So today I had this girl over for class office (planning for senior night), over a few hours ago. We were working on what fundraisers to have when randomly my dog came in. My dogs name is Kratos after the game God of War. So i started rubbing Kratos' tummy and calling him by his name. Katie asked me where I got the name Kratos and if it was a family name. And I said no its from my favorite video game. She said that one? And pointed to this massive poster of Kratos I have on my wall. She then made some excuse literally 5 minutes later that she had to go home for tutorin.
It's good to know that with the high school soap opera genre dwindling, stultus is here to compensate with his episodic antics.
Next time try "guy from greek mythology"
She might think you are slightly less of a dork
She might think you are slightly less of a dork
KalkinKratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust
But then Zelos dies.
But then Zelos dies.
KalkinKratos from Tales of Symphonia or bust
yes please
yes please
that girl u talking to 4/10 wouldnt even talk too. Kratos, 11/10. bitches dont know about the god of war.
Should have just said "nah, i saw a crate of gyros, thought it'd be a cool name"
a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"
then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.
then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.
Saltysally1a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"
then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.
I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???
then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.[/quote]
I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???
I think I know the term....uh...It's rape, right?!?
whats this 0-8 rejections?
jesus stultus sep ur geam up
jesus stultus sep ur geam up
toothSaltysally1a very simple excuse was in order, "long story (then smile), want something to drink?"
then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.
I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???
it's called expedited friendship tooth
then spike the drink and fuck her like she really wants.[/quote]
I think there's a term for that, can somebody help me out here???[/quote]
it's called expedited friendship tooth
ScorpiouprisingIf dat bitch ain't down wit Kratos, den fuck er.
Not so easy as you can see
Not so easy as you can see
Stultus, I'm somehow better with chicks than you and I've never had a girlfriend. I'm confused now.