https://twitter.com/catbowcar/status/968981916664975363

"Hey, wanna go on a hike, maybe eat a chicken sandwich, cry at the top of the mountain with a stranger?"

I only tried it once and it worked so it's got a %100 success rate.

just show em ur nerd stars gets em every time

Hey baby, they call me the beggars bazooka because all you gotta do is Hold Fire to load up to three rockets and
Release Fire to unleash the barrage.

Also, I call my genitals Fire.

want a bucket of chicken ?!!1 ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

Hey baby, wanna kill all scout mains?

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hey i thought your profile was very visually appealing and thought we would get along

hey white girl ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

you play like a god add me please

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Dude i dropped the sandvich right behind u how the fuck did u die use ur fucking eyes !rep our heavy

How many upfrags on TFTV for you to go out with me?

hey
are you there?
sorry for bothering you but i accidentally report you on the steam admin for scamming me and also for having a duped items instead of someone else who decieve me before :(

bendover

hey girl do you main soldier?

cuz you just jumped into my heart

dmix?

You make me feel like I'm badlands last, finished in 2 seconds.

Baby are you from Syberia, because you're fucking shooting me behind the wall you laggy cunt.

I'll give you a night that LuckyLuke will remember.

1 for pugs

Billy "Billdozer" Brown, exactly what pickup lines have you been using up until now? Got any expert tips or advice?

Billy is a fraud he told me to comment the same thing as Scream arrest him immediately

He must be arrested and taken to jail

And then prison

I hope that THE BILLDOZER survives in prison but he needs to be punished

Immediately

b4nny

b4nny