Body shot medics pls.

There is no cost to flash someone at the last 5% of your uber.

I was hoping for less obvious but useful tips. Tips that are cool and make you think "wow, I never thought about that". These are fine too.

also useful tips

morale has an e
login is a noun
'would of' makes no sense whatsoever

Dont Spy-check undisguised Spies

would of is something someone writes/types when they don't understand they're supposed to use the contraction would've

You're just more likely to take extra fall damage if you have your legs pulled in, because your character becomes shorter and falls further before hitting the ground as a result.

Yeah, I know why they do it. It's just depressing to see so many people do it :(

Disable VSync and remember to disable Windows Aero if you're on an ATI card with any kind of windowed mode. No, really.

Drink Dorito™ to get better.

You slowly regenerate any health you lose from drowning when you reach the surface again.

I did not know that

I think if you lose too much you only regain a certain amount but not the full amount.

taunt every time you get a kill, your opponents will think you're awesome
do the exact same things your favorite player does, you'll automatically become as good as them

As previously stated, you receive more push from hitscan and projectiles if you are crouching in the air, but it's also worthy to note that your hitbox is smaller while crouched.

Crouching or not crouching does not affect strafing, and neither does having your equalizer out.

As a soldier with gunboats, say you took a 1v1, launched high into the air and have less than 30 health, you can always shoot a rocket at your feet near the time of landing so you dont turn into a pancake.

But you have to pay attention, you might get airshot/juggled.

If you go straight up theres not much to do anyway

Does anyone know in what position YZ50 sits when he plays? Do you know how often he cleans his mouse? What does he eat on match days, and what type of meditation exercises does he do? I need to know this to be as good as him, I feel it can boost me all the way from UGC Steel to ESEA Invite in a matter of hours.

pls respond

Masturbation

always go for the airshot no matter what pyyyour says.

No thats what I do and I dont think its working.

While having left handed viewmodels does cause rockets to come out the left side of your screen, you are not allowed to flip viewmodels while in a server. you can only change it at the main menu. This prevents players from being able to exploit both right and left corners in a single game.

To expand on this:
After 12 seconds of being underwater, you are hurt for 5 damage every second you remain underwater (except for the first second, in which you take 2 damage instead of 5). you regenerate the health you lost from drowning at a rate of 10 health every 2 seconds. Going back underwater will pause the health regeneration. numbers are not class dependent.
(all data was gathered experimentally)

If you go huntsman sniper in pugs, you get insta-banned.

Airshots are only worth it if they explode or crater, if your medic still dies, you lose.

In mge, make sure to counter jump every single time. If the opponent has .111111 inch height advantage, counter jump again. Whenever you hear a rocket, counter jump again. Mge is about winning.

Hands free??

let your scout partner do tons of damage then jack his kills

Watching top players' stv/pov demos helps to teach you how to play the game better than any amount of mentoring. Don't wait on an invite player to accept your friend request to ask for tips and tricks, but instead go onto esea and download stv demos. It's essentially a video representation of everything they could tell you to work on.

Also tune into streams when players like pure analyze demos.

^ would help if STV's worked.