https://i.imgur.com/a3EUXQi.jpg

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crate seems very sweet and also wears medic with flowers. apathy was a solid ultiduo pocket once. do not see where you go wrong here. :] good luck in your season!

this is an unnecessary and hateful thing to post. you should really reconsider whatever makes you think it's okay to say something like this to another human being.

Jer ranges from good to great at every class, and is indisputably The Philosopher of TF2. He's smart and has good comms. If he's not playing medic, he's going to do best on a combo class, because he just makes crazy plays when he is able to move with the confidence that he's healed up and his team is with him.

He's tremendously funny and a really spectacular person. If things aren't going so well within the team, he'll be a great person to talk to about it. He cares so deeply about people and wants to facilitate everyone having a good time. He'll also call you out if you're being a dumb ass (in a pretty nice way usually, unless things are really going downhill) which I think is a necessary voice to have on most teams.

Great player, great person, great friend. Can't go wrong with a pickup here. :)

moof has incredibly good movement and aim, great as a sniper off class, and though she may deny it at times, she has a really good sense of the game. every time i play with her, she is attentive and she calls what's going on around her. also excellent at playing heals and denying bombers.

she is being upfront about her "cons" in her post. when she's not feeling confident in her play she can really get stuck inside her own head and, in my experience, that will impact her comms more than her mechanical performance. because she's a vocal player, it's noticeable when she stops calling. i think she'd flourish on a team with other callers and a strong main caller who are also about building up rather than tearing down if things aren't going ideally.

i don't really think she's washed right now, but if she is, all ya gotta do is stick her in the dryer for a few minutes and you'll have yourself a clean, warm, dry moof, ready to frag.

not to mention, she is without a doubt the most genuine and kindest person in tf2. i didn't want to say that first because she's crazy good at the actual game which is really what's the most relevant. :) go moof!!

i tried an EU version today and got ~6 stanzas, but i couldn't make it work because i don't know the EU players well enough to weave in little jokes about them [*]

thanks for the kind words everyone :]

By Clement Clarke Feces

'Twas the pug before Cronjemas, when all through the geeb
Not a creature was speaking, not even Habib;
His stickies were placed in the bucket with care,
In hopes that St. Cookiejake soon would be there;

But sighguy was nestled all snug with his med,
While visions of top-heals danced in his head;
And BIG_MAMA in her 'kerchief, and laz in his cap,
Had just settled down for a stalemate's nap.

When lower in grass there arose such a clatter,
laz sprang out of saw to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Dropped unto the roamer and shot like Thalash.

Then Sigh on the comm of the now-fallen tojo,
Gave the call of a sac to known banny sub, Mojo.
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But an uncloaking spy, and a pop made in fear.

It was little old corsa, so lively and quick,
He knew in that moment the sac was a trick.
More rapid than eagles corsa's teammates arrived,
And sigh shouted at cookie, "You would have survived!"

"Now, DELPO! now, CORSA! now, HABIB and FAUST!
They'll cap two-" and yight chimed in, "We lost."
They fled back to middle! they retreated to last!
They were saved by an unlikely drop from sandblast.

The score was 4-4 and they needed to push
circa cried out to cookie, "move that little med tush!"
laz and tambo cleared lower, all the combo cleared right;
but in dropdown sat delpo, all dolled up as yight.

He was dressed like a scout, from his feet to his dome,
And he chuckled and cackled and grinned like the gnome.
He sauntered through dropdown, he shed his disguise;
And he backcapped the point, much to sighguy's surprise.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples - how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His fancy dress shirt was drawn up with a bow,
And the grin on his face was as white as the snow.

He joined blu team's channel; cookie cried, "that was luck!"
but sigh quit with a bitter, "you guys fucking suck."
and then tojo exclaimed, as he joined MGE,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GG!"

saaaaame. this match was in my first season of IM, was really close, AND had a golden cap. we went 4-12 that season so that win was a big deal for us!

i'm pretty sure tojo has dropped more of my ubers than anyone else in this game

https://clips.twitch.tv/DistinctHungryDiscUnSane

these guys are the best
i don't really know howard but he dropped 60 frags when he was ringing in a product match a week or two ago
christie pocket made a top ten plays of the month back in The Day :)

zheep is stylish, kind, and has a more impressive vocal range than mariah

his alar is strong as ramston steel

happy thank

it never really occurred to me until now that toothpaste before water was on the menu

Skye is Galadriel
sandblast and laz are pippin and merry