Can I touch a girl after they've touched me?

#31

JOE1

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dude, all you have to do is show her your dick then ask her if she likes it. then when she opens her mouth to say "yes!" you just stick it in her mouth.

#32

ShikiShiki

12 Frags – +

OKAY, TIME FOR A SHITTY ASS MATH JOKE BY SHIKI:

Tell her this in calc class: "I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves."

/head desk

I'm gonna go kill myself now.

OKAY, TIME FOR A SHITTY ASS MATH JOKE BY SHIKI:

Tell her this in calc class: "I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves."

/head desk

I'm gonna go kill myself now.

#33

killemdeader

12 Frags – +

ask ty for advice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXYze_MbdkY

ask ty for advice [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXYze_MbdkY[/youtube]

#34

hooky

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Saltysally1hookySaltysally1i'd say it was a flirt, pop the big "let me fuck you" question you're so in bro.I am literally can'twhat? are you literally autistic?

you literally autistic

[quote=Saltysally1][quote=hooky][quote=Saltysally1]i'd say it was a flirt, pop the big "let me fuck you" question you're so in bro.[/quote]
I am literally can't[/quote]
what? are you literally autistic?[/quote]
you literally autistic

#35

kirby

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just whip it out and lay it on her.

#36

bentrey

4 Frags – +

ShikiShikiOKAY, TIME FOR A SHITTY ASS MATH JOKE BY SHIKI:

Tell her this in calc class: "I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves."

/head desk

I'm gonna go kill myself now.

Or the math related lets fuck, Can I integrate my dick into your vagina

[quote=ShikiShiki]OKAY, TIME FOR A SHITTY ASS MATH JOKE BY SHIKI:

Tell her this in calc class: "I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves."

/head desk

I'm gonna go kill myself now.[/quote]

Or the math related lets fuck, Can I integrate my dick into your vagina

#37

ShikiShiki

2 Frags – +

bentreyShikiShikiOKAY, TIME FOR A SHITTY ASS MATH JOKE BY SHIKI:

Tell her this in calc class: "I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves."

/head desk

I'm gonna go kill myself now.
Or the math related lets fuck, Can I integrate my dick into your vagina

Holy shit no more...

[quote=bentrey][quote=ShikiShiki]OKAY, TIME FOR A SHITTY ASS MATH JOKE BY SHIKI:

Tell her this in calc class: "I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves."

/head desk

I'm gonna go kill myself now.[/quote]

Or the math related lets fuck, Can I integrate my dick into your vagina[/quote]

Holy shit no more...

#38

stultus

2 Frags – +

I'm also really disappointed that after the incident I went back to doing homework. At the time I thought nothing wrong with it, but now that I think about it, it would have been great to keep talking to her. I need to improve on thinking on my feet like that.

#39

Douglas

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Don't do it while she's talking to friends, do it while she's near you doing nothing. If she doesn't go with the conversation, you didn't blow it, you're just not gorgeous enough (nothing you can do about it). Wait till she gets you back, worst comes to worst, you get friend zoned with touching benefits. Girl that was hitting on me that I didn't go for slapped my ass once, now she's cool with me slapping hers even though we both aren't interested in a relationship by now.

Being gorgeous is really helpful. Also, if you can make some friends with some 4/10 chicks that you can confide in, you don't have to ask us, and they're more likely to be right.

Don't do it while she's talking to friends, do it while she's near you doing nothing. If she doesn't go with the conversation, you didn't blow it, you're just not gorgeous enough (nothing you can do about it). Wait till she gets you back, worst comes to worst, you get friend zoned with touching benefits. Girl that was hitting on me that I didn't go for slapped my ass once, now she's cool with me slapping hers even though we both aren't interested in a relationship by now.

Being gorgeous is really helpful. Also, if you can make some friends with some 4/10 chicks that you can confide in, you don't have to ask us, and they're more likely to be right.

#40

John

Twitch

8 Frags – +

Get her name tattooed on you and show it to her. Make sure it's in a heart.

#41

eereeday

-1 Frags – +

TrekkieIt puts the calc homework in the basket. It does this whenever it's asked.

What if the hose gets the calc homework. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[quote=Trekkie]It puts the calc homework in the basket. It does this whenever it's asked.[/quote]
What if the hose gets the calc homework. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

#42

CHE_

0 Frags – +

pop it, dont drop it

#43

DrPloxo

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Nah man, you gotta mix it up, don't just repeat what she does.
She pokes you in the side to scare you? SCARE HER!
give her your number for studying, tell her you're always available (wink afterwards unless you love dick)
Get a friend of yours into a scary fucking costume and hang out side of her house for a few hours doing creepy shit (he's gotta be cool with getting his ass kicked)
Scare her with him, get that phone call, come over and whoop your friends ass, fuck on her couch.

problem solved

Nah man, you gotta mix it up, don't just repeat what she does.
She pokes you in the side to scare you? SCARE HER!
give her your number for studying, tell her you're always available (wink afterwards unless you love dick)
Get a friend of yours into a scary fucking costume and hang out side of her house for a few hours doing creepy shit (he's gotta be cool with getting his ass kicked)
Scare her with him, get that phone call, come over and whoop your friends ass, fuck on her couch.

problem solved

#44

snack_attack

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DrPloxoNah man, you gotta mix it up, don't just repeat what she does.
She pokes you in the side to scare you? SCARE HER!
give her your number for studying, tell her you're always available (wink afterwards unless you love dick)
Get a friend of yours into a scary fucking costume and hang out side of her house for a few hours doing creepy shit (he's gotta be cool with getting his ass kicked)
Scare her with him, get that phone call, come over and whoop your friends ass, fuck on her couch.

problem solved

I think I saw your plan on tv once.

[quote=DrPloxo]Nah man, you gotta mix it up, don't just repeat what she does.
She pokes you in the side to scare you? SCARE HER!
give her your number for studying, tell her you're always available (wink afterwards unless you love dick)
Get a friend of yours into a scary fucking costume and hang out side of her house for a few hours doing creepy shit (he's gotta be cool with getting his ass kicked)
Scare her with him, get that phone call, come over and whoop your friends ass, fuck on her couch.

problem solved[/quote]

I think I saw your plan on tv once.

#45

DrPloxo

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snack_attackDrPloxoNah man, you gotta mix it up, don't just repeat what she does.
She pokes you in the side to scare you? SCARE HER!
give her your number for studying, tell her you're always available (wink afterwards unless you love dick)
Get a friend of yours into a scary fucking costume and hang out side of her house for a few hours doing creepy shit (he's gotta be cool with getting his ass kicked)
Scare her with him, get that phone call, come over and whoop your friends ass, fuck on her couch.

problem solved
I think I saw your plan on tv once.

I got it from a porno.

[quote=snack_attack][quote=DrPloxo]Nah man, you gotta mix it up, don't just repeat what she does.
She pokes you in the side to scare you? SCARE HER!
give her your number for studying, tell her you're always available (wink afterwards unless you love dick)
Get a friend of yours into a scary fucking costume and hang out side of her house for a few hours doing creepy shit (he's gotta be cool with getting his ass kicked)
Scare her with him, get that phone call, come over and whoop your friends ass, fuck on her couch.

problem solved[/quote]

I think I saw your plan on tv once.[/quote]

I got it from a porno.