This is why you don't buy your bananas from the 99 cent store.

the fuck...

Lol, I never even noticed that cheap plastic shit in the background, nor have I ever even seen produce in those kinds of stores, which is why I never thought of it.

powah do you have spidey powers from eating bananas?

Powah is secretly Spiderman.

Also those bananas look like they're almost rotten, buy the ones that are still green.

Why shouldn't you buy them? They come with a free snack!

Spider's dead, you don't eat the outside of the bananas.

I'm more worried that someone picked up bananas that are already starting to blacken. Unless it was just because they spotted the spider, terrible choice.

I really don't think that the spider is dead. The bananas are at a 45-angle, if it was dead it would be at the bottom of the bag then, not still hanging on to it.

I am a professional spiderologist and that spider is asleep.

it's a feature

banana bread yo, maybe we got a baker on our hands

Point taken. Don't know much about banana bread.

Also, the spider might be venomous, although I'm no expert (looked up banana spider and this one looks the closest to it):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider

Yes, the Brazilian wander or walking spider is the most poisonous spider around.

There's nothing wrong with spotted bananas. They are sweeter then green/yellow bananas. Green bananas are only good for frying.

my mind = blown

It's in the genus Phoneutria, I would not even pick up that bag.

The center of severely spotted banana's are really weird, and not soft like yellow/green bananas.

Anything that's not 50% brown taste "green" if that makes sense, like unripened fruit. I do understand that a lot of people (mostly Americans oddly enough) like then green/yellow though. I guess I finally have an ansnwer as to why now. :)

I hate bananas because the best time is when they're like perfectly yellow and anything before or after that isn't a good banana to me. They're like too crisp/weird tasting when green and too sweet/mushy when spotted.

I hate when stupid people misuse the word organic

*FacePalm*

I just copied the thread from failblog/failbook/whatever.