the guy who overhypes all his picks and yells into the mic every time he gets an airshot

I love it when someone asks if their med popped and the person who did it always says, "I FORCED THE MED, IT WAS ME, I FORCED THE MED."

the guy who can't even get into open so he just pubs and plays mge all the time

;____;

the guy who is caught out of position, dies 1v3 and says "why isn't anyone with me?!"

That guy who adds whether they got an airshot into their comms.

"scout's airpiped"

-erick "rick" hewson

Bombs in on med while everyone is dead watching him, misses all rockets obviously.

MAN THE MEDIC IS SOO LIT. Aww man it's a shame nobody can capitalize.

the guy who calls his teammate's airshots
the guy who eats up comms by complaining about dying
the guy who eats up comms by apologizing for eating up comms
the guy who gets caught behind the enemy and pretends it was on purpose to distract them
the guy who messes up his scout rollout and blames the demo for colliding into him

man I have some issues

I always yell that everyone is 2 health just to watch everyone horribly fail

i have perfected this art. nobody can do this better than me.

the guy who thinks he's better than this teammates.

the stoner
the guy who shows up to matches 2 mins before they start
the guy who does 56 damage and calls "they're raped"
the stoner
the guy who never laughs
the guy who leaves mumble the second the match/scrim ends
the statwhore
the stoner
the guy that insists x weapon is better because they're desperately trying to change the meta for attention
the guy who can never rollout correctly
the guy who posts on tf2.tv asking if a new 120hz monitor is worth it
the guy who posts on tf2.tv asking if new 8 button mouse is worth it
the guy who posts on tf2.tv asking if a new $150 mechanical keyboard is worth it
the stoner
the guy who never watches flank
the guy/girl who messages you but doesn't respond when you message him/her
the guy that is wondering what hud that is like it makes a difference or something
the guy who always has computer problems
the guy who is perpetually lft

eating food at computer

the absolute worse thing. hearing people chew is the most disgusting thing ever.

I can relate

That one guy measuring skill in how good you do in MGE
Theres always one

The guy who makes a new post every week about how TF2 isn't professional for not allowing 120 FOV.

The guy who remembers his mge record vs every person he's ever played.

the guy who coughs/sneezes into the mic

the guy who doesn't take criticism at all and makes excuses for everything.
the guy who proceeds to explain why he did something wrong in the middle of playing when someone tells him he did something wrong which clutters comms.

the gamer guy who has more video games than friends

the guy who complains about reg

the guy who judges other team's skill by how good they are in pregame

the guy who plus forwards pre-push and dies asking, "where the hell is everyone?"

the guy who refuses to use push to talk so you can hear everything that's going on in his house

The guy that pre-game tryhards.
The guy that has to off-class at every opportunity.
The girl that gets mad when people find out she's a girl.

the guy that gets mad when people want to warm up in pregame

The guy who misses all his rockets and then rages at himself.
the guy who rages whenever there's a heavy even alive.
the guy who talks way too fucking much.
the guy who overreacts
the guy who goes in, dies and blames the team for not "following it up".
the guy who spams the comms whenever he actually hits a shotgun shot.
the guy who thinks he's insane when he FINALLY out dm's someone while he has heals and the enemy doesnt.

the guy who gets mad at playing bad then plays worse from being mad. a vicious cycle.

the guy that calls left right and right left

fuck im directionally challenged

I totally did that all the time