice the onion and start cooking it in oil or butter with some garlic

drain the beans and corn and add those in with the diced peppers. toss in a bunch of cayenne and chili powder and then mix in the rice if you want to just keep the leftovers in one dish. salt and pepper at the end to taste

if you really wanna splurge you can cook up half a pound of hot italian sausage, set it aside, then cook the onion and garlic in the grease from that, then add the sausage back in near the end of cooking

makes like 2-3 meals for like 3 bucks if you don't add the sausage

huh

i put bdsm but i really only like femdom and specifically pegging

don't do drugs tbh

i would like to balance pyro by removing the flamethrower and giving him a lightning gun

i want the IM check and i deserve it because i'm a cool guy

chunkey aint win shit

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allergy shots cause autism

i never thought ruwin was that impressive on scout

shade's stream is unbearable

i mean that philly in general is fucking trash, like the city, the people, the sports teams

fuck philadelphia