god fucking damnit

#1

stultus

25 Frags – +

So today I had this girl over for class office (planning for senior night), over a few hours ago. We were working on what fundraisers to have when randomly my dog came in. My dogs name is Kratos after the game God of War. So i started rubbing Kratos' tummy and calling him by his name. Katie asked me where I got the name Kratos and if it was a family name. And I said no its from my favorite video game. She said that one? And pointed to this massive poster of Kratos I have on my wall. She then made some excuse literally 5 minutes later that she had to go home for tutorin.

#2

Fox

2 Frags – +

do you have a thing for kratos, stultus?

#3

ScorpioUprising

cp_process, cp_metalworks

8 Frags – +

If dat bitch ain't down wit Kratos, den fuck er.

#4

VoodooChow

1 Frags – +

kratos over bitches

#5

kleinapple

6 Frags – +

It's good to know that with the high school soap opera genre dwindling, stultus is here to compensate with his episodic antics.

#6

tranchemusic

2 Frags – +

Next time try "guy from greek mythology"

She might think you are slightly less of a dork

Next time try "guy from greek mythology"

She might think you are slightly less of a dork

#7

w0rdup

7 Frags – +

gawds before broads

#8

Kalkin

6 Frags – +

Kratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust

#9

unknownuser123

0 Frags – +

KalkinKratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust

But then Zelos dies.

[quote=Kalkin]Kratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust[/quote]
But then Zelos dies.

#10

crumpet

0 Frags – +

copypaste stories so fucking good

#11

ShikiShiki

0 Frags – +

Is this the same girl from Calc class? ;D

#12

mustardoverlord

0 Frags – +

KalkinKratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust

yes please

[quote=Kalkin]Kratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust[/quote]

yes please

#13

Finn

1 Frags – +

that girl u talking to 4/10 wouldnt even talk too. Kratos, 11/10. bitches dont know about the god of war.

#14

DrPloxo

0 Frags – +

Should have just said "nah, i saw a crate of gyros, thought it'd be a cool name"

#15

yungsally

-10 Frags – +

a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.

a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.

#16

tooth

12 Frags – +

Saltysally1a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.

I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???

[quote=Saltysally1]a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.[/quote]

I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???

#17

LazyPanda

0 Frags – +

It'll work out sometime stultus don't worry

#18

Turin

5 Frags – +

I think I know the term....uh...It's rape, right?!?

#19

ulty

0 Frags – +

whats this 0-8 rejections?

jesus stultus sep ur geam up

whats this 0-8 rejections?

jesus stultus sep ur geam up

#20

reselect

1 Frags – +

toothSaltysally1a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.
I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???

it's called expedited friendship tooth

[quote=tooth][quote=Saltysally1]a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"

then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.[/quote]

I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???[/quote]

it's called expedited friendship tooth

#21

alfunkso

1 Frags – +

ScorpiouprisingIf dat bitch ain't down wit Kratos, den fuck er.

Not so easy as you can see

[quote=Scorpiouprising]If dat bitch ain't down wit Kratos, [b]den fuck er[/b].[/quote]
Not so easy as you can see

#22

Turin

1 Frags – +

Stultus, I'm somehow better with chicks than you and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm confused now.

#23

atmo

1 Frags – +

"Katie asked me where I got the name Kratos and if it was a family name."

You waited for her to leave?

"Katie asked me where I got the name Kratos and [b]if it was a family name.[/b]"

You [i]waited[/i] for her to leave?