pajaroHL playoffs UGC season 25. Third map, cp_steel, our medic crashed twice during setup time. Other team forced us to unpause the second time because only 1 pause per half is what they have to accept, so we didn't have a medic for like 5 minutes of our offense - which is about the average time it takes for offense to complete their push. we only had the A point by the time our medic made it back in lmao
this was going to be my answer. this was so bad.
[quote=pajaro]HL playoffs UGC season 25. Third map, cp_steel, our medic crashed twice during setup time. Other team forced us to unpause the second time because only 1 pause per half is what they have to accept, so we didn't have a medic for like 5 minutes of our offense - which is about the average time it takes for offense to complete their push. we only had the A point by the time our medic made it back in lmao[/quote]
this was going to be my answer. this was so bad.
my very first Highlander match was in Steel S14 on Ramjam. Our entire team other than our sniper(team leader) and I on medic decided it would be haha funny to force 7 players onto heavy. I don't think it takes much of the imagination to figure out that the match got forfeited. Needless to say our team died that night
my very first Highlander match was in Steel S14 on Ramjam. Our entire team other than our sniper(team leader) and I on medic decided it would be haha funny to force 7 players onto heavy. I don't think it takes much of the imagination to figure out that the match got forfeited. Needless to say our team died that night
open grand finals s23, goldfish decides to not show up for grand finals as our only pocket all season because presumably bear feared my demoman and paid him off. along with this kev our only other player on the roster refused to ring saying typical kev things like "nah nig you did this to yourself". so in turn we had to forfeit grand finals and from what tri said we are the only team in esea to ever do so
open grand finals s23, goldfish decides to not show up for grand finals as our only pocket all season because presumably bear feared my demoman and paid him off. along with this kev our only other player on the roster refused to ring saying typical kev things like "nah nig you did this to yourself". so in turn we had to forfeit grand finals and from what tri said we are the only team in esea to ever do so
I got to fulfill my role as backup for my team in a LAN qualifier match for Mad Men-AKA-nNn against Chess Club. Lost 5-4 on process, we had two backups including me playing this critical match because our pocket ragequit the game and another player ragequit over the other player ragequitting. And IIRC the other backup had to off-class because the only other option was to have me play soldier and I wasn't even that great at rocket jumping. We did well, played my best ever I think in that game. But lost, probably because effectively we had never really played altogether before like that due to really strange circumstances. And yea, team died after gg's.
I got to fulfill my role as backup for my team in a LAN qualifier match for Mad Men-AKA-nNn against Chess Club. Lost 5-4 on process, we had two backups including me playing this critical match because our pocket ragequit the game and another player ragequit over the other player ragequitting. And IIRC the other backup had to off-class because the only other option was to have me play soldier and I wasn't even that great at rocket jumping. We did well, played my best ever I think in that game. But lost, probably because effectively we had never really played altogether before like that due to really strange circumstances. And yea, team died after gg's.
AxiomaticDavyCI think we've all got a story about how come match day everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Try not to call anyone out I just want some good stories!
Back in 2013 I lost a highlander playoff match because our sniper decided to go to the movies instead of playing the match. (this was late 2013 so I suppose it may have been to see The Wolf of Wall Street?) This meant our pyro swapped to sniper, our heavy swapped to pyro, and our backup played heavy. All things considered we put up a good fight, but in retrospect what a sour way to end the season.
Could just @ me next time lol idc
Lol it’s all love brother hope you’re doing well
[quote=Axiomatic][quote=DavyC]I think we've all got a story about how come match day everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Try not to call anyone out I just want some good stories!
Back in 2013 I lost a highlander playoff match because our sniper decided to go to the movies instead of playing the match. (this was late 2013 so I suppose it may have been to see The Wolf of Wall Street?) This meant our pyro swapped to sniper, our heavy swapped to pyro, and our backup played heavy. All things considered we put up a good fight, but in retrospect what a sour way to end the season.[/quote]
Could just @ me next time lol idc[/quote]
Lol it’s all love brother hope you’re doing well
coyo_geezerin mid one of my players just disappeared and one was literally homeless so had to play with 2 subs for playoffs, lost a grueling 3+2gc map series vs the team that went on to win the div :[
also for our first official that season one of my players spilt beer all over his keyboard during our pregame -___-
This isn't really related to the thread, but through a lot of spilt beers and glasses of water, roughly 4 years ago I figured out that it happens 90% less if at all, if you always keep the beer/glass on the left side of your left(or on the outer side of your keyboard) hand.
Never keep the drink in between your hands. It's the demonic spirits possessing each of us that manipulate us to place the liquid holding objects between our keyboard and mouse hand, and satanic results, such as spilling it on your keyboard or mouse pad is bound to happen.
[quote=coyo_geezer]in mid one of my players just disappeared and one was literally homeless so had to play with 2 subs for playoffs, lost a grueling 3+2gc map series vs the team that went on to win the div :[
also for our first official that season one of my players spilt beer all over his keyboard during our pregame -___-[/quote]
This isn't really related to the thread, but through a lot of spilt beers and glasses of water, roughly 4 years ago I figured out that it happens 90% less if at all, if you always keep the beer/glass on the left side of your left(or on the outer side of your keyboard) hand.
Never keep the drink in between your hands. It's the demonic spirits possessing each of us that manipulate us to place the liquid holding objects between our keyboard and mouse hand, and satanic results, such as spilling it on your keyboard or mouse pad is bound to happen.
in playoffs round 1 last season vs gcl, my phone somehow mistook my comms for 'ok google' and started blabbering at me and at that exact moment that i looked down at my phone (didn't even reach to turn it off yet), a sniper did the gullywash river hero shot and killed me and we lost the golden cap 5-4
MGEMattopen grand finals s23, goldfish decides to not show up for grand finals as our only pocket all season because presumably bear feared my demoman and paid him off. along with this kev our only other player on the roster refused to ring saying typical kev things like "nah nig you did this to yourself". so in turn we had to forfeit grand finals and from what tri said we are the only team in esea to ever do so
and we actually played a half of this on badlands and went up 3-0 with my flank scout wrech getting a grand total of One Heal (it didnt count buffs similar to sizzlingstats, so i healed him from 124hp one time)
i found the match page LMAO oh boy esea days were wild, nice guy wrech telling people to kill themselves in the match comms https://play.esea.net/match/8441139
also akemi u are a gigantic pussy ROFL change ur name back, u needa own up to the shitlord status u created for urself w/ that alias
in playoffs round 1 last season vs gcl, my phone somehow mistook my comms for 'ok google' and started blabbering at me and at that exact moment that i looked down at my phone (didn't even reach to turn it off yet), a sniper did the gullywash river hero shot and killed me and we lost the golden cap 5-4
[quote=MGEMatt]open grand finals s23, goldfish decides to not show up for grand finals as our only pocket all season because presumably bear feared my demoman and paid him off. along with this kev our only other player on the roster refused to ring saying typical kev things like "nah nig you did this to yourself". so in turn we had to forfeit grand finals and from what tri said we are the only team in esea to ever do so[/quote]
and we actually played a half of this on badlands and went up 3-0 with my flank scout wrech getting a grand total of One Heal (it didnt count buffs similar to sizzlingstats, so i healed him from 124hp one time)
i found the match page LMAO oh boy esea days were wild, nice guy wrech telling people to kill themselves in the match comms https://play.esea.net/match/8441139
also akemi u are a gigantic pussy ROFL change ur name back, u needa own up to the shitlord status u created for urself w/ that alias
bearodactylin playoffs round 1 last season vs gcl, my phone somehow mistook my comms for 'ok google' and started blabbering at me and at that exact moment that i looked down at my phone (didn't even reach to turn it off yet), a sniper did the gullywash river hero shot and killed me and we lost the golden cap 5-4
MGEMattopen grand finals s23, goldfish decides to not show up for grand finals as our only pocket all season because presumably bear feared my demoman and paid him off. along with this kev our only other player on the roster refused to ring saying typical kev things like "nah nig you did this to yourself". so in turn we had to forfeit grand finals and from what tri said we are the only team in esea to ever do so
and we actually played a half of this on badlands and went up 3-0 with my flank scout wrech getting a grand total of One Heal (it didnt count buffs similar to sizzlingstats, so i healed him from 124hp one time)
i found the match page LMAO oh boy esea days were wild, nice guy wrech telling people to kill themselves in the match comms https://play.esea.net/match/8441139
also akemi u are a gigantic pussy ROFL change ur name back, u needa own up to the shitlord status u created for urself w/ that alias
hey dumbass i was banned from tftv on my main if they wouldve accepted me i would name myself akemi. but obviously you did not know that, and i still own up to who i am just look at my steam account man i have all my aliases
xoxo,
akemicatface
aka
the guy you feared on his first season of demoman
[quote=bearodactyl]in playoffs round 1 last season vs gcl, my phone somehow mistook my comms for 'ok google' and started blabbering at me and at that exact moment that i looked down at my phone (didn't even reach to turn it off yet), a sniper did the gullywash river hero shot and killed me and we lost the golden cap 5-4
[quote=MGEMatt]open grand finals s23, goldfish decides to not show up for grand finals as our only pocket all season because presumably bear feared my demoman and paid him off. along with this kev our only other player on the roster refused to ring saying typical kev things like "nah nig you did this to yourself". so in turn we had to forfeit grand finals and from what tri said we are the only team in esea to ever do so[/quote]
and we actually played a half of this on badlands and went up 3-0 with my flank scout wrech getting a grand total of One Heal (it didnt count buffs similar to sizzlingstats, so i healed him from 124hp one time)
i found the match page LMAO oh boy esea days were wild, nice guy wrech telling people to kill themselves in the match comms https://play.esea.net/match/8441139
also akemi u are a gigantic pussy ROFL change ur name back, u needa own up to the shitlord status u created for urself w/ that alias[/quote]
hey dumbass i was banned from tftv on my main if they wouldve accepted me i would name myself akemi. but obviously you did not know that, and i still own up to who i am just look at my steam account man i have all my aliases
xoxo,
akemicatface
aka
the guy you feared on his first season of demoman
akemi no one has ever feared anything about you
On topic, I missed grand finals of advanced because of a date at a shitty play and we lost the match. she cheated on me and the play was ass, do not recommend
akemi no one has ever feared anything about you
On topic, I missed grand finals of advanced because of a date at a shitty play and we lost the match. she cheated on me and the play was ass, do not recommend
Connie
edit: I forgot, we also had grape juice when he was a pubber
hey man i played mge too
[quote=Connie]
edit: I forgot, we also had grape juice when he was a pubber[/quote]
hey man i played mge too
DavyCAxiomaticDavyCI think we've all got a story about how come match day everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Try not to call anyone out I just want some good stories!
Back in 2013 I lost a highlander playoff match because our sniper decided to go to the movies instead of playing the match. (this was late 2013 so I suppose it may have been to see The Wolf of Wall Street?) This meant our pyro swapped to sniper, our heavy swapped to pyro, and our backup played heavy. All things considered we put up a good fight, but in retrospect what a sour way to end the season.
Could just @ me next time lol idc
Lol it’s all love brother hope you’re doing well
Same to you man. I didn't mean my last message in a mean way idk why it was taken poorly. Just meant like my name is already so bad that I don't think anyone would give you a hard time for calling me out lmao. Hope all is well anyways!
[quote=DavyC][quote=Axiomatic][quote=DavyC]I think we've all got a story about how come match day everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Try not to call anyone out I just want some good stories!
Back in 2013 I lost a highlander playoff match because our sniper decided to go to the movies instead of playing the match. (this was late 2013 so I suppose it may have been to see The Wolf of Wall Street?) This meant our pyro swapped to sniper, our heavy swapped to pyro, and our backup played heavy. All things considered we put up a good fight, but in retrospect what a sour way to end the season.[/quote]
Could just @ me next time lol idc[/quote]
Lol it’s all love brother hope you’re doing well[/quote]
Same to you man. I didn't mean my last message in a mean way idk why it was taken poorly. Just meant like my name is already so bad that I don't think anyone would give you a hard time for calling me out lmao. Hope all is well anyways!
AxiomaticDavyCAxiomaticDavyCI think we've all got a story about how come match day everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Try not to call anyone out I just want some good stories!
Back in 2013 I lost a highlander playoff match because our sniper decided to go to the movies instead of playing the match. (this was late 2013 so I suppose it may have been to see The Wolf of Wall Street?) This meant our pyro swapped to sniper, our heavy swapped to pyro, and our backup played heavy. All things considered we put up a good fight, but in retrospect what a sour way to end the season.
Could just @ me next time lol idc
Lol it’s all love brother hope you’re doing well
Same to you man. I didn't mean my last message in a mean way idk why it was taken poorly. Just meant like my name is already so bad that I don't think anyone would give you a hard time for calling me out lmao. Hope all is well anyways!
https://youtu.be/MtwaFpoVS8M
[quote=Axiomatic][quote=DavyC][quote=Axiomatic][quote=DavyC]I think we've all got a story about how come match day everything that could go wrong did go wrong. Try not to call anyone out I just want some good stories!
Back in 2013 I lost a highlander playoff match because our sniper decided to go to the movies instead of playing the match. (this was late 2013 so I suppose it may have been to see The Wolf of Wall Street?) This meant our pyro swapped to sniper, our heavy swapped to pyro, and our backup played heavy. All things considered we put up a good fight, but in retrospect what a sour way to end the season.[/quote]
Could just @ me next time lol idc[/quote]
Lol it’s all love brother hope you’re doing well[/quote]
Same to you man. I didn't mean my last message in a mean way idk why it was taken poorly. Just meant like my name is already so bad that I don't think anyone would give you a hard time for calling me out lmao. Hope all is well anyways![/quote]
https://youtu.be/MtwaFpoVS8M
liko took a nap (classic)
liko took a nap (classic)
in May of last year I freshly joined a team but couldn’t play matches/scrims because I fell through a floor and landed on a mirror. It shattered on impact and impaled me. Needless to say I was cut up bad and could barely move one of my hands
in May of last year I freshly joined a team but couldn’t play matches/scrims because I fell through a floor and landed on a mirror. It shattered on impact and impaled me. Needless to say I was cut up bad and could barely move one of my hands
i got two
i was on antibiotics for an ear infection and played a match where my stomach was constantly hurting so fucking bad. i ended up spending the time after dry heaving in the bathroom for like 4 hours until i threw up all over the floor. i dont take that antibiotic anymore when i need them
my dad picked me up from school once and there was a rod covered in shattered glass in the back of his car (he's a glazier). i accidentally grabbed onto it when i was climbing in and cut up my entire hand. there was glass in my thumb for like two weeks that made gripping a mouse painful as hell
i got two
i was on antibiotics for an ear infection and played a match where my stomach was constantly hurting so fucking bad. i ended up spending the time after dry heaving in the bathroom for like 4 hours until i threw up all over the floor. i dont take that antibiotic anymore when i need them
my dad picked me up from school once and there was a rod covered in shattered glass in the back of his car (he's a glazier). i accidentally grabbed onto it when i was climbing in and cut up my entire hand. there was glass in my thumb for like two weeks that made gripping a mouse painful as hell
https://streamable.com/8lcp2s