so a couple nights ago i had a wild dream where lean was added to tf2 as a scout secondary similar to the bonk atomic punch and the krit a cola but instead of giving the scout a buff it would make the scout overdose and then either have to be taken to the hospital to be injected with narcan or the scout would die which i think would make tf2 a lot better balanced and make it an esport

now that im thinking about maybe it should also give scout the ability to fly as i think that would make that even better as scout flying would be pretty awesome

actually maybe it should let scout be invincible and invisible at the same time cuz that would be so awesome itd make me so happy

https://i.imgur.com/4gLkIza.jpg

actually okay for real this time i think the lean secondary should allow me to instantly defeat b4nny as that would bring order to tf2 and make me really rich and famous at the same time and while i understand the idea of me being the greatest tf2 player of all time is shocking i think peanut butter is really good thank you

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I dreamed I was at a baseball game with my dad and foul balls just kept shooting by our heads at mach speed. I was the only one who thought it was weird, and I kept complaining. So my dad pulls out this briefcase like from pulp fiction, opens it up and inside are single tabs of acid, each attached to a McDonald's happy meal toy via some sort of key chain. They were all different flavors, and I ate the hamburger one. Then there were a lot of Christmas trees and I decided I had to leave, so I walked out of the stadium being hounded by Christmas trees and directly into a house where the ceilings kept getting lower. I figured it was just the McDonald's acid so kept going and eventually I was stuck in a tiny blue room with a ceiling like 3 feet high. I sat in the room and tried to remember who won the baseball game but couldn't so I woke up.

I dreamed that every piece of software i used/every website i went to was Cracked somehow. My runescape account had a max cape and I could read Obamas twitter dms and shit. I kept trying to watch youtube videos but they would always turn into liveleak videos at the end

has anyone here had a dream about rocket jumping irl? ive had it twice bro its so lit

leak them

I needed to buy gas to eat the kiwi, was very inconvenient

i dreamed i fell through the floor and into the skybox irl

Completely deadass serious I had a dream a couple days ago where rahmed went back in time to become the best soccer/football player of all time which enacted the butterfly effect causing a future dystopia and I spent the rest of the dream trying to correct the timeline.

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Once I had a dream where i was walking on top of the clouds in the sky. it was nothing but me and the open blue sky and it was peaceful and beautiful, and i felt inner peace and understanding of the universe. and then a bunch of cavemen jumped me and started beating the shit out of me with their wooden clubs. worst dream ive ever had